前情提要，我和加里在數學測驗被恆老師當掉，連同其他同學共10人，被迫周日回校補課。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDckPyYw3e
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約定時間為朝早九點，我們早在五十分到達。房室門鎖未開，一行人在走廊等候。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQTZU01iVk
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在平時上學的地方，看見各位同學的便裝打扮，感覺挺新鮮的。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJHnzKX0AJ
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大林穿著黑色皮衣配牛仔褲。女王星是成熟的商務裝長裙。兩人站在一起，是小姐與流氓的組合。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1bTJB0AVd
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大林：「就叫你不要無端白事地抱上來。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdnV8Xq5RUa
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女王星：「你討厭這樣嗎？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlMJcpcBGD
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大林：「無關討厭不討厭，你害我看不到手機。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cTBoqZ2rr
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女王星：「那麼我挪開一點點吧。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc3tOXBsPI
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大林：「你倒是放開我啊。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxPTyYSkE4
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顯然以小姐與流氓來說，這對的攻受調轉了。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNUz7629Ml
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「早安，朝早就如此恩恩愛愛呢。」麻油臉帶斜笑。他穿著襯衫長褲，典形的文青造形。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxnauWsctW
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「真是的，痴纏得令人不忍直視。」櫻郎說。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WuT6Z6PNj
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「+1」浣熊說。
櫻郎和浣熊都化著慘白的妝容，誇張攻擊性的髮型，還有過量裝飾的衣著。我仿佛聽到結他的尖叫。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvt0JB3eVi
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望著那兩人，我和麻油不約而同地開口，「「你們的打扮才令人不忍直視吧！」」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvESyK8pnnI
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「我們的樂團在表演後通宵慶祝。今朝一醒就趕過來，慌忙得連卸妝都忘記了。」浣熊說。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lCrrafQcm
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「原來櫻郎也有玩樂團喔？」大林說。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtK4fTYWdVg
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「我是新加入的鼓手。」他說。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdWsvw6hj0
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「這些傢伙真是胡鬧啊。」卡特說罷轉頭過來，「然後呢，這傢伙為何如此安靜？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbGhDBmqIg
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我順著他的說話望向加里，她灰頭土臉地靠著牆壁，像某燃燒殆盡的拳手一樣。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOf2RWgf2bh
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「假日被罰回校補課，不能去追自己喜歡的CP，歸根究底都是她自作孽罷了。卡特也要注意，不要變成像她這樣的人。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiiT9rur1k
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「吓？」卡特(?)一臉狐疑地望著我。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFajUz0SEm
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZ4BVSWIcy
我這下才醒覺自己認錯人了，「對不起，哈普瑪！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeARnHkSHz
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PPtqGjqYR
「沒關係，多謝你們跟卡特做好朋友。」哈普瑪禮貌的笑一笑，然後接著說，「但是一碼歸一碼，我希望你們不要帶壞我的兄弟。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIDkwsT6b2
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我心中一攥，嚴肅的接話，「當中是不是有誤會？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzEgCsFwSRB
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「最近他傳過來的訊息，常常有看不懂的文字。甚麼是UWU？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMunfV2StWq
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「嗯？你不知道卡特是獸控嗎？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf73roHBN8w
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哈普瑪瞪大眼睛，額頭突起青筋，「甚麼是獸控！？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdevEhsLJuP
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糟糕！我好像太多嘴了！「這個你當面問他吧！由當時人親自解釋會比較好！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSX3pjE4cy
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「給我解釋清楚！該不會是不良嗜好吧！？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDuUUsTtVg
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沉默的加里低聲嘀咕，「不是嗜好，是性癖。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6cLd535ef
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哈普瑪：「那是甚麼鬼啊！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQnFefZEvWh
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我：「加里不要多嘴！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKyKv3hpWo
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？？？︰「嗚啊！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yqB5Mfjwd
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突如其來的尖叫打斷我們，大家看向單膝跪地的男同學。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1TynaWIeU
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櫻郎立即上前關心，「白龍，你沒事嗎？」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4s4eWxEYt
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男同學有一頭亂糟糟的短髮，特濃黑眼圈，左眼蓋著紗布，肩膀披著破爛的外套，手臂包著繃帶。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtt75qv7v47
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「右手的傷痕正在隱隱作痛，龍孃尤莉亞就在附近，嗚啊！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2Z7vVTh1i
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我應該從那兒開始解釋好呢？真是的，中二病屬性明明有大宇宙一個就夠了。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ChIHbwuSG
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辯才天中學的渙舶瀧，座號3，超不幸學生。暱稱白龍，靈魂受到詛咒，命犯天煞。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXz9vPRc3j
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8zi1BpS2v
白龍掩住包紗布的眼睛咬牙切齒，「我看見了，災厄的影子正在接近！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ctVPSblyJ
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櫻郎一臉不置可否，「說甚麼啦，讓我扶你起身。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF03z6NzWP3
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6JQkmIXxr
樓梯傳來腳步聲，女生從樓上衝下來，「對不起，我犯糊塗跑錯班房了！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14rNp2wIgp
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兩顆水球彈來彈去，在場的男生個個血脈沸騰，我和大林板起嘴臉雙眼發直。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9RLEsrXe
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冷不防，女生左腳絆右腳，失衡摔下樓梯！171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdMXSNIlFy
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「危險！快避開！」白龍快手一推，推開了櫻郎！任由自己的身影被巨影吞噬！171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQYGo788fP
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很誇張的『碰』一聲！墊在女生下方的白龍兩眼反白，昏死過去。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIC3nzqAVgs
171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJAq6FHmH5
女生吃力的爬起來，多得白龍的犧牲，身體別無大礙，「小瀧！？不不不不不不！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aCw8gZReO
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哈普瑪嚇得臉都拉長了，「快點聯絡醫療室！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRhtUWTnPN
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加里瞇著眼，漫不經心的說，「這種程度沒事的啦，不要大驚小怪卡特。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSel1c0sTJR
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「這傢伙頭破血流啊！還有我是哈普瑪！」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFBUW7s3Rn
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我：「對白龍來說，這算輕微擦傷罷了。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYDVNOmQuy
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那個女生是同屬辯才天中學的乎龍孃，座號4，災厄型學生。暱稱尤莉亞，名副其實的移動天災，所到之處災難不斷。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCEwAoAVGp
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加里：「尤莉亞的帶衰能力屬於因果定律級，你也要當心不要被卷入其中，卡特。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjjLMrR6A6
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「都說我是哈普瑪。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW9kvait1l
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加里：「不過，只要白龍在場，所有的不幸都會由他承受，所以無須擔心。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoBx90nmsk
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麻油笑說，「嘻嘻，我有點想代他受罪呢。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcfzRnC6Ca
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不久後，恆老師來打開課室門，我們渡過了沉悶的補課時間。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsn7YXihcQt
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順帶一提，加里到最後依然把哈普瑪誤認成卡特。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKy6I3AoYy8
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