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短故事—『妮妮薇+阿嬤+諧音梗』亞馬遜雨林

Ander Wang Ander Wang
Jan 5, 2025 110 3 Mins Read 798 Words
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一座簡陋的山洞裡，住著一位蛇精，而最近快要過年了，屬於她的「蛇年」也即將到來。

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「叩、叩。」緩慢的兩聲敲門聲擊在妮妮薇的家門，妮妮薇前去查看，發現是故鄉—亞馬遜雨林的朋友跑來拜年。

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「早～安～啊～」樹懶精—軒輊緩慢的向妮妮薇問早。

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而後跟進來的是鱷魚精—嘴大、大嘴鳥—綴臭與食人魚婆婆—嗤仁。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5MzGmGYLx

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYMTOeeRsb

「你們來這幹嘛啊？」妮妮薇對於家裡來了一大票人感到不樂意。

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQmX0AbjQ5

而且還沒帶東西來給自己，這可是死罪！

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「我～們～來～拜～個～早～年～」軒輊睡眼惺忪的說道，而旁邊的嘴大點了點頭。

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAq3pRWXdh

「不必了。滾吧。」妮妮薇不客氣的將三人拒之門外，卻被三人強行進入了家內。

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「來打麻將！」嘴大大聲的吼道，彷彿怕有人聽不到似的。

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「蛤？講大聲一點啦！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZySQyDeMVV

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhxVGdJyh1

看來是嗤仁婆婆聽不到。

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「打～麻～將～」軒輊小聲緩慢的說道，婆婆點了點頭，從嘴大的嘴裡拿出一盤麻將。

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pBx3VpsGz

妮妮薇見到這幅場景，頓時感到傻眼，但更生氣的是他們居然就這樣無視自己。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQEG1Cbyal

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9WmtsGBzW

無法接受！

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「我也要玩！」妮妮薇不服氣的喊道，眾人看向妮妮薇，婆婆點了點頭，並說道：「那你們玩吧。我去煮飯。」

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眾人坐下，開始這場莫名其妙的麻將。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYvStHxrev

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIWCz3Jspn

「賭錢嗎？」嘴大依舊大聲的問道，軒輊緩慢的搖了搖頭，而綴臭似乎來了興致，也大聲的喊道：「賭！得賭！我賭十萬！」

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZIg7VAg10

妮妮薇聽到綴臭這個賭鬼一次就出十萬，嚇得不輕，但介於氣勢不能輸的道理，妮妮薇跟著喊道：「我賭15萬！」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGiDDKziFP

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxhVAHmyuP

嘴大見兩人瘋了，從嘴巴裡拿出一張紙鈔，說道：「我賭1000！」

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjViGp7BMH

軒輊見眾人都要賭，心不甘情不願的拿出了一枚銅板：1塊錢。

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牌局開始後，沒過一會兒，麻將清脆碰撞的聲響起起落落，情勢來到了高峰。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7MdaHjT7E

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTxIDjJBVbR

就在關鍵時刻！妮妮薇看好牌勢，準備胡了的時候⋯⋯

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfGZO3c83q

「吃飯了！」嗤仁婆婆喊道，眾人也就跑去吃飯，留下妮妮薇獨自坐在麻將桌前，怒火中燒。

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眾人坐在餐桌前，吃著大桌菜，只是⋯⋯

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmBbIiBeia

菜樣有清燉蛇湯、無骨炸蛇腿、碳烤蛇串等。

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雖然還有其他菜色，但光就這些妮妮薇看了就想吐。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkna5Ds27as

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「蛇哪來的腿啦！」妮妮薇夾起一塊無骨炸蛇腿吐槽道，婆婆回答道：「不是『炸蛇添足』嗎？」

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcntF8TvVDe

「太牽強了啦！」

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67h5pQAl9q

隨後，婆婆夾了一堆菜在妮妮薇碗裡，不知是刻意的還是不小心的，全是蛇肉。114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKQunrDdib

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡodzTMGyjC0

妮妮薇擺了個眼色，夾起一塊蛤蜊，聞一聞，喊道：「這蛤蠣怎麼那麼臭啊！」，婆婆回答：「可能是因為擺太久了吧。」

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZOD02MLva

綴臭這時拿出了剛剛開瓶的白酒，倒進了蛤蠣裡。

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「白酒（擺久）蛤蠣。」114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhnuWDojVel

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而妮妮薇終於忍受不了了，大聲的喊道：

114Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsF76k9B6xu

「都給我出去！」

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#0 Prompt
#1 ✤前言與規則
#2 ✤(示範#1) 短故事-『妮妮薇小姐+MY GO+諧音梗』妳這傢伙竟敢無視妮妮薇大人！
#3 ✤(示範#2)【妮妮薇、阿嬤、吉祥話】- 短故事 / 妮妮薇是一隻強壯的魅魔
#4 ✤(示範#3)「新春攻防戰」-幹話 ( 阿嬤&妮妮薇小姐)
#5 ✤廣告區
#6 ✤ 創挑概念
#7 叔叔狀態不好的故事......*幹話*蛇*妮妮薇小姐*阿嬤*諧音梗*年。
#8 短故事—『妮妮薇+阿嬤+諧音梗』亞馬遜雨林
#9 （短故事）妮妮薇小姐 +蛇年 - 擁擠的盤絲洞 （R18）
#10 叔叔的新春大掃除的故事—［妮妮薇小姐*幹話*年*阿嬤*諧音梗］
#11 阿誠迷茫的【故事*新年*阿嬤】
#12 【蛇、my go、妮妮薇公主、阿嬤、吉祥話】／【短故事】小美的新年願望
#13 【妮妮薇、阿嬤、蛇、MY GO、吉祥語、諧音梗】- 短故事 / 妮妮薇的吉祥語
#14 【短故事】《小美‧白蛇傳》【妮妮薇、蛇、年】
#15 短故事 - 【蛇、年、阿嬤】- 《貪吃財神》
#16 ✤公告:賞金排名計算變更&日期變更-2025.02.09
#17 【妮妮薇、阿嬤、諧音梗】- 短故事 / 阿嬤的蛇年終極秘技
#18 【短故事】（蛇+MYGO）最近幾年的重力變強了
#19 【短故事】《農夫與森蚺石窟》【妮妮薇、吉祥話、蛇】
#20 結語
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