Who would've thought that a nerd like me would ever get the chance to sleep with a hot girl—especially my P.E. teacher? I was on the verge of living out the fantasy of every teenage boy around the world.
She was tied to the bed, and I was ready to make my move when, of course, my idiot jock brother burst through the door. "Dude, there's a zombie apocalypse happening!" he shouted. I rolled my eyes, calling him a moron, and opened the window to prove him wrong. But there it was—the apocalypse in full swing outside.
They wanted to run. Me? "Screw that," I said. "I'm about to sleep with this woman, and I'm not going anywhere." But before I could get back to the best moment of my life, zombies crashed into the house. They bit my brother, and in a split second, they were closing in on my teacher and me. But there was no way I was letting a bunch of undead ruin this night.
Luckily, I had a katana that a relative from overseas had sent me. I swung that thing like I was born for it, cutting through the zombies that dared to step into the house. It wasn’t easy, but there weren’t too many of them—thankfully.
My P.E. teacher saw it all, and by the end, she was more turned on than after any steamy movie. We went at it all night long. The zombies might still be out there, but that’s a problem for another time.
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