前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2W2picX5Cf
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PYJsGXpTw
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLAxrXQNiA
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNSBcTiWYK
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcIV53G1BMO
大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TRMC9LJl4
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkbFQ1Y6nY
女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggxcFRhagP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15BSDFeIMW
大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrsuzbvR6k
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo73xvdr6i3
女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreg6cY4riY
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVp0vtG66YW
大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3LvOj8GN0
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOJId9koc2
顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJH2SKTQUu
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa8NP6npLS
「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaG04A1kKrh
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBv0YOZiRq
「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZ4y4FCfwZ
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH4Vzb4Zrm
「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc241svMp5e
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxmfpnnFYt
望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZTshw3q4b
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwc5ZIBwrsQ
「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmM4Ei55Ip
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiEccWFmh6
「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkJCTxp1WG
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8qHKdrIOy
「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyEYyw8oby
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNffRGTgYxw
「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JU2RIlVte
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPy8A4Iz0b
我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBt49sUSFm
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7KdHulcYU
「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfjnJifrg2
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW4frRkV9E
「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQTTa3MptJ
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETOC04W9Ed
我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqZGKjHUJB
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3YqhjTpjH
「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qjbfwZegm
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9V9JWNETLX
我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1t1vv9t9u8
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEiSr1Y5C2
「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk2dWAAT4aL
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5cSD6a7Ch
「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8Oc3wgaaj
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwtymYRChf
哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9OnDoqxv9
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzahXN7ztic
糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMFyLDrUCK
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ILXXY6Nmp
「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuekkQjVYMF
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkxtVbNmvA
沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpvVgj3reh
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2cvdYQXSE
哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj13XTGYv9G
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnEJgTdnfw
我：「加里不要多嘴！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOBy8HXRoT
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaRD2JefHZ
？？？︰「嗚啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOlbmzD9U3
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoxu4izmyx
突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkXnDEkOMC
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRlO3EE8nc
櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBexQt15Edh
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoswuCFeGrn
男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgcDr4zKpP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZoGj0lvLF
「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMup37dpor
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjJf6U3hRm
我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwSaUyYZEA
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrY2GanZZN
辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0EnXsPOXW
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0786GLPwsB
白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgN8i5ZMnv4
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQP2LG5YTC
櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5EVor9s9L
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDh8o8MkPt
樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWT1lxgHHH
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlGhyJlcqns
兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsqeXPIm8R
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPK0E6Rqft
冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpf3ouOq7m
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cFIiF3Yv7
「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaRodMyUvI
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8mUeaQiZu
很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFgJ5IPEeD
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshLrBEZGt6
女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyVrtSp0EP
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzjiBpAdh8
哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqiUgrSEeB
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RyMGWYvye
加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2S8bWpPDE
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQSuQHsSUP
「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nNcyuLu9a
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeggnAJgX5p
我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JuEBEB36A
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzoXCW8efg
那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchUSHKovDy
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOWPDXYwoh
加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzkLlg45yni
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgDqtKrxlB
「都說我是哈普瑪。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdcscQZtSX
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KLPPDDQN8
加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdirqE6s50
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bVGrLQtOl
麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBmnIUMVjK
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGlj3Wlj7e
不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILu9mLWZH3
148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbFy6LQ5Wdn
順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。148Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR28hRuenMi
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