Write a horror story with a slight twist. The main character isn't scared of the horrific things happening and is more annoyed than anything. An example of this would be the character being left a house from a dead estranged relative. When they arrive they notice paranormal things happening and instead of being scared they get pissed off by the issues the paranormal events cause. They then see a ghost in the hallway and immediately jump on the offensive. Telling the ghost to "Piss off" And threatens to "Kick its ass"