［閃11］去攻略童年偶像是否搞錯了什麼？ - 番外-愚人節

※愚人節小番外

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※作者喜歡玩諧音梗 ( • ̀ω•́ )✧（雖然只能玩中文的

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每年的四月一日是［愚人節］April Fool's Day。

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在這一天，人們會互相整蠱、開玩笑，試圖散播歡笑。

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但花奈對這個節日並不熱衷，畢竟她沒什麼過節日的習慣。而且……玩笑開過頭的話，也不太恰當吧？

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還有，這個節日的名稱……

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Fool's Day……笨蛋的節日？

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嗯，她沒興趣喔。

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一般人的理解：［愚］弄他［人］的［節］日

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花奈的理解：［愚人］們過的［節］日

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來到學校後，果然學生們也對於惡作劇充滿興致。

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-最後一堂課-

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快要放學時，花奈的班上還有兩個男同學在課堂上吵起架來，一時間教室火藥味十足！

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就在老師錯愕、劍拔弩張的氣氛達到高峰時──

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他們在揮出的拳頭搭在了對方的肩膀上。

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勾肩搭背的兩人對著老師：“愚人節快樂！！”

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老師：“……”

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沒錯，這是一場針對老師的陰謀。

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但老師顯然不打算買帳，立刻將他們叫去走廊罰站。

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男同學即使哀嚎［這是開玩笑的］也於事無補。

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目睹全程的花奈：這、這看起來還蠻好玩的？就是對心臟不太好……

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她也想玩……

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偶、偶爾當一回愚人也不是不行？

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［花奈有些動搖了］

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放學後，足球部一如既往地在練習。

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花奈看著提著球的球員們，思緒不禁飄遠想道：嗯…他們不會過愚人節嗎？

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……說到整人，花奈不由自主地想到某個調皮的刺頭。

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木暮啊……比完世界賽後，就沒像之前那麼頻繁地見面了呢！畢竟不同學校嘛。她竟然有些想念。

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呃、隨之想到的是他的各種惡作劇。

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懷念的情緒在剎那間飄散。

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……呵呵，之前有他在的時候，每天都是愚人節喔：）

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因為已經接近段考的關係，足球部的大家決定去鬼道家複習作業。

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-鬼道宅-

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看著他們認真地討論功課，花奈不由得有些緊張。

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欸……他們太正經了啦，愚人節就快過了啊……！

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但這個氣氛不適合開玩笑耶。

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花•想和朋友玩•奈：……她找不到開玩笑的時機！

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就在這個時候，機會突然降臨。

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圓堂寫作業的手停了下來，抬起頭問道：“世界上有哪些重要海峽啊？”

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花奈思考了下。重要海峽嗎？連結南海和印度洋的麻六甲海峽，或是連結太平洋和大西洋的麥哲倫海峽都蠻關鍵的……

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……不、等等！這、這是她的機會啊！

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咳、真的要講時竟然有點害羞。

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花奈猶豫一下後選擇開口：“大洋遊俠（峽）……”

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現場突然安靜。

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半晌後，唯有豪炎寺低低笑出聲來。

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花奈：！

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她的玩笑竟然有人懂！！（感動

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豪炎寺因為家有年幼的妹妹，所以get得到花奈的笑話。

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徒留鬼道在一旁風中凌亂。

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“……圓堂，別把那個真的寫上作業簿啊……”

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小愛：愚人節怎麼被花奈變成講笑話大會了……？

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※［大洋遊俠］是知名美國卡通［海綿寶寶］裡的角色

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※如果覺得笑話不好笑的話，不是你的問題喔，因為花奈是又菜又愛講的冷笑話大師 ( ￣▽￣)

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