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我走到幼稚園的接待處前面:「你好,我來接甲班的欣欣露露。」57Please respect copyright.PENANAbyM1Aswcna
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教務人員一抬頭,嚇到連人帶椅退後三步,怎麼回事?我看向玻璃櫃中自己的倒影,左眼戴著黑色骷髏眼罩,白色上衣印著同眼罩一樣造型的骷髏,深藍牛仔褲破爛得幾乎把膝頭上下的褲腳分開,右手戴著一隻閃瞎人的白銀色精鋼手錶,最搶眼是一頭墨綠色的中長髮,頭髮也如雜草般亂糟糟。57Please respect copyright.PENANAPRFMQmIf89
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請問這樣打扮有問題?我以眼神詢問他,只見職員吞了口水顫問:「不⋯⋯不好意思,請問你是她們是?」57Please respect copyright.PENANA7UoYsC0wo5
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「我是她們的哥哥。」57Please respect copyright.PENANApzA73Pk0IF
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不久之後老師帶著女孩,在遠處指著我問道:「欣欣露露,你們認識他?」57Please respect copyright.PENANA9PlF2lJ0Rh
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我雙手本來插著口袋,現在雙臂張開了,兩個小女孩一見到我便興奮得尖叫起來:「哥哥!!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAOEvxCOyPF5
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然後衝上前一人抱著我一手開心地左搖右擺,多虧我手臂夠支撐她倆!57Please respect copyright.PENANAFMNVMHyuaP
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見我身份已被確認,眾人皆鬆口氣,我本來也不是什麼可疑人物!57Please respect copyright.PENANAhel2R0qn9c
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我向老師道別便帶著兩隻小精靈離開學校,期間她們還開心地牽著我的手臂:「哥哥,我想吃漢堡包!帶我去!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAw2ge5EwKsr
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「我要薯條!」57Please respect copyright.PENANA9g2SoMc1YH
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「還有炸雞!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAYbo49zxs3c
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「然後奶昔!」57Please respect copyright.PENANARAXALNCP7M
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兩人一唱一搭,我無奈道:「不行!媽說不可以吃煎炸東西!」57Please respect copyright.PENANA4sCqDCtvGC
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「我想吃薯條!我要薯條!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAwC4b8QQP6G
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「她有薯條,我都要炸雞!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAadP8v2UJj4
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「還有奶昔!」57Please respect copyright.PENANA9kt1ZHEolt
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哥哥!哥哥!兩隻小精靈不斷纏著我又叫又哄,我好不容易安撫她們靜靜坐在快餐店,戴起鴨舌帽去買餐,當餐盤回來,欣欣露露都激動起來,漢堡包、薯條、炸雞、奶昔,想要的食物都放在盤上,兩個一手漢堡包一手薯條狼吞虎嚥:「都係哥哥最好!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAva5Mtxpcem
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我心軟了,其實在到達餐廳之前已率先得到媽媽同意才敢買,不過無可否認她們撒嬌起來,真是任何鐵石心腸的人都不小心溶化,自己回神過來之際,手機上已顯示發送了訊息給媽。57Please respect copyright.PENANAyWvcbixbdA
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當我們食飽回到家裏,我囑咐欣欣露露收拾房間,可是兩個一直拖拖拉拉,借(搶)走我的手機一會兒玩遊戲一會兒看卡通片,我只好坐在客廳瞪著兩隻小精靈。57Please respect copyright.PENANAWnapRnTuUl
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門外突然傳出鎖匙轉動的聲音,我連忙拉著她們想要衝出去的慾望:「媽媽,你回來了!」57Please respect copyright.PENANAlQrIur20tX
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媽放下左膊背的工作包,右手提的購物袋,走近她兩個:「又在玩手機?快點把收拾房間好!」57Please respect copyright.PENANANYPuWjAJ2p
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「啊!快跑!」她倆連忙拋下我的手機衝進去房間,我嘆氣把它撿起來也回自己房間。57Please respect copyright.PENANAuciiUKb1Ew
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