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最近瘋狂的事情太多了,讓我壓根忘了這回事!練舞!53Please respect copyright.PENANA32hX9z7TIO
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家裡什麼都有、有沙發、有床、有地板、有廚房、有浴室!8964 copyright protection49PENANAQxwfyo2Sit 維尼
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還有玄關和陽台──本子的劇情點太多了!53Please respect copyright.PENANAcHLUmGSi2r
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一個不小心,就會不自禁到,直接從女性朋友變女朋友!53Please respect copyright.PENANABi52doZI91
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說不定就直接一條龍到結局了!生兩個嗎?呸!!8964 copyright protection49PENANARn2a8AIkWv 維尼
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我只好拿起手機,打給我們之中最聰明的傢伙……8964 copyright protection49PENANATg2MD0muGa 維尼
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雖然是想過打給雨宮霞──可這畢竟是和男人的骯髒有關!8964 copyright protection49PENANAzl4qMJh7x3 維尼
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嘟嘟幾聲之後,碧心勇的聲音,從話筒那一端傳出:「老耀,怎啦?」8964 copyright protection49PENANA5r4lhncBqR 維尼
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「呃……你知道冬季慶典吧!?」8964 copyright protection49PENANArMs1WWhJ6a 維尼
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「廢話,那在這地區很有名!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAcelrftu1UH 維尼
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「嗯……那你知道那時候要幹嘛嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANA8k11UMNwxi 維尼
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「對喔,不說我都快忘了──要跳舞,跟女生。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAXoHJRYJJ4o 維尼
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「對……所以有女生要跟我跳舞,然後她有時候沒啥距離感……」8964 copyright protection49PENANAIJ4kMpnEMI 維尼
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電話另一頭的碧心勇:「原來如此。」,露出微笑──終於發酵到,可以烤麵包的時候了!8964 copyright protection49PENANASvvC7GCp35 維尼
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於是隔天,我來到上次那間和室──為了不再情不自禁!8964 copyright protection49PENANAkgc0aX02Nu 維尼
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碧心勇狐疑的問:「真不是女朋友?」8964 copyright protection49PENANA6y9eDPXqYg 維尼
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「不是……」,我也想問,可是一問的結果不是天堂就是地獄,這可賭不起!8964 copyright protection49PENANA14zjG7dXnZ 維尼
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「是女……性朋友?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAyjF9q8irQW 維尼
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「咳咳,普通的女性朋友!」,為啥要特地強調第二個字?8964 copyright protection49PENANAJc1wZpzVVu 維尼
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「但是,是身材很好的女……性朋友?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAqOW2rlcJYp 維尼
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「你可以不要再延長了嗎!?雖然我很感動你難得正常,會想吐槽我。」8964 copyright protection49PENANAp9CxKSxHhc 維尼
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「喔,好吧。時間不多,我們就來練習、如何成為真正的衣冠禽獸!」,碧心勇推出了黑板,開始教學,連幻燈片都準備好了!8964 copyright protection49PENANARnimDoKP9K 維尼
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──你們肯定會覺得很扯吧?但是,碧心勇這傢伙說得沒錯!男人,都是禽獸!男子高中生是男人,所以是禽獸,這很合邏輯!8964 copyright protection49PENANAVKX8xa2SCt 維尼
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所謂禽獸,就像路邊的狗……會情不自禁、爬上另外一條狗的背上!8964 copyright protection49PENANAJH5TYpK2wi 維尼
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「所以,為了要駕馭你內心的野獸……」8964 copyright protection49PENANAWiRXMKf7r7 維尼
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──你想想看,要跟女性朋友跳舞,就不免會有肢體接觸!還會聞到她身體的香味,費洛蒙!!發情費洛蒙!有部片,就是男人被費洛蒙控制的科幻片!科幻片都是有現實基礎的!8964 copyright protection49PENANAUlMgKCapVA 維尼
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「我們必須要用,一大堆激烈的愛情動作……」8964 copyright protection49PENANANVuQxE6QNf 維尼
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──你還要摟著她的腰、牽著她的手,明白嗎?越說越像謎片前戲!想想看,我一碰到她的腰,一瞬間、臉變成跟那些邪教徒,一樣的猥褻大叔臉!8964 copyright protection49PENANAKgMZ6ikE9K 維尼
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然後發出嘿嘿!接入謎片段落……結局,靜香對我大失所望,以為我就跟那群邪教徒一樣渣!不可以!!絕對要防止!!8964 copyright protection49PENANApMXIryUJdJ 維尼
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碧心勇用棍子敲了敲黑板:「說到這裡,明白了嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANALLApHsG1qf 維尼
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什麼!?我不明白!看著碧心勇眉毛挑起,我忙說:「……對不起,我恍神了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANANrDYi5ISND 維尼
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「知錯能改,善莫大焉。那我再說一次結論──一個訓練有素的衣冠禽獸,必須要做到,就算火山在他面前爆發,也能處變不驚的程度!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAtdC87987Yr 維尼
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「原來如此!」,這真是顛覆我對衣冠禽獸的認知!!還訓練有素勒!8964 copyright protection49PENANAEsD9KlaZ9b 維尼
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「就是這樣,你要知道你這次的對手!是一個不知道怎樣抓距離感的女……」,在他想要延長那個女的時候,我咳了兩聲,他才改口:「女性朋友!」8964 copyright protection49PENANA9mQ0jNOpMf 維尼
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我吞了吞口水,他說得沒錯!53Please respect copyright.PENANARfDru8LMPs
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她……是個對手!理性的對手!手都牽下去了,還沒有給我巴掌!53Please respect copyright.PENANAAnTcNCbWGr
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太沒自覺了!8964 copyright protection49PENANARNUEsaeW55 維尼
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碧心勇嚴肅問我:「我問你,女生會喜歡……表情猥褻的男生嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAboNZKnXDEX 維尼
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「呃……不會。」,看她之前對邪教徒的態度就知道了,她說過──她最討厭死纏爛打、還會發出嘿嘿的男人!8964 copyright protection49PENANA31twyQbD3n 維尼
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「沒錯!如果你不想社會性死亡!」,他敲了敲黑板:「不管發生什麼事情,面對她的無自覺,就算你內心崩潰到無以復加,該硬的地方就是不能讓它硬!然後你的臉,必須要維持在溫和有禮貌的樣子──絕不能發出,猥褻嘿嘿!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAybWFH7w8L1 維尼
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這時,我突然想到一個很重要的事情:「勇……我有問題。」8964 copyright protection49PENANA43bDphsE6a 維尼
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「什麼問題?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAyI0PDikrjX 維尼
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「所以,你也是稱職的衣冠禽獸?」8964 copyright protection49PENANAuFWbBJCshw 維尼
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「咳咳……」8964 copyright protection49PENANAec3hKI2swH 維尼
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果然如此!找他真是找對人了,但我不能讓他難堪:「沒事!讓我們繼續!」,我明白的──男人內心中都有一頭野獸嘛!8964 copyright protection49PENANAu90Zlv1OEB 維尼
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「很好,我個人認為你就是最欠缺這方面的功夫。」8964 copyright protection49PENANATtbhUKY43Q 維尼
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「是!」,你們聽到沒有,這傢伙說功夫耶!果然……是個衣冠禽獸!8964 copyright protection49PENANAxt6MdvGCvD 維尼
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「所以你才會覺得我們都會讀心,其實你的表情,實在太骯髒、太好懂了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANA0sPwuLsU0C 維尼
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「是!」,我要忍啊!!好想揍他,把中古電視的故障敲好!我的表情,忍住!8964 copyright protection49PENANAiK9WJAD4mr 維尼
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碧心勇認真凝視我的臉:「就是這樣!就算你想要揍我,把我打到趴在地上吃屎,但你的面容、絕對不能表現出來!明白嗎?」8964 copyright protection49PENANA8jA19THeWv 維尼
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「是!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAR2Dj4aG5rO 維尼
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「很好,為了今天的訓練,我跟緋火誠借了個東西,等我一下。」,碧心勇說完就走出去,不知跑去哪?8964 copyright protection49PENANAMxxCfH3MFg 維尼
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我正襟危坐在和室,覺得現在火山在我面前爆發,也可以處之泰然──才怪!8964 copyright protection49PENANA1tbWC3lsXu 維尼
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因為碧心勇回來了!!扛著──普遍級不能說出之娃娃!8964 copyright protection49PENANA2LJ4cWAmGP 維尼
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他把這玩意放在我面前,不……是我腿上:「接下來呢,你要維持這個姿勢,抓著這玩意的某些地方,然後我會開始撥放──不可名狀之幻燈片給你。你務必要成為,稱職的衣冠禽獸!」,果然瘋了……8964 copyright protection49PENANAQgB7FzSm4X 維尼
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啪!竹竿的尖銳打在我的頭上,「眼神不要飄移!丟掉內心的羞恥!不過是區區傳教式,這就不行了?」,可惡!我還沒滿十八耶!8964 copyright protection49PENANAY9PS4KOVBx 維尼
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啪!臉頰的刺痛,讓我視線重新定格在畫面上!「動作不要軟趴趴的!面對六九,就是要把頭埋在娃娃下面、視線瞪著影片──同時不能硬!」,不愧是矽膠製的……夠軟!8964 copyright protection49PENANAfj9UGEurgg 維尼
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啪!「火車便當,是進階!但你一臉就像喜歡火車便當的渣男!」,靠……這傢伙是不是趁著訓練損我!?8964 copyright protection49PENANAMPyIt6a2yU 維尼
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一段不可名狀的時間過後……碧心勇一臉嚴肅的站在黑板面前,而我已經快靈魂出竅了!8964 copyright protection49PENANAGQeWsLfLdz 維尼
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他拍拍手掌:「看來你已經掌握住,身為衣冠禽獸的基本技能了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAO8ps0jrgIp 維尼
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這句話說完,我立刻回說:「我……不是一個普通男高中生嗎?」,還身為衣冠禽獸勒!?想拐我,沒門!8964 copyright protection49PENANAOh8GB6wRDS 維尼
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「說話要精準!你是一個骯髒的男高中生!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAEGTlZyS56V 維尼
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「……我無話可說。」,就算一開始不髒,現在全套都學了,髒爆!8964 copyright protection49PENANA1GJRnJS1lB 維尼
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「總之你已經進步了,段位從禽獸升格成衣冠禽獸了。」,我怎麼覺得沒有比較好?!是說……這東西還有段位喔!?8964 copyright protection49PENANAgDf4oTo1W1 維尼
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碧心勇沒注意到我內心的吐槽,他繼續說:「所以,整體上來說!你已經從一個骯髒的男高中生,成為一個──外表正常的男高中生了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANA3BoXBQA8fO 維尼
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「……你說得沒錯。」,總之我升級了!8964 copyright protection49PENANAxeDhiYbCfx 維尼
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雖然我很想反駁他的話,但是你們知道嗎……他讀不出我的想法了!平常他都會在我有骯髒的想法,立刻點破我──說我思想骯髒什麼!8964 copyright protection49PENANAWjOixzIEWL 維尼
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但現在他看不透啦!我銀天耀──真的成長了!8964 copyright protection49PENANANDa4gZKkAP 維尼
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突然,我想到一個人:「不過勇……」,就算髒了,我的內心果然還有淨土!8964 copyright protection49PENANABTeAPgGybJ 維尼
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「怎麼,從你眼中的深處,我看到你有不認同。但因為你已經是衣冠禽獸,所以你的骯髒思想、我已經感受不到了!」8964 copyright protection49PENANAWdD4tZzKsH 維尼
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我咳了一下,表情依然維持溫和有禮貌:「我對我的初戀,就沒什麼骯髒的心思。」8964 copyright protection49PENANASCM5AeR1Oj 維尼
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「你該不會真的硬不起來?」8964 copyright protection49PENANA9ZvvDUZ1Rj 維尼
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我要──溫和!有禮貌!「我是說,我對她沒什麼骯髒的想法這件事情。」8964 copyright protection49PENANApetmfPfWmz 維尼
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