A/N
Hey, guys,
So... sorry this update is late I was away all weekend so I didn't talk to Emily, and she was working all day today. So everytime something like this happens we will write an apology with the new chapter.
Thank you for sticking with our irregular postings.
Come to hell with me - Keshia
I'm out bitches - Emily
*Recap*
“Shut up!” in a deep, firm and most importantly SEXY voice. We both turn towards the direction of the open door, to see at least 20 men standing around the car, looking amused at us. Mr Mysteriously Sexy is standing in the middle, looking curiously at us.
“WHO WANTS ANOTHER ROUND OF LITTLE EINSTEIN,” Keshia says enthusiastically, ending in our ‘escorts’ running off. Keshia and I both fall into fits of giggle once again. Once we sober up, we exit the limo, still in a minor giggling fit. “Hello Aliens, we come in peace,” I say holding up two fingers to make a peace sign. Mr Mysteriously Sexy replies, “Follow me” and turns around; both of us checking him out from behind. We glance at each other and burst out laughing once again, he turns around and gives us a ‘shut the fuck up or you die’ look, we immediately sober up while I give him a mock glare after her as turned fully around.
We come to a stop in front of a grand wooden door, he knocks on the door and waits for a reply.
“Come in...”
*END OF RECAP*
We entered the room, well more like stumbled because we were pushed by Mr Mysteriously Sexy. We turn and glare at him and he shuts the door in our face. We turn around- and Oh My Vegemite, Mr Mysteriously Sexy #2 was sitting there in all his glory. I actually think we were drooling, Keshia was probably planning the shrine for our cupboards back home.
“Welcome to the ‘Vipers’ main headquarters, I am your new boss and this Gang’s leader. Call me Xavier” He ends with a wink and a smirk when he sees that we are still checking him out.
Keshia’s POV
I elbowed Emily in her side resulting in a grunt, I had to let out a little triumphant snicker as she turned to glare at me.
“Done checking this 10, out babe?” he says to Emily,
“10? *laughs* on the PH scale, cuz bitch you basic.” she remarks resulting in me yelling, “NEED SOME ICE? BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!” we high five each other, laughing hysterically.
He just chuckles at our antics, “Aww, aren’t you two just adorable.” Sarcasm tracing his tone. He walks up to us, and sitting between us, Xavier Hot Stuff, wrapped an arm around both of our shoulders, “Now why don’t you be good girls, and listen to what I have to say!” he says, almost growling.
“Now, you two are going to be the gang's new IT chicks, You will have your own office and you will both share a room. What are your strengths in IT?”
Emily goes first,
“Well, I have taken IT and Graphic Design in school for 6 years. I can program and code things, I can understand Javascript, Python and some scratch. Um….yeah?”
He nods and turns to me, raising an eyebrow
“Ummmm…..Actually..., I can kinda edit videos and I know the Technological basics… Oh and I can hack into almost every computer that is handed to me but other than that I am completely useless.” I hear Emily snickering in the corner.
He nods approvingly at us, “Great Ladies, what are your names?”
“I am Spongebob and that is Patrick!” Emily says pointing to me. I snicker and say to her, “You're more like Squidward” She stands up and does a sassy finger click in the shape of a ‘z’,
“Oh no, she didn’t!...”
Xavier cuts in, “Oh yes she did!”
I continue with, “Have a Snickers bar; you ain’t you when you’re hungry.”
I look over at Xavier, “You’re cool dude, even if your annoying American accent is going to be in my dreams!”
“But your annoying little ass has a huge American accent too, Bass.” Emily just had to use one of my nicknames.
“Oh, Shut Up! Asshole before I strangle you for them.”
He shakes his head at us, with a smirk on his face. “Here is a map of the building, don’t try and escape, I have guards everywhere. Your daily task will be emailed to you at 5am every day. Lunch is at 1pm, Dinner is at 7pm and Breakfast is whenever”
He walks over to the door and motions for us to leave, “Bye babes!”
684Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXELYh9Axsi
“DON’T CALL ME BABE YOU AMERICAN BOGAN ASS!” Emily, yells with all the dissatisfaction in her voice.
“Um……about the wake-up time...Emily over here can wake up early! But don’t make her stay up late or you will be in shit but me… I am… how do you say it… dead to the world until the earliest at like, 12:00pm.”
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