He's dealing with some crazy, out-of-this-world hormones. She's got an inconvenient crush and a very particular set of skills.

When he gets kidnapped, she goes after him and ends up being the solution to more than one of his problems. As a result, they find themselves stuck in an isolated location as they learn to navigate their new strange and steamy relationship.

Set in yet another universe where the aliens are ninety-nine point nine percent human (for purely sexy reasons).

Featuring: girl saves boy, kidnapping, requited love, cuddling, organized crime, coworkers to lovers, porn with feelings, sexual experimentation, strong female characters, unrealistic sex, hurt/comfort, alien/human relationships.

Content warnings: explicit sexual content, dubcon, threats/references to noncon, mild self harm, blood, violence, needles, discrimination/dehumanization, dissections, mild torture, drug use, LGBTQ references. All characters are 21+.

Cross-posted on AO3.