呢一日，於中環碼頭，背住夕陽，我鼓起勇氣，向心儀嘅對象表白：118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9z4504MMl
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「Emily，我鍾意你，請問你可唔可以做我女朋友？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMDcyMRe0K
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「下？我有男朋友啦喎。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FHaGTRpyV
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「下？你有男朋友？咁你又同我出街睇戲食飯？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkVI2adQb2
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「我當你朋友渣嘛。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP9CmCdWfm
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「朋友？即係…即係『兵』？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKaVNhHyjs
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「拿，我無咁講過，係你自己認架渣。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrxkFZBYn0
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「……」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡim1J94njoF
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我無嘢好講，枉我付出咗咁多心機、時間同金錢，到頭來原來又係做人隻「兵」。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEs91fJhOnd
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「你睇，我男朋友嚟接我啦，係咁先啦byebye！」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2TJFDUpMm
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Emily孭住我送俾佢嘅LV袋，大搖大擺咁坐上一架名貴嘅保時捷跑車，然後拂塵而去。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTscvZIOCgd
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為咗討好對方，我辛辛苦苦儲咗幾個月錢，買咗個名牌手袋送俾佢，到最後連手仔都拖唔到，認真失敗。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKozrf0B2M
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呢次已經唔知係我第幾次俾人拒絕，而身為一條毒撚，其實我都知自己條件唔好，所以都降低咗擇偶嘅要求。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI06usnmwhi
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唔要樣靚大波長腿，淨係要大波，但結果都係唔得。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKpMsAHau0
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唔通…唔通我注定要攬住個飛機杯過世？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekG77fbFz3
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點解我做人做到咁失敗？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JheCULdS9
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明明大家都係男人，點解揸「波子」嗰條友就有得揸Emily對G奶，而我就無得揸？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaOGKvvMxE
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點解有啲人天生高大靚仔有錢，食女多過食飯，但我就又窮又矮又柒，一條女都溝唔到？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaywgL26x25
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點解上天咁唔公平？點解人地得到嘅嘢我得唔到？118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5IH8Aq5aE
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點解啊？！118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZsVKUbqlj
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我企喺碼頭嘅欄杆前，對住個海大聲嗌咗出嚟，發洩心中嘅鬱悶。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstINeNu7NJ
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「鳩嗌係無用架。」突然間，有個人喺後面搭我膊頭。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm47huqoBQm
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我嚇咗一跳，跟住想擰轉身睇下係咩人，點不知身體唔知發生咩事，竟然間完全郁唔到。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOkBudKLCi
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「表白俾人拒絕，好唔開心呀？」 條友嘅聲線好低沉，應該係男人嚟。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcScXTWOYRH
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我嘗試郁動手腳，可惜卻唔成功，全身上下只係得返把口郁得到。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZoddVeajH
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我問對方：「你係咩人，做咩搭我膊頭？快啲縮手！」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsHc2mjUxz
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「我係魔鬼，我想同你做一場交易。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc73DIrItIj
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「魔...魔鬼？你想做…做咩交易？」我俾佢嚇窒左。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCV3Gp172Me
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「我先問你，你係咪好想揸Emily對波，插佢個窿？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUy9rLROrb
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「你呢個問題…會唔會問得太直接？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwcYtYK1f4
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「大家男人老狗，講嘢無謂轉彎抹角，你答我『係』定『唔係』就得啦。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpQL4YkyW4i
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「係就係，但咁又點？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZBr3fJ9kN
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「只要我將『靜止之力』傳授俾你，莫講話Emily，世上任何女人你都可以得到。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCsDkIvcvH
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「乜嘢係靜止之力？」我問。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIyIKNv8Ly
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「『靜止之力』顧名思義就係令人身體靜止嘅能力，即係好似我依家掂住你咁，令到你唔郁得。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAl8c9J9sj
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對方向我解釋：「只要你將呢個能力運用喺Emily、又或者任何一個你鍾意嘅女性身上，咁你就可以對佢為所欲為，想點就點，只不過…」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAz7PjggeWy
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「不過咩呀？」我心急追問。118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4n8JAYQwLl
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「不過能力一旦發動後，你就必須屌嗰條女，而且一定要插夠一萬下先可以射，否則你就會死。而當你死左之後，你嘅靈魂就會屬於我。」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjQe33iNxE
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「一萬下？」118Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNVmcCPAkk
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