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No Plagiarism!OVYGn37c4ye5vATNF0xEposted on PENANA 菜根......有參加過聯誼。8964 copyright protection19PENANAHsZG8Kdax9 維尼
高中聯誼呢,通常出現在男校與女校。8964 copyright protection19PENANAQZIw78WyHp 維尼
而不是男女合校,男女合校通常一下就戀愛喜劇了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAMcM6iJdfYA 維尼
而男女分校比較適合搞單純搞笑劇~8964 copyright protection19PENANAMZX3LAAHes 維尼
畢竟一群男的湊在一起,旁邊沒女生看了話。8964 copyright protection19PENANAJXmol83C17 維尼
在教室換泳裝啊,去上游泳課什麼的,都很正常。8964 copyright protection19PENANAcB24gzRmJa 維尼
那時候是社團的聯誼?有點忘了......8964 copyright protection19PENANAf57EPYZizC 維尼
總之,那是一個去麥當勞玩團體遊戲的活動。8964 copyright protection19PENANARz6WW3f6M9 維尼
老實說,當時我覺得......這實在沒啥氣氛,比較像是認識認識對方。8964 copyright protection19PENANAHKtiztXAMS 維尼
由於菜根外表也沒啥突出,所以聯誼本身反而沒什麼可講。8964 copyright protection19PENANAmBM5UgRvrh 維尼
反而是跟一個要來卻沒來的女生,打開了話匣子。8964 copyright protection19PENANAudxAPgSXjV 維尼
好像是問到底是哪一家麥當當,所以就交換手機和MSN這樣。8964 copyright protection19PENANAHQqj1bPiJ8 維尼
一開始,我真的沒啥在意。8964 copyright protection19PENANAhrIHDq0LBG 維尼
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太太冷冷問:「真的?」,一邊把五六張信揉成一團,像用過的衛生紙。8964 copyright protection19PENANA4RceOgmGIi 維尼
我吞了口水看了那堆衛生紙:「真的啦。」8964 copyright protection19PENANAMl9RiQsswt 維尼
我根本不知道啥叫做好感啊,敵意我就很敏感,畢竟國中都要跟人幹架嘛。8964 copyright protection19PENANAg4LQcEpK23 維尼
要會讀別人的眼神,看出等一下是不是要揮出你的拳頭?8964 copyright protection19PENANAi6PvCNs9cG 維尼
然後計算一下揍哪裡可以讓對方更痛,戰鬥~~是要事先想好的啊。8964 copyright protection19PENANAZdhDoQuntk 維尼
然後上學書包的分離式肩帶,可以用來勒對方脖子或是手臂,來進行牽制。8964 copyright protection19PENANAchrXDVpdx5 維尼
對吧?霸凌這檔子事,從十幾年前就開始了。8964 copyright protection19PENANAcYpvTs7da3 維尼
要反霸凌,就要幹爆對方啊~~老師哪會管你死活?自救啊~~8964 copyright protection19PENANAObYC1FziSd 維尼
妳要這樣的食人魚,去認出別人對他是不是有粉紅色好感?8964 copyright protection19PENANAEbTzcxHRVO 維尼
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「那你都傳了什麼簡訊?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAjGNp6tERmu
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「我......傳了今天發生什麼事。」23Please respect copyright.PENANALyawpu37Mv
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「還有呢?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAWzwnbXlYlE
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「還有班上男生耍白癡的事情。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAd16u8C7zyu
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「再來?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAdjkWaiBfdg
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「我在火車上看到和尚打PSP的事情。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAojZRpulXLW
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「有外出約會嘛?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAkxYgRSYSsT
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「有一起出去吃過幾次雞肉飯。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA6bkoiQMOtO
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唰阿撕啊!剛剛那團衛生紙的信件被碎屍萬段,在菜根面前像雪花般散落。8964 copyright protection19PENANAkhxUqg8VYe 維尼
不對......一起去吃雞肉飯,這算是約會嘛?8964 copyright protection19PENANAMBx3W1cQNx 維尼
「我只會跟喜歡的男生一起出去吃飯。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAX9UodYsNot
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唰阿撕啊!又是一堆雪花,也許可以湊一碗雪花冰?23Please respect copyright.PENANA3A6VoQOoeB
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「喔......」23Please respect copyright.PENANAF9IRz4WC8V
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「然後呢?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAyW6YdeP1NW
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菜根有點猶豫,接下來的話會不會讓太太爆炸?23Please respect copyright.PENANAGC5F9rMZHF
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「說。」23Please respect copyright.PENANASKumZEgauU
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「喔......就是她差點來我家。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA3WpVvHRA1A
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碰!!!8964 copyright protection19PENANAZhnoh9TBut 維尼
菜根全身顫抖了一下,嚇死他了!跟人幹架都沒這麼害怕!8964 copyright protection19PENANA1dNJR2Lfs8 維尼
太太手上的木製抽屜裂開了呢!真不經摔啊??8964 copyright protection19PENANAW0qpaxKl0S 維尼
然後趕緊解釋:「她只是來我住的縣市找我玩而已。」23Please respect copyright.PENANACXc2hSUN7i
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畢竟我讀外縣市的高中嘛。8964 copyright protection19PENANAW16mmyaeWE 維尼
「玩什麼玩?高中生可以玩什麼?玩她的身體嗎?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAl4IYvNYeBD
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「妳冷靜些......」,那個戾氣啊!!擦的,平常不是超級可愛的嘛?23Please respect copyright.PENANAooUUAN5sx9
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「我很冷靜。」,放屁......那抽屜再一下就散架了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAAGCRKLyYdm
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「總之,我們只是四處晃晃而已。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAcUPr6JVuuU
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「那就是約會!」23Please respect copyright.PENANA5DkWFM1APn
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「不是吧......那就走走,哪來的約會?」,講點道理啊!約會要夠浪漫吧?23Please respect copyright.PENANAkeFKffNuhb
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不是要燭光晚餐加花束嘛?或是電影院啊?音樂廳啊?對吧!8964 copyright protection19PENANAdcE6j0EZTu 維尼
「那個比約會更噁心!」23Please respect copyright.PENANAVLvwrs4haD
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「哈?」,比約會更噁心!?三個小叮噹啦?23Please respect copyright.PENANAz5bbbCycQI
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太太繼續唰啊唰的,弄出一堆雪花,我還挺想看看國中男生到底寫啥情書耶?23Please respect copyright.PENANA4SkEQLxlX5
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「那是老夫老妻的相處模式!!!」23Please respect copyright.PENANAYomvwSeIf0
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「華特??」23Please respect copyright.PENANAniV7SOMtKR
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「你不懂啦!」23Please respect copyright.PENANAUBMcIl7yKL
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對,我真的不懂,女朋友我才交過幾個啊?正式的是一個而已耶!8964 copyright protection19PENANAUawjmcDDy7 維尼
「那最後呢?這畜生怎麼了?」,降格啦?23Please respect copyright.PENANA7UGl1jAyYI
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「呃......她跟我說她有男朋友了?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAkx5VTcsxow
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「嗯?不合理,你幹了什麼?我們女生很講道理的,公車也不會特別跨縣市去找你。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAynTxDF47IT
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「我其實把她當作好朋友而已。」23Please respect copyright.PENANA1wu1Kab8Jc
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「說不說?」23Please respect copyright.PENANAgVJHzJLqmv
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該死,我的心機果然不足以對付太太!顧左右卻無法言他!8964 copyright protection19PENANACZTwIUVwbg 維尼
為了讓太太繼續保持,可愛、優雅、愛撒嬌的形象,我只好老實交代。23Please respect copyright.PENANAYJJvLfaobp
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「我跟她說我喜歡上一個學妹。」23Please respect copyright.PENANAklh4EsLHU9
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啪!!!!菜根摀了摀眼睛,這下子第一個抽屜屍骨無存了。23Please respect copyright.PENANAqFdoNuJRCn
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難怪夫妻吵架老是摔東西,這根本就是傳統吧?8964 copyright protection19PENANAoO3lWCx5BU 維尼
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