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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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21-1. 認親疑雲723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9riSAiBkhe
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離討伐大會尚有三天，聚於此處的各路俠士遂趁機專心休養生息、養精蓄銳，以助大夥能在攻入永王行宮時能全力以赴，以極佳的默契聯手平定叛亂，還天下蒼生一個太平。直白來說，就是求勾搭、撩情緣、八一八、吃燒肉等增進團員互動的各種社交，浩氣盟與惡人谷也趁彼此老大不注意，進行偷幹架、打報告、插臥底、搞內訌等活絡陣營氛圍的團康活動。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwdfL5QqXJ
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總而言之，近來的千島湖好不熱鬧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp9ZQIcWum
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「注意！大家注意！步川芮庫、梅禧守、廖吉在千島湖被『滾燙的溫泉』殘忍地殺害啦！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2CrayV3Ai
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一行人方從湯島泡完溫泉歸來，就聽見一陣又一陣的敲鑼傳報，苗貝兒不禁震驚道：「咦？是第二殺手『滾燙的溫泉』？他怎麼突然來了？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjULzcO0eu
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「太多人泡溫泉過久，引起了注意。」傳泰伊不以為意道。
據傳，這第二殺手愛溫泉成癡，每見有人佔據溫泉過久不離，便會狂性大發，不分青紅皂白，直接以滾燙的溫泉水將人活活燙死，故而得此稱號。（※註１）723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z8SVqDRQa
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苗貝兒見正要上船的人們紛紛折回，才恍然大悟地點點頭，「原來如此，好險我堅持要先離開，為師真是料事如神。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCDplkJqhM
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「笨蛋貝，明明就是你泡溫泉泡餓了吵著要吃燒肉。」苗可莉淡定吐槽。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnkTFdq2rh
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「誰讓前一批泡溫泉的人亂丟毛巾啦？害我幫忙撿得餓了。」苗貝兒鼓起臉辯駁回去。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWhU1zSJvv
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「可是……」沐為靄憨傻地舉手發問：「我看貝貝師祖不是一直在吃溫泉蛋嗎？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQlIYlYAsM
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被抓包的苗貝兒硬要狡辯：「唔，那是溫泉蛋太有叫我吃的暗示了！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVZO27jM0u
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苗可莉丟白眼，「就會吃，吃了也不長個兒、不長腦。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEvkPSn8cS
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「臭小莉！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLB4sMyGWfm
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傳泰伊莞爾聽著三人吱喳笑鬧，不知從何時起，他竟也覺這些無厘頭的幼稚鬥嘴有趣了？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsE62h9DEH
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「哼哼哼！」鬥不過妹妹，苗貝兒受氣不滿地嘟起嘴，「小爺我渴了，才不跟你們計較！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAs47AAqpqF
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傳泰伊見他氣嘟嘟的小臉因泡過溫泉而暈紅，實在粉潤可愛得讓人想咬一口，便忍不住伸指輕捏一把，失笑道：「喝點烏梅汁降火。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNftVP5S19n
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「好耶！燒肉配烏梅汁最棒嚕！」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikGTidWjfb
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小吃貨們立即化干戈為玉帛，歡快地跟著萬花奶爸來到市集小攤，買了三杯透心涼的冰鎮烏梅汁，一口酸酸甜甜的冰液下肚，驅散了渾身燥熱，清涼又滋潤。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqUgkcOttu
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就在傳泰伊付完錢後，忽有一商人打扮的中年男子衝來，既驚喜又不可置信地朝他呼喚：「小妹？真是你？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLiHvVUTqut
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少俠們頓時噴出一口烏梅汁，雖然傳泰伊的五官俊美，即便換了性別也極美艷動人，但那近一米九的昂藏男兒身與不容忽視的冷傲英氣，怎麼看都不像個女子啊，這位大叔的眼睛沒問題吧？難不成這是今年度最新型的勾搭法？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPB5jUhSs9
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傳泰伊囧了囧，原先噙著淡笑的面容也癱回了冰山臉。苗貝兒立馬嘴巴一抹，橫眉豎目地擋在中間，瞪著來人齜牙咧嘴道：「你、你、你！不分男女的怪大叔！想對我徒兒做什麼？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyl5906Piv
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「呃……」方出口就發現自己認錯人，男子尷尬地連忙做揖抱歉，「失禮，失禮，公子實在像極離家二十多年的家妹，在下思妹心切，這才一時認錯，還請公子原諒在下的魯莽。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzyzNOozw6
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人家都這般賠不是了，他們當然也不好再發作。苗貝兒哼哼唧唧地抱住帥徒兒的腰，似在宣示歸屬權，傳泰伊頷首示意無妨，微蹙的眉頭卻有凝思。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE02A9fPj5y
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男子連聲道歉地打算離去，臨前忍不住多瞧一眼傳泰伊，這步伐才踏出沒幾步，便又折回來朝他拱手，語帶遲疑卻神情急切，問：「敢問這位公子今年貴庚？是否……是否方過二十二又四月？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx2l2jLk0x
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「大叔為何這麼問啊？」苗貝兒納悶了，連他都不知道徒兒的生日，怎麼對方這麼清楚？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1shncIVa37
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「這……」男子打量眼前幾位江湖裝扮的俠士，略感緊張地解釋道：「家妹離家後育有一子，想來如今也該是這歲數了，這位公子的容貌又與家妹如此相似，故在下不禁有此猜想。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiw92mkuPtw
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不會這麼巧吧？苗貝兒傻了，一旁的苗可莉和沐為靄也都看出了戲路，昨日才苗家兄妹與薛世伯的認親會，今天就又來了場舅甥偶路相逢戲，這賀城是什麼親戚集散地嗎？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh18rPOzdFU
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傳泰伊不動聲色地打量對方陌生眼眉，未有表示。倒是苗貝兒看了看兩人的樣貌，不作多想地直接開口問：「大叔，你該不是跟你妹妹長得不像吧？我覺得我徒兒帥多了。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ciKuZHk1Q
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男子也不介意地羞赧笑道：「在下像到家父，長得是平庸了些。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5BIuvjumC
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「喔，那大叔貴姓呀？」苗貝兒又進一步發問。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOuAX75M2E
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「在下姓顏，名惜才。」男子拱手回道，望向傳泰伊的眼神極是期待。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZmYWEkp7B
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顏惜才……傳泰伊默然移開視線，即便娘親在他幼時便離家，但他仍清楚記得娘親的名字——顏惜容，這兩人果真是兄妹。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9DGVf8DMw
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苗貝兒看了眼傳泰伊後，便又繼續發問：「那顏大叔的妹妹貴姓呀？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlGWUAfQEW
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「笨蛋貝，哥哥姓顏，妹妹當然也姓顏啊。」苗可莉聽不下去了。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ81ciuRScYz
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「誰說的？說不定人家死了爹爹，娘親改嫁生了女兒，那兄妹就不同姓啦！」苗貝兒說得理直氣壯，合情合理，當場就讓顏大叔的臉抽了又抽，本凝著神情的傳泰伊也哭笑不得了。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30WdqS6qBO
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「又調皮。」傳泰伊地捏了把小傢伙的臉，才對顏惜才淡聲道：「閣下怕是認錯人了。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI0VWgEOvxx
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「這樣嗎？」顏惜才悵然若失地呆然半晌，才頹肩拱手致歉道：「叨擾各位了。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYgusMCjPX
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「告辭。」此事一了，四人便邁步欲回客棧。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡne8TDqEOKJ
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顏惜才乃一普通商人，自不敢多招惹江湖人士，遂也轉身離去，然這前後時間不過一盞茶，心情卻大起又大落，他便一時間忘了顧及場合，黯然低語：「唉……約好在此地相會，怎知十四年已過，仍不見小妹蹤影，莫非真是凶多吉少？可惡！定是姓傳的混蛋連累了小妹。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfz5YoKnGR
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習武之人的聽力不一般，儘管那自言自語極為小聲，卻也沒逃過他們的耳朵。傳泰伊腳步一滯，似意識到什麼，臉色微變，眼底疑雲頓起。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3oHgkC0mgt
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苗貝兒雖向來魯莽粗神經，卻對愛徒的一舉一動極為關注。他一捕捉到傳泰伊瞬閃即掩的疑慮，便立刻對其他兩人說：「我突然想到有事要交代我徒兒，你們先回客棧等吧。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk6iprFgoB
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沐為靄立刻期待問：「貝貝師祖有任務給師父做嗎？那徒孫呢？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG99yNlNfZx
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「嗯！小靄徒孫也有非常重要的任務。」苗貝兒肅起小臉，鄭重交代：「回客棧後，記得要點最大盤最美味的燒肉等師祖回來吃。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXlh3fBmKRH
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「徒孫遵命。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGqb8uR6Xi
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好重要的任務啊！苗可莉無語之餘，亦投去疑惑目光，不解哥哥為何要支開她們，卻收到日後再解釋的暗示，便點了點頭，拉著謹記叮囑的沐為靄離開。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0POBGV1IJ4
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待兩個女娃兒遠離後，傳泰伊才出聲道：「你不必這麼做，我沒打算認親。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENpCacNmgt
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「真的嗎？」苗貝兒踮腳查探顏惜才的方位，「他還沒走遠呢，我們現在追還來得及喔。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FE0EXdCXM
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傳泰伊沈默片刻，輕嘆：「他只是一介商人，不該與我有所牽扯。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8NT4JSjEY
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自出谷以來，他一直盡可能隱姓埋名，就為避免傳炩遺子的身份引來麻煩。從方才顏惜才的舉手投足來看，便知對方是未曾習武的平凡商人，若讓人知道這顏家與傳炩有何關係，可真要惹禍上身了，是以他雖巧遇親舅，卻也不願相認。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWneyoA89iY
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苗貝兒明白他的掙扎，便說：「那就別認唄，但你不是發現了什麼疑點嗎？」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihUMO3ypgc
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「的確。」傳泰伊凝眉猶豫。723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZM4u0r451y
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「不管爹娘如何，就算聚少離多，都想瞭解關於他們的一切，我也是這樣的。」苗貝兒仰頭送上一個燦笑，「泰伊不是一直想知道你娘為何離開嗎？我們可以去打聽看看呀。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY4U0Qaoc1
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「誰說我想知道的？」傳泰伊納悶了，他從未提過娘親的事，小傢伙是如何得知的？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4rm2kOSWF
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「你作夢時說的啊。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI96ZSQLhRM
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「走吧走吧，再不追就找不到人嚕。」苗貝兒不由分說地拉著傳泰伊跑起來，嘴裡還不忘賊笑道：「搞不好還可以打聽到你小時候偷尿床之類的糗事呢，嘿嘿。」723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ6SmTMPPi
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傳泰伊無語，這才是小混蛋的真正目的吧？723Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJP6ezECtI
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