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一旁來吃瓜的鳥族居民也在鼓躁。8964 copyright protection124PENANAoQptSGbxhr 維尼
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內侍貓白了一眼那幾隻吵鬧的鳥,笨就是笨,被人當槍使了都不知道。8964 copyright protection124PENANAAzZbsNYFuJ 維尼
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「自身為正,又何需擔心外頭洪水濤天。」內侍貓拂塵一掃,「西廠只是要為大人蒐集天下訊息,為大人揪出其中尸位素餐,甚至禍國殃民的害蟲,爾等是否自以為便是此等遺害天下之輩,所以如此反對西廠。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAxcco6AVDaL 維尼
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「你滿口胡言!」二哈怒道,「本二哈行得正,坐得直,一生為了大人盡忠職守,死而後已,又怎麼會是你這種小人能夠理解。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAxyfD71H5h4 維尼
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「哦,是嗎?」內侍貓蘭花指一指,「拿狗糧換排隊順序,拿要丟棄的舊狗糧換新狗糧的事怎麼說?」8964 copyright protection124PENANAQCfQFVnS8b 維尼
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「那是勤儉持家,大人都說無罪了。」二哈臉不紅心不跳地說,「總之本官就是大人的狗腿子,大人讓我往東,我就往東。」8964 copyright protection124PENANA881BOkOWBF 維尼
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「你們都是做賊心虛!」內侍貓說道。8964 copyright protection124PENANAEmDJYvGJgL 維尼
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「你才是居心叵測!」雪納瑞吼道。8964 copyright protection124PENANA4mSGtQqqlx 維尼
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「你們是欲蓋彌彰!」內侍貓又道。8964 copyright protection124PENANAG40ElVxqVR 維尼
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「你才是想上下其手!」二哈汪汪。8964 copyright protection124PENANA0DyGpHM7Yu 維尼
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「大元帥,大元帥,你說呢?」內侍貓轉頭看向丁當,現在丁當已經是他的盟友了,因為丁當原來也動過手術,至於肥宅整天宅在家怎麼會送丁當去手術就不知道為啥了。8964 copyright protection124PENANAXrEUGy21Uh 維尼
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然而所有貓狗鳥向丁當的位置看去時卻發現丁當已經不在寶座下方,再一看,連領主班大人也不在寶座上。8964 copyright protection124PENANAmEB1RreM5U 維尼
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眾貓狗鳥連忙四周一找,發現丁當已經載著領主班大人往公寓樓走去。8964 copyright protection124PENANAi7ON6k5Pnk 維尼
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「喂,等等呀。」眾貓狗鳥急著領主班大人跑去,幸好丁當走的慢,不一會兒便追上了丁當。8964 copyright protection124PENANA7ES3ePH9n5 維尼
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「做什麼?」丁當說道。8964 copyright protection124PENANAD5aAUJJK53 維尼
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「我們還在討論呀,你怎麼載著大人就走了。」內侍貓有些埋怨地說。8964 copyright protection124PENANAtZlWbJABOv 維尼
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「不是說朝會結束了嗎?」丁當咦了聲。8964 copyright protection124PENANAey5s2ONqZB 維尼
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「是呀,不過後來又有新的議題呀。」二哈說。8964 copyright protection124PENANAZo8cjC9Fko 維尼
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「是哦,但是大人已經睡了呀。」丁當說道。8964 copyright protection124PENANAQgS1kCwSve 維尼
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「剛才睡的嗎?」內侍貓問道。8964 copyright protection124PENANA39F5Vfb7s4 維尼
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「大人嗯哼完就睡著了呀。」丁當說道。8964 copyright protection124PENANA5FhSgekZGb 維尼
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「啥?那不是一點內容都沒聽到。」四人大驚。8964 copyright protection124PENANAh1F1fWfUr9 維尼
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「很重要的議題嗎?等明天再說吧。」丁當將眾貓狗鳥撥開,「不要打擾大人睡覺。」8964 copyright protection124PENANALGvE3GFJLh 維尼
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看著丁當的背影消失在公寓樓的入口,四狗貓你看我我看你,然後互相罵了幾句,二哈便跟著雪納瑞走了。8964 copyright protection124PENANANqYs1jNvWp 維尼
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不過走了一半便被雪納瑞與英短一貓一狗直接踹飛。8964 copyright protection124PENANAw8qmw15LYv 維尼
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此時英短相當慶幸這小說沒轉女頻呀,沒見過這麼短的宮鬥小說,這作者君根本不會寫宮鬥嘛。8964 copyright protection124PENANALEf760mTgx 維尼
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實際上是作者君什麼鳥都不會寫,這事就偷偷講,別告訴他了。8964 copyright protection124PENANAPYiggRNA4F 維尼
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至於莫名其妙又躺木倉的鳥,因為傻,就不用管他們了。8964 copyright protection124PENANABD1m9wwtkW 維尼
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丁當馱著領主班大人回到公寓樓,站在門口。8964 copyright protection124PENANAhyqbHI91q1 維尼
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領主班大人平時出入的出入口對於現在的丁當來說實在太小,而丁當又不能將領主班大人直接丟下來塞進入口,只得用他的鼻子在上頭拍了兩下。8964 copyright protection124PENANAWuOdJsdOT6 維尼
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「叩叩!」8964 copyright protection124PENANAzRWdZSXxir 維尼
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丁當站在門口等待。8964 copyright protection124PENANAYBh835X2Tl 維尼
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過了一會兒,門口傳來聲音,但是並未開門,只是聽見門裏有人在說,「咦,沒人呀。」8964 copyright protection124PENANA17b2ugasUr 維尼
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丁當眨了眨眼,又用他的鼻子敲了門兩下。8964 copyright protection124PENANABbYkpCR7P2 維尼
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「叩叩!」8964 copyright protection124PENANAAGNM7IWhgh 維尼
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「咦?怎麼又有人敲門,但還是沒人呀?哪家的孩子這麼淘氣?」8964 copyright protection124PENANAaPmhNzrDlD 維尼
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「叩叩!」8964 copyright protection124PENANArsLgh4vDHE 維尼
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「這孩子……」8964 copyright protection124PENANA6DSfi73iuG 維尼
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門被一把拉開,只見媽媽張佳燕怒氣沖沖地站在門口,正要走出來向外看。8964 copyright protection124PENANAgQAOFGWy9z 維尼
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「咦?班班?」媽媽張佳燕咦了聲,「還有一隻小豬?」8964 copyright protection124PENANAgNdOjOiE6j 維尼
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媽媽張佳燕蹲下身子抱起正側躺在丁當身上睡覺的小班班,摸了摸他的頭,然後對丁當說,「是你送班班回來的是嗎?謝謝您呀。」8964 copyright protection124PENANAVfhdTKb1vY 維尼
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「叩叩。」丁當擺了擺頭,示意就是他。前面這個人類是領主班大人的鏟屎的,雖然只是個人類,身份低下,但是皇家養的奴僕,就算是輔政大臣也得高看一眼,因此丁當也不敢擺出三軍大元帥的架子。8964 copyright protection124PENANAvQAu07HRV1 維尼
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「哇,你好棒。」媽媽張佳燕讚嘆地說,「進來吃點東西再回去吧,你住在哪一樓呀?」8964 copyright protection124PENANAYhGZanY7Mi 維尼
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大門關上,丁當在媽媽張佳燕這兒享受了一頓豐盛的晚餐,然後才慢悠悠地回肥宅的家。8964 copyright protection124PENANA1nzhF95I73 維尼
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肥宅的家不需要鑰匙,只要勾得到門把就能進去。8964 copyright protection124PENANAK5QZz7WmzJ 維尼
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丁當走過堆滿雜物的客廳,開始堆積泡麵的廚房,開始發出異味的廁所,終於走到了臥室。8964 copyright protection124PENANADl4UFQM6gC 維尼
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肥宅還是一如即往地坐在電腦桌前打鍵盤,除了愈來愈肥外,也沒看出什麼變化,連衣服都是同個款式。8964 copyright protection124PENANAmtI5QE8VjV 維尼
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丁當在地板上四周看了看,找到一處沒有堆垃圾的位置坐下,遇到這麼一個鏟屎的也真是衰,都不知道是誰幫誰鏟屎了,還是找機會多多去領主班大人那兒蹭飯的好,好久沒吃這麼飽呀……8964 copyright protection124PENANAeKvczY6bjc 維尼
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而就在丁當趴在那兒昏昏欲睡時,肥宅突然站起,並且衝到衣櫃那些翻箱倒櫃地在那兒找什麼。8964 copyright protection124PENANAo4dsmdZJSn 維尼
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因為動靜太大,將睡眼惺松地丁當也給吵醒了,丁當便這麼楞楞地看著肥宅在那兒翻找衣服,試穿衣服,還一邊嫌棄地抱怨著說,這衣服讓他看起來好胖,一定是顏色的關係,他明明又瘦又帥。8964 copyright protection124PENANAMVd5j9Ty67 維尼
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一陣兵荒馬亂後,肥宅終於換好了外出服,拿上了他壓在箱底八百年沒用過的公事包,硬是把腳塞進剛剛擦去灰塵的皮鞋,有些艱難地維持他正常行走的姿勢,偽裝成一個經常跑趴的富N代,外出不知道做啥了。8964 copyright protection124PENANA4FoFTvHrKB 維尼
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一直到肥宅都出門了五分鐘,丁當才猛然驚覺他剛才看到了什麼,肥宅穿成那什麼樣子出去了?他已經訂外賣訂兩年了呀!如果不是前幾天搬家,肥宅甚至已經兩年多沒走出過家門了。8964 copyright protection124PENANAM8DcOHFEGT 維尼
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而現在肥宅竟然穿得人貌人樣,雖然那衣服褲子實在太緊,但據說以前有個歌手叫什麼喵王的,發胖後好像就穿這樣,所以一般人應該還可以接受,大概吧?8964 copyright protection124PENANA8YofxLUhIs 維尼
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但肥宅出門,還特別換裝,這實在太奇怪了,難不成有女朋友,約會去了?8964 copyright protection124PENANAR3ZUqOIN13 維尼
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哈哈哈,這比世界毀滅還不可能好吧,那絕對不會發生的。8964 copyright protection124PENANACAKx9G0ShL 維尼
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所以肥宅是去哪,做啥了?8964 copyright protection124PENANArLzxf7T05u 維尼
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管他的,人類的事他不管啦,班大人都說了,不過一些鏟屎的而已,對於他們這些上等貓狗鳥豬,哪有時間去管那些小事哩。8964 copyright protection124PENANAVVnB4HOqgI 維尼
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