古代有個國王,非常疼愛他的小女兒,156Please respect copyright.PENANARbSE7yqqbc
看著她亭亭玉立閉月羞花,國王決定替她找個好夫君相伴一生。156Please respect copyright.PENANAYh6PpdOh5D
於是貼出徵婚啟事:156Please respect copyright.PENANAt37z5Jdbvs
徵求駙馬一名,需文質彬彬。156Please respect copyright.PENANAPZfJNgmDCb
隔天一早,王府門外百人排隊,156Please respect copyright.PENANA0O19q9PAar
排在門前的第一位,從懷裡拿出一把銀兩,156Please respect copyright.PENANAHi9fHict2w
交給站在門邊的守衛,小心翼翼地想打聽注意事項,156Please respect copyright.PENANABopEPEOWd3
守衛不好意思白拿,悄悄在他耳邊提醒,156Please respect copyright.PENANAw8BKSYrXSy
排在後面的人見著,知道了規矩也都有所準備,156Please respect copyright.PENANAGsHyrQDZJO
於是每個人都陸續將懷中白銀奉上,156Please respect copyright.PENANAusMTuJoWQm
守衛悄悄提醒了幾次後,可能覺得賺夠了;也可能嫌麻煩,156Please respect copyright.PENANA3UWZ9cu4dj
索性直接告訴大家:國王有重聽,且沒耐性,156Please respect copyright.PENANAw5ueNW3z1a
待會說話音量大小與字數長短需要拿捏。156Please respect copyright.PENANA8OaM6NO9HJ
接著門開了,大家依序進門拜見國王,156Please respect copyright.PENANAsMbevj67RU
第一位一見國王,非常自信地大喊:156Please respect copyright.PENANAwKCX5wKO7k
可喜我文質彬彬。156Please respect copyright.PENANAgr7Iqv1chs
國王一聽:文質彬彬的君子音量豈有此理,來人啊!拉下去仗打一百!156Please respect copyright.PENANAUriwzO59jw
接著第二位,他剛有聽到前位的自介,現在也聽到他被打到哀號慘叫,156Please respect copyright.PENANAAFjLRQd0sN
於是他偷偷清理喉嚨,如履薄冰的說出:156Please respect copyright.PENANAdeYPpJskZv
可喜我文質彬彬。156Please respect copyright.PENANAhf0UGK6o1B
國王一聽:你說什麼我聽不到,欺負本王聽力不好,來人啊!拉下去仗打兩百!156Please respect copyright.PENANAX4W8TdfkB1
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第一位還沒打完,第二位正在被打,第三位在淒厲的慘叫中上場,156Please respect copyright.PENANAEvbP2SsA7G
他其實本來想逃的,但轉頭看門被人群擠滿,156Please respect copyright.PENANABxwXj5y1He
心想伸頭縮頭都一刀,就硬著頭皮上吧!156Please respect copyright.PENANAySkBdtOETm
於是他細想前兩位的音量,剛好他在後面都有聽到,156Please respect copyright.PENANAh6vFtT8pqi
在走向拜見國王的這幾步,他費心地揣摩將音量調整到中間值,156Please respect copyright.PENANA3xXFrrFMpw
到定位後他抬頭發表成果:156Please respect copyright.PENANAP5pb1h9xqP
可喜我文質彬彬。156Please respect copyright.PENANAiHOGqEjCia
國王聞後靜靜看著他,他心想穩了中了,這下他是駙馬可以光宗耀祖了!156Please respect copyright.PENANAHDuaFJXyvT
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不料國王:可惜我文筆平平?你文筆平平與本王招親何干?欺君犯上浪費本王時間,來人啊!此人仗打五百,打完再押大牢十年!156Please respect copyright.PENANAJlF6UXsLak
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此時遠方傳來公主:爸爸,用午膳囉。156Please respect copyright.PENANA72Nh3Rbahw
國王聽到終於露出笑容:好,好,爸爸馬上來。156Please respect copyright.PENANAx73rKMp6fp
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其實國王聽力沒問題,他只是同普天下父親一般,不捨愛女出嫁。156Please respect copyright.PENANAVS5ZwRCmKu
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