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Now, I absolutely adore sour candy. 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4J6HabJA85
The sourer, the better, though I do struggle with knowing when to stop. 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZVgeQ2G1M
I've gotten my whole tongue swollen from eating to much sour stuff, but that's not the story we're looking at today.
Because most sour candy has citric acid in it to make it sour.
That's normally not that big of a deal, right?
Well, have you ever heard of Toxic Waste hard candy? 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5XZ1s3sTY
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They are an extremely sour hard candy, where it even warns you on the box not to eat more then one at a time.209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fXvJn04i4
I ignored these warnings and ate them anyway.209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZknJ43IH5j
Some reports say that some of the Toxic waste candy, when dissolved in water, has a P.H of 2.2-2.7. 209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOiLtofET7
Oh, you know, the same range as stomach acid.
No big deal.209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkek0sQ3x34
First, I ate 1, just to try it out.209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2rStjRWQAe
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Then I thought that it was delicious and decided to eat more!
By the time I had gobbled down four of them, my tongue was beginning to burn.
Just...one...more....
Big mistake.
My tongue starts to hurt really bad, and when I looked at it in the mirror--209Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ862ZHXYzPu
IT HAD BURNED A HOLE THROUGH MY TONGUE!
Not an actual hole, however, it was certainly an absolutely MASSIVE dent in my tongue, covered in blisters.
And, I still have the scar two years later!
So, moral of the story, when your tongue hurts, stop eating sour candy.
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