各种二翔小周（江大大）的故事 27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvDAV5qJw27
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1、医院27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGxXXfDFSx
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孙翔巡完病房回到办公室，脸上红通通的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEimiJBNzxf
周：……（你的脸上怎么了？感冒了吗？）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo51fxf99b2
孙：没事，7床那个女人神经，一个劲儿地说我皮肤好，又是捏又是揉的。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UguluZPeO
周：！！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytARbsmPUD
周泽楷一声不吭突然往外冲，被孙翔一把拦下。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRXrGYK2MB
孙：别去，就你这样去能干嘛，是要骂她吗？还是要以眼杀人？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5apsuSwx9M
周：……（我去和她讲道理，不能这么骚扰医护人员。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtOsAepLO3
孙：算了吧，而且我已经报复回来了，临走的时候我狠狠地咬了她的手指。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSrroTaTnf
周：……（你怎么能……呃，这不卫生。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZWYForcWm
周泽楷突然摸上孙翔的脸也捏了起来。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91VH8yYYne
孙：喂，你干嘛呢你，还嫌我脸不够红？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4hqaFLRBr
周：……（你也可以反抗咬我，咬痛了还要舔一舔……靠！来现场的啊！我不翻译了！你们俩爱咋咋！）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSnwqElZLF
江波涛夺门而出。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnvdtarJtL5
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2、该说江户还是幕府？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0XiCvEa0F
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忍者孙翔执行任务失败了，伤痕累累地回到了城中。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujLaxk2jre
孙：对不起，大人！我没能顺利完成任务。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVkcJx9XJ7
周泽楷从座位上站了起来，一把拉起跪在地上的孙翔，手摸上他脸上的一道道伤痕。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfH0QNzsBRQ
周：……（任务什么的，都无所谓了，只要你没事就好。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTfPCampZ3
孙：这怎么可以！完成主人布置的任务是忍者的本份，请大人惩罚我吧！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmHNPqv2Pd
周：……（你何必非要讨惩罚不可呢？）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsfkt0cUFz
孙：因为我不想被同僚们说是，说是以，以，以……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjnvFpoKZv
周：……（以色侍君吗？）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNsaEtWcOz
孙：不是的！我没有！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIxWY6OJah
周：……（既然如此，你就去后面领十鞭吧。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxuKbGYaXr
孙：是！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVfa5yz67w
周：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4ElDWBCGs
孙翔走后，周泽楷身侧的墙纸剥落，走出了另一个忍者江波涛。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFIT38piW3
江：大人，小孙已经去领罚了，十鞭是城中最低的惩罚不能再低了。这是秘制的伤药，您拿着去他房里等吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrNzPuRBSK
周：……（你给我去切腹吧！哎！为什么啊大人！是我翻译得不好么不要啊！）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI7uLda5jk
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3、孙半仙和周客人27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFCZvhPxgs
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孙：一文钱一挂啦，算天气算财运，算老婆算儿子。一文钱算不了吃亏一文钱算不了上当，统统只要一文钱啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKvwDdSInyA
周：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktruBllUsg
孙：客人你要算啥？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGkRGndAkE
周：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNCwYXDfoop
孙：客人你不说话我怎么知道你要算啥？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXKZ6W94XW
江：要不你就算算他想算啥？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2O5qGgvDqp
孙：喝！是来找茬的吧！走开走开。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKPu4YowpH
周：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq9ClVVsaQ
孙：卧槽，客人你干嘛客人你放我下来！我给你算，白算还不行吗。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHlA7sUWFv
周：……（那我问个姻缘。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfB6AJ6EJh
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，远在天边近在眼前。哟，你运气不错嘛。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7oy5yQDnQ
周：……（那再问个良辰吉日。）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwm4XpjTY0
孙：天灵灵地灵灵，太上老君显神灵~ 开！嗯，择日不如撞日，呃，撞日不如今日。哎，客人你怎么又把我扛起来了啊。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD759Tqraf1
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被玩坏掉的电梯和二翔27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcd5VCxRUA
* 电梯系列会有里面部分梗。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe1vmuqL8ue
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1、灵异故事27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFPXUq3LXA
孙翔和损友们有说有笑地走出了电梯，突然他回头说道：“喂，一楼到啦，你怎么还不出来，再不出来电梯要上去了。”27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wQy5Fs7XO
“小翔你在跟谁说话啊？”杜明有些疑惑地问道。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0jauGLvLp
“里面那个帅哥啊。”孙翔随口便答道。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrobquBKq8F
“可是电梯里没有人啊。”27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOQ5P7UQJq
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2、言情故事27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldr6JfAsxL
孙翔扛着大包小包有些烦躁地等着电梯，地上的包拿起又放下，放下又拿起，电梯终于“叮”地一声到了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTd0ESL17NR
“靠，总算来了……”他一边嘀咕着一边将地上的东西都扛起来，准备进电梯，却见电梯门缓缓打开，里面走出的那个人让他惊讶得目瞪口呆。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdYOlnZVey
这不是他学生时代暗恋的学长周泽楷么！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtsb5MVqch
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3、英雄故事27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT9ESRIJRs
孙翔走进电梯，电梯里恰巧一个人都没有。他按下关门键后，立刻将电梯1到20层的按钮都按了个遍。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHH0z6UANy
电梯顶上的灯突然开始急促地闪动，警报声一声声地响起，电梯以平时五倍的速度急速下降到了并不存在于按键上的-1层。正后方的镜面缓缓落下，孙翔神色自若地走了进去，当他再次从电梯里走出来时已化身为S市老少皆知的英雄：二翔侠！ 27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygKCLxgWjB
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmkF8POsM8
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有一天，训练营的孩子们来轮回俱乐部参观。有一特早熟的小孩跑来问杜明：“杜明哥哥，等以后我们进了俱乐部，是不是会有很多妹子来追我们？”杜明还没来得及回答，一旁的吴启顿足，吕泊远叹息。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXikBKb6rL
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杜明：有队长在那边把妹子们的目光都吸引走了，咱们就剩下一点渣渣。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKalEB93T0
吴启：如果你跟蓝雨的卢翰文一样少年出道，说不定能争取到一些母爱。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ULMKqOIr
小孩：可是队长不是已经有孙翔了吗？怎么还来跟咱们抢妹子？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcaJ4cQYxTg
吕泊远：……队长和小翔那事情什么时候连训练营的人都知道了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeDyrF3s5vi
杜明：到底谁TM多嘴多舌，小翔要是知道这事不知道该怎么闹呢。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDtPrepDlQ
小孩：他们都不避讳啊，上次过来训练营指导的时候，我都看到过他们在走廊里kiss。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XxfmU9S0L
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HNDldfSxM
吴启：话说，如果公开队长和小翔的事情，妹子们会不会多看我们两眼。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJd6xq3N4f
杜明：唐柔会看我吗？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6xMXvU5vQ
吴启&吕泊远：不会！27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTO6fm2cPZV
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吕泊远：不过如果公开队长和小翔的事情的话，我怕队长晚上要睡过道跪键盘……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rQnkfQfMZ
小孩：这就叫炸毛傲娇么。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCCIfLop5D
杜明&吴启&吕泊远：……27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbvuYWfDa2
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后来周泽楷和孙翔的关系向大众公开了，吴启他们发现，妹子们并没有多看他们两眼。所有的不同只有后援团原本写着“周泽楷我爱你”的横幅变成了“周翔一生推”。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaSthqiGPc
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小周和二翔丘27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSC6YwuLaac
在野外，小周抓到了一只二翔丘。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7yL285ctE
二翔丘：愚蠢的人类，居然敢收服我！我可是天上地下唯一特别的小精灵——翔神！（我挠我挠我挠）27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtiUn2I6PW
小周：什么声音，好像是精灵球里传来的。二翔丘在里面干嘛？我还是放他出来吧。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrgql8hNgw
于是二翔丘被放出来的瞬间对小周发动了十万伏特。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUDaeBurd9
小周：总有一种特别熟悉的感觉，麻麻的意外不错。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHKxdIGyVb
二翔丘：笨蛋人类，这么轻易地就被击中了，居然是我的主人。呜呜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hWjxccuhM
小周从口袋里掏出小精灵食物给二翔丘吃。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ3jni59C2
二翔丘：不要以为用食物就能收买我。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WcFaQTcou
小周：那么试一下棒棒糖呢？27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnNRQbNIcX
二翔丘：阿呜。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeDqE3Ffrk
后来，二翔丘被兴欣队抓走了。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyZT2SVy46
二翔丘：笨蛋小周怎么还不来救我。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EDRf4QZKF
后来，小周收服了小明虫。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNk9AvDH98C
二翔丘：闪一边去，那是我的食物。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQwe9LlAXT
后来，小周收服了江波波。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhEilUWYNg
二翔丘：让开让开，小周的肩膀是我的御座。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KBkP3CDfi
后来，小周收服了明华种子，启火龙，泊远龟。27Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BtfZSshFC
二翔丘：翔丘翔丘！小周是我一个人的！