～～～～～～如有雷同，實屬巧合～～～～～～109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAEGfK0V5Z
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡir4W1v0IaC
「六國破滅，非兵不利，戰不善，弊在賂秦⋯⋯」平板又乏味的唸書聲緩緩從年邁的老師口中飄出。課室內前排的燈光都熄了，只剩下投影器冷咧的光向螢幕投射出沒有溫度的文字，冷氣機的聲音嗡嗡作響，香港室內的温度總是低得讓我懷疑自己身在北極。課室內的眾人，除了在唸經的老師就只剩下勤奮的學生清醒着，其餘的人都陷入冬眠中。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsDStVzywp
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD3VAzf4Wf
香港某Band3中學F.6的中文課上，正在重温香港文憑試中文科12篇指定篇章中《六國論》的內容。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugOVhEqcb3
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6PJzZB4hA
「嘶啦——」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmscynn6kex
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyM3NeXF7p
坐在我右排的李子晴率先從冬眠中蘇醒，習慣在課堂上吃早餐的她，首先把放上桌上當枕頭的中文課本立起，屏蔽老態龍鍾的中文老師視線，她嘶啦一聲就拆開剛從抽屜裏拿出的自熱火鍋包裝。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAHshxeUuj
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIR2cDxvtqO
「咚！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1uG29sd56
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEL4T6Ho2wA
把發熱包丟在膠桶內，倒上熱水，靜等三分鐘。她的早餐便大功告成。滿屋的香氣傳滿整個課室，慢慢喚醒尚在冬眠中的無毛北極熊們。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOo7Bu0MIv
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfKbab2NIf
「哇！好香啊！靚女晴姐比啖我食下得唔得？未食早餐，好肚餓。」陳俊傑聞到香味就笑嘻嘻地湊近，希望李子晴施捨一點早餐給他。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj5ErgNdiQ
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXNrmbopNJ
「哎！咁好啦。比小小你咋，我都未食早餐，好肚餓。」李子晴皺眉夾起一片竹輪放在自熱火鍋的蓋子向陳俊傑遞去。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad7uWgL0l8
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJKM3HELuO
「哇！好耶！謝主隆恩！有得開餐喇！」陳俊傑笑嘻嘻地接過食物就開始大快朵頤。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWWHb8sJPI
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kYEOPK3c7
「哈哈哈XD你唔好咁誇張得唔得啊？唔好趁我食緊嘢嗰陣引我笑，哽死我⋯⋯咳咳咳⋯⋯」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKbx4dDMhQ
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemQWECTTAm
李子晴被陳俊傑的話語逗笑得前伏後仰。嘴裏的食物都咀嚼不及，咽不下就止不住地咳嗽。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaGgKhwOQ0
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKv0csbVx3
「大佬！你唔好嚇我啊！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRfquyzszX
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4oEn0L6M2
陳俊傑看到李子晴止不住地咳嗽就嚇得大驚失色。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbJhppyZNG
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡif7Ac6wamM
「無事啊！嚇下你咋，傻仔XD繼續食嘢啦XD」李子晴朝陳俊傑做了個鬼臉，陳俊傑吐了吐舌頭就溜走，續續吃剛剛討到的竹輪。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT5LVchaXA
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGCszu4UFSV
我看着他們偷笑就把頭轉向左排，左排的劉梓瑜早就在李子晴和陳俊傑打鬧期間，在吃咖哩魚蛋。吃完咖哩魚蛋還不過癮，反手從抽屜中拿出一包印尼撈麵接着吃。霎時間，課室變food court。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDHXsAiWUWc
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWuePiIgt3
左後方的林鉻軒偷偷地從褲袋掏出Iphone 15 pro max。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡghfYy6Id8w
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLolc2eAp1s
「上中文堂真係好無聊啊。有冇人入嚟吹下水啊？」百無聊賴的他開起IG直播吐苦水，作為班上的活躍分子，我當然要進去刷一下存在感。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowIpxJ7nkP
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpTXM1scPE
「早晨啊各位！！！！！！！」不出意料我留了這條言後，有很多人都接着留言。竟然連隔壁班的學生也進來了！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRwuwqyNll
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09SLed6II5
「Yooooooooooo!」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdUqCfColD
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡito0QI4H7n
「Hi!」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwyn0aXUpz
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMz27NwK33
「What’s up man!」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lMY1B5GQ2
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHkyFTCXDV
我抬起頭和林鉻軒眨吓眼，他和我相視而笑，彷彿只有我們才知道的小秘密。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2KcCpk4Ql
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6d9Pp2VCb9
然後我貼了這條Youtube link在留言板。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfC7OQdMMp
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyrsLyeerd
「邊個jm9 po埋呢啲嘢啊？」林俊傑一邊用手捂臉，嘴角止不住地上揚，一邊留言。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqzOmGA8Ax
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhVOv9uqvd
說時遲，那時快，不知哪位人兄按下了這條連結「早晨啊各位！！！！！！！」在課室響亮地迴盪了19秒之久，瞬間課室鴉雀無聲。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vDUHCJvq4
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJpAaRuBeD
「我忍你班人好耐喇！你哋日日都係咁！上堂唔聽書都算啦，食嘢我都忍埋喇！而家仲要咁大聲上堂玩電話睇片？你自己唔讀書就唔該你唔好影響到其他想讀書嘅學生。知唔知咩係尊重？我搞唔掂你班人喇！我而家就要call訓導！」 被激得忍無可忍的Miss Ng 咆哮道。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhX37o86eLG
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMghE7ZuXAL
整個班房噤若寒蟬，彷如世界的聲音被消音器抽走，安靜得只剩下冷氣機在運作的聲音。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsVoTtpVPa
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX9hwcBawtp
「咔嚓！」109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxao8L5XMJP
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXM1ylfElT
一束閃光不合時宜地亮起，射向站在講台上愠怒的Miss Ng，定格住所有人。從抽屜暗角中取出Samsung Galaxy S22的劉梓瑜也一臉愕然。上課有好戲發生，自然想偷偷拿手機記錄的她失策了！為了不再讓男友責罵因靜音模式未能及時回訊息的她，關閉為了上課玩手機而長開的靜音模式。誰知道她忘記了上課前要重開靜音模式！109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIMbAmX1ym
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtmZcSZQnM
「依家仲要偷拍？我真係忍夠喇！我而家就call訓導！」回過神來的Miss Ng 瞬間暴怒，衝向班房的壁掛電話怒吼道。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWL27XKg2LY
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5soZrBPC1l
所有人仍舊沉默不語，沒有人回應，只留下長長的沉默⋯⋯109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PbgNSjmxw
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdvTdu7Wx5
一段時間過後，幾位老師終於姍姍來遲。安撫過剛剛仍處在激動情緒的Miss Ng後，就施施然離去了。他們除了息事寧人，就沒有其他辨法來應付這班學生。沒有人能承擔本校情緒失控的老師崩潰的片段流出，網上四方八面輿論的壓力，只能裝作若無其事。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwVSetKVTS
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQNJKAQc4c
作為始作俑者的我緊張得額前在滲汗，抿一抿嘴，心裏卻在暗暗地發笑，慶幸這場鬧劇就這麼不了了知，僥倖自己不會被追究，就這麼逃過一劫，更喜自己造就了一場鬧劇。好讓無聊的一天又不至於這麼乏味了。109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8bHyb5Vbp
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTuFsMLKxv
「好！各位同學，咁我哋講返課文《六國論》。呢篇嚟緊DSE指定篇章部份會考。如果你哋想DSE成績只係攞2嘅話，只要温好十二篇指定篇章就夠喇。六國破滅，非兵不利，戰不善，弊在賂秦⋯⋯」冷靜下來的Miss Ng重回教學狀態，繼續乏長又令人昏昏欲睡的唸書聲⋯⋯109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4IJxGPWMg
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMYW1y40fL
後記：隔壁班也有老師call訓導，因為有學生也在上課時點開IG直播的連結，播出了這段錄音⋯⋯
如果你喜歡我的故事，請給我一個留言/一個讚/或是抖內，支持我繼續寫出好故事❣️你不經意的一個讚或留言，也是推動我創作的一大步❤️🔥謝謝你🩷109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vsjsdfyph
109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1JQljZcTNB
～～～～～～如有雷同，實屬巧合～～～～～～109Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjmkKH5ybU
