有看過特殊傳說第一部第七集跟第八集的人都知道，Atlantis的販賣機有那麼一點點的異於其他機……好吧，也許不是一點點。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh8BALBczv
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　　Atlantis的販賣機會咬人、會發抖、會用冰凍飲料罐打人、會感受到生命威脅留下買路財，等等非一般正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的非有機生物－販賣機會有的動作及反應。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrm3xmsugu
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　　「製造這個販賣機的人思考迴路一定出了問題！」以上是某個來自原世界的學生在慘遭販賣機毒手後的評論。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzao1SBwiL
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　　雖然這個販賣機有著許許多多的負面評價，但它還是有一個其他正常、冰冷、沒有大腦的一般販賣機所沒有的優點，那就是──它是一台可以自動換算各國的幣值匯率進而計算出可以買哪些飲料的超高級販賣機！6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztHJWmMhUQ
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　　想想，在Atlantis有台灣人、大陸人、日本人、阿兜仔、鳳凰族、精靈跟不是人等等來自各個地方的人需要喝飲料，每個地方用的貨幣都不同，一個販賣機沒有這種功能怎麼可以！6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeD2pZS94wV
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　　總而言之，言而總之──上面不是重點，重點是下面的故事。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXlcgxPNUR
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　　炙熱的太陽、燦藍的天空、徐徐的微風，我們的主角褚冥漾在這個美好的下午手拿一個黑色的零錢包、頭帶被零錢包砸出的腫包，遵從某位自從醒來就越來越幼稚的混血精靈命令──買飲料。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm5MXxkR8L
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　　買飲料就買飲料，為什麼要指定販賣機啊！6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVDRp2C44RO
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　　對販賣機有高度陰影的褚冥漾真的是有百般的不願意。天知道他家學長又是接錯了哪根筋，吃錯了哪顆藥，偏要他去學園裡最無賴、最不受威脅的販賣機之王（另一個說法是King of 販賣機）買飲料。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMtkE08NZI
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　　「如果你投錯販賣機，下個被投進販賣機的就是你！」以上來自由冥府重生的黑袍大魔王威脅。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiLvJPmYNl
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　　有人說：「生活就像強姦，反抗不了就享受它。」這句話真是金玉良言，但是對生活在火星上的褚冥漾而言這句話還是沒辦法實踐，因為他始終接受不了在水中游的鳥跟天空飛的魚，還有就是……眼前的販賣機。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFgOGGImep
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　　本該是靜靜等待人投錢的販賣機此刻卻像是站在擂台上等待攻擊的拳擊手虎視眈眈的看著眼前的人，巨大無比──不過它還是一台販賣機。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSbQjlWg1F
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　　嚥下一口口水，褚冥漾覺得自己身心都還未準備好。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCxLtSCfGy
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　　時間一分一秒的過，汗一滴一滴的流。再繼續等待也只是白費工夫，他還是必須投下那個小小的、由各種合金製造而成的銅板。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeShn8cEywa
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　　手指緊捏著那個冷硬的圓形銅板，褚冥樣大大的吸了幾口新鮮空氣，猛地就往前衝，投錢、按鈕、搶飲料一氣呵成。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6tgMh4egW
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　　拿著飲料就是往後跳開一大步。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUvUbTI9em
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　　他沒有成為販賣機之王的最新受害者。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKy3sf8jUY
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　　「呼、呼……」看著自己完好無缺的手臂，褚冥漾彷彿像是贏了冠軍賽的拳擊手般感到榮耀。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZLA8e6htc
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　　揚起大大的笑，就要喊出勝利的口號之時，褚冥漾發現了怪異之處。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgSO0mSglU
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　　不對勁……他剛剛分明就投入了過多的金錢，為何沒有聽見零錢撞擊聲？6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FNKmUVdyX
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　　蹲下遠遠望著那個小小的退幣口，褚冥漾沒有看見金屬特有的閃光。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDhLWvljX2
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　　這販賣機不找零的嗎！黑心販賣機！6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWU3b8ZNhCI
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　　說時遲，那時快，某個銀色閃光自退幣口射了出來直直撞上褚冥漾的額！6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BiH4cLq9M
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　　一枚銀色圓形的銅板正貼在他的頭上，可怕的撞擊力道讓他失衡往後仰倒，接著他聽到代表勝負已分的鐘聲……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19UNVeV1hJ
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　　啊──終究還是躲不過販賣機的殘酷嗎？希望他復活之後學長不會把他種在醫療班景仰千年。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe4b6mUfRzX
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　　他還活著。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIe3MlKvWKf
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　　──To be, or not to be……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmGIsMRzKa
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　　褚冥漾忽地想到這句出自大作家沙士比亞的《哈姆雷特》名言，意思是「要活還是死」，是一位優柔寡斷的角色台詞。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujacj4xz7C
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　　To be, or not to be; that is the question:6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKCouyB8nb0
　　（活下去，還是不活呢，這就是問題啊。）6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGhThYkM3L
　　Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2jbhdvAca
　　（何者比較高貴呢？在心智上忍受）6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN77PNlIoC9
　　The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVav6CfAqbq
　　（殘暴命運的投石和弓矢，）6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QQtLQPeCc
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　　（還是拿起武器對抗如大海般無盡的困難，）6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04Bl3iJb2w
　　And, by opposing, end them. (Hamlet, Act III, Scene I)6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9baNvdcWe5
　　（然後，一再抵抗來結束他們？ 《哈姆雷特，第三幕第一景》）6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizzEdGbyxl
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　　面對總是充滿問號的火星世界，他也許就像是那位角色一樣吧？6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdwX1oMSeo
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　　仰望著藍天，褚冥漾難得的在感性思考。6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSaNpCKW9M
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　　最後……6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlkE0NYoUi
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　　「該死！早知道就準備剛剛好的零錢！」6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTS12ZQzab
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　　看完不要鞭打鏡玥，我一定是腦袋壞掉才會打出這種文QQ6Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9I5ggGZW92
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