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【劍三X泰貝前世】大俠，拜師不？
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By 喵芭渴死姬
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隱元秘鑑——專收錄江湖武林情報的神秘組織——曾記載兩句話：「少林不收女弟子，人妖也不。」、「七秀不收男弟子，也不提供小剪刀或葵花寶典。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2OJyBG471
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然而，在這滿大唐渣男渣女的江湖，竟於數年前驚爆七秀坊破例收留的第一位男弟子孫飛亮，竟為保護單戀多年的五毒教主，毅然犧牲自己成為醜陋怪物而終獲芳心的淒美事蹟，令全天下女俠們動容不已，誰說七秀男兒不爺們的？這就是真爺們、真漢子啊！675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJLxKBaim7
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找好丈夫，就要找秀爺！675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV4wtP6zEyw
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於是，七秀坊應大眾要求取消禁令，對孤兒男童大開門戶，大有將他們培育成出得廳堂入得廚房心靈手巧的妻管嚴真漢子之勢，隱元秘鑑遂立馬將上述兩句話刪去一句，只剩光棍門派少林苦巴巴求不得光頭小蘿莉。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptBJ3MC1nU
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不過，夢想是美好的，現實是殘酷的，也不知是否七秀陰性心法與男體相衝，又孫飛亮體質特殊不受影響，除他以外的七秀男兒多遇到一大難關——長不大。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuxVojZVvf
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傳泰伊自來秀坊第一天便有此發現，七秀男弟子不僅甚是稀有，且多同苗貝兒一般嬌小，即便少年亦貌似孩童，故基於驗證醫理的精神，他抓起苗貝兒的手腕把了把脈。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimG77F5zhe
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「怎樣怎樣？為師身強體健，骨骼清奇，絕對有長高高壯壯的潛能啦！」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU8fbWRt8E
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見他一臉志在必得，傳泰伊收回把脈的手指，略帶憐憫口吻道：「何以如此肯定？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q9ZkGUZ9Q
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「你師祖也就是我的門派師父說的呀，她還說……」苗貝兒站在椅子上挺起小胸膛，似在模仿秀姊師父的威嚴，「想知道咱們七秀坊為何不見秀爺嗎？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOUh8NfwhJ
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「……」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ3N8FcodE
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「徒兒，你該虛心求教地問為何呀。」苗貝兒搖搖頭，一臉恨徒弟不長進。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpw2QnvzSqM
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傳泰伊微撇了嘴角，淡聲道：「不說無妨。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0OKyZduhA
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「唉，徒兒還是這麼不老實，真讓為師擔心。」苗貝兒為帥徒的人格養成憂愁一把後，也不管傳泰伊想拿針戳他啞穴的神情，逕自接了下去，「其實，這還要從第一代秀爺孫師兄說起，自他那事傳開後，秀太們都要面臨一項成長考驗，就是『毒蘿情緣』。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfoBZU5CIg
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這從未在書冊讀過的訊息，倒真引起傳泰伊的興趣了，「何意？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqZjuILWDH
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「就是秀太長大後一定要像孫師兄一樣，找到心投意合的五毒蘿莉做情緣，否則就要……」苗貝兒抖了抖小肩膀，十分害怕道：「被拿小剪刀的姊姊關進房間好幾天。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3L509pmqe
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「……」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO7X5kY1W9
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未意識到傳泰伊的沈默之意，苗貝兒驚恐地張大雙眼，繼續說：「然後，他們出來就會變成秀姊了，所以秀坊裡才不見秀爺。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUoBkfSAxs
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傳泰伊徹底無語，這小笨蛋擺明是被師父耍了啊。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nj3dn4KPX
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「噓，這是秀坊秘密喔，徒兒千萬別傳出去。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbgfOUEb2j
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「你當真？」傳泰伊覺得今日的顏面神經抽動頗頻繁。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIq5AwoVJL
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苗貝兒認真地點點頭，「當然呀，我後來還被師父罰打木樁一時辰，就知她對此事多認真了。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ygppT2Qkn
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「為何罰打木樁？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2sQhLGvqA
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「因為我問她是不是也被小剪刀了才這麼清楚。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXPi1J0oJu
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「……」傳泰伊又默了再默，語帶更深一層的憐憫道：「閣下江湖資歷多久？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuXhUSrSiy
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「嘿嘿，剛好比徒兒你多一年，見識算廣博啦！」苗貝兒仰起下巴，好不得意。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBiC9N79Sb
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一年都未被壞人拐騙也算命大！傳泰伊癱著臉嘆道：「你還活著真是奇蹟。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vNCWvjMV0
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「嗄？為師沒騎過雞啊，泰伊徒兒想騎嗎？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6y5gJyki1P
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「不想。」傳泰伊已放棄解釋。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlhyQOCD78
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「對了，為師告訴你這秘密其實是用意的。」苗貝兒趴在桌上湊近傳泰伊，壓低音量，鄭重交代：「徒兒來秀坊也好些天了，有沒有喜歡上哪個姊姊呀？要知道，雖然有些秀姊可能其實原本是秀爺，但都是心地善良的好姊姊，咱們七秀最重情了，泰伊若有喜歡的，可要好好珍惜喔。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q3MybYzKx
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『伊兒長大後，若有喜歡的人，可要好好疼惜，莫像爹娘這般……』675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlXVgyMJa4
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與久遠記憶重疊的話語，令傳泰伊深深注視眼前的秀麗人兒，久久無法言語。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbzsV9UQ8r
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這一日，秀坊來了位純陽門派的道長。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrchRCziLn
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「貧道乃門韶真人，姓墨名夏浀，為尋訪貧道的江湖徒兒而來。敢問公子如何稱呼？可否抽空為貧道暖……咳，知會苗貝兒一聲？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZRj29AqVo
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傳泰伊漠然望著擋住去路的清麗男子，只見對方一身雪白道袍光潔無暇，氣質端莊靜雅，好似一冰清玉潔的得道仙人，然那雙溫潤淡雅的桃花眼卻似有莫名深意，令他不甚樂意理會。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHQ21G2PXE
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「二師父，你來啦！」好在苗貝兒從其他姊妹得知有位道人來訪，便興沖沖奔了過來，未覺查兩人間的詭譎氛圍，「咦，二師父遇到我徒兒呀？真巧。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfkt6EMRCg
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「原來這位公子就是徒兒信中所提之人嗎？果真有緣。」墨夏浀頷首笑道。午後徐風輕拂他高束的如絹長髮，實在仙風道骨，若能將流連美男俊臉的目光忽略不計的話。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ItsEARSRi
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「泰伊徒兒，這是你二師祖喔，是為師一年前拜的江湖師父。」苗貝兒興高采烈地拉住傳泰伊的衣袖，才發現他手中提著木桶與釣具，「徒兒剛在釣魚嗎？好耶！晚餐又有好吃的紅燒魚了，正好讓你二師祖嚐嚐。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWFXPeYImD
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聞言，傳泰伊立即沈下臉，將桶中魚全數扔回湖裡，冷聲道：「放生用的。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDH9O0fNd7
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「嗄，徒兒今日不下廚嗎？」苗貝兒失望地垮下肩膀，卻見傳泰伊不為所衷地拂袖離去，便不解地皺眉低語：「奇怪，泰伊怎麼了？明明這幾天我說想吃什麼，他都會煮給我吃，還以為他終於肯接受我這個師父了呢，難道不是嗎？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEIzrzHwzN
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「喔？」不斷觀望他們的墨夏浀，似嗅到什麼，輕輕挑眉，眼中閃過一絲光芒，「喵徒兒是怎麼認識這徒弟的？你們倆做過些什麼？來給為師詳說詳說。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FKgXgsQmo
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「好啊，就是……」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhTExcaPgQ
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傳泰伊回眸瞥了眼被遠遠拋至後頭的兩人，見苗貝兒親暱地拉著墨夏浀憨笑可愛，不由眼神一黯，卻不知這被搶走什麼的失落苦澀該如何得解。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5Ok7apjv9
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傍晚，一盤僅一人份的糖醋魚片，熱騰騰地擺上小吃貨桌前。這意外的驚喜，令苗貝兒在歡呼過後立刻大快朵頤起來，一時間也忘了要分予來作客的二師父。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDp234tngn
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「呣、呣、呣……真是我吃過最棒的糖醋魚了！」苗貝兒滿足地抬頭一笑，塞滿食物的兩頰鼓起，盤中魚片幾無倖存，令傳泰伊的胸口淤滯頓時一暢，便不禁伸指為他抹去臉邊飯粒，向來抿直的唇角竟也柔和了幾許。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MsFK5BrIg
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一旁被徹底冷落的墨夏浀，倒未有惱怒不滿，卻是愜意酌著小酒，細細品嚐秀坊廚娘炒的菜餚，不住打量他們的桃花美目深邃含笑。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ECxwGehCR
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餐後，苗貝兒被代坊主叫去談話，留下傳、墨兩人獨處。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPtiQXUGRI
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墨夏浀放下白玉酒杯，悠悠湊到傳泰伊身邊，目光飄渺似微醺，吐氣如蘭飄酒香，甚是誘人。他見傳泰伊依舊泰然自若地收拾碗筷，未有絲毫理會之意，便意有所指地笑道：「傳公子的姓可真罕見，據貧道所知，過去曾有人也姓傳，又不巧，貧道與其夫人有一面之緣。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AOELg3Hft
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傳泰伊的動作稍頓，隨即恢復如常，淡聲問：「道長有何貴幹？」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRf8iVd5K6m
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「莫慌，貧道乃一清心寡欲的修真之人，自無心干涉江湖恩怨。」墨夏浀一臉高深莫測地望向遠方，絕不承認自己方才腦補了多少他與美男花哥的旖旎畫面，唉，這龍陽之好他藏得可辛苦了。他輕嘆地揮了揮手中拂塵，極替寶貝徒兒的未來感慨：「貧道知曉你倆未敬過拜師茶，這師徒關係便不算正式，他日若傳公子有何糾葛纏身，貧道那傻徒兒也好脫身，就怕他執意相挺。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6YFw3kRvB
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聞言，傳泰伊心中一涼，知對方道理。這江湖來來去去總脫不了一個債字。父債子償，傳炩當年犯下多少罪孽害多少人家破人亡，便有多少債將算到自己身上，故他離世深居，不願連累他人延續罪怨，豈料，他竟遇上苗貝兒打亂一池靜水。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHcYUe2uMs
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「七秀孩兒總為情所累，然世間有多少英雄過得此關？」墨夏浀垂眸掩去惆悵，低嘆道：「公子待貝兒如何，貧道已看在眼裡，那孩子亦是倔強骨，只望那日到來之時，公子能莫負初心。」675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQTZzakJip
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莫負初心，初心不負。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRkG7PFBt4
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直到墨夏浀飄然遠去，傳泰伊仍不住反覆思量。675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlj31Ft4dCz
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後記：
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關於秀太長大後求毒蘿情緣不成就要被小剪刀變秀姊的玩笑，確實是遊戲裡的七秀師父有次心血來潮開玩笑說的，但她說的態度之認真，真讓人有瞬間被唬到啊XDDDD675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1ygLWISAZ
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究竟泰哥是如何對貝貝動心的呢？WWWW675Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDY1FRpqdQ
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