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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome, the one and only, Bendy the Fire-Breathing Contortionist!" As the curtains open, Bendy emerges, a tiny, flexible woman who's clearly had a few too many drinks, with a mischievous grin and a hairdo that looks like it was styled by a hurricane. She's wearing a sequined leotard that's two sizes too small, and her arms are already tangled up in a knot behind her head. 20Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdJVfqEGpp
The music starts, a crazy mix of circus tunes and heavy metal, and drunken Bendy launches into her act, stumbling slightly as she goes. She begins to contort her body into impossible shapes, twisting and turning like a human pretzel. She folds herself in half, then in quarters, then in eighths, until she's a tiny, compact ball of sparkly spandex. But that's not all - as she's folding herself up, she's also breathing fire. 20Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZHmyLcB6B
Flames are shooting out of her mouth in every direction, singeing the eyebrows of a gentleman sitting in the front row and catching the cameraman's leg hairs on fire, making him jump back in surprise. The crowd goes wild, screaming and cheering as Bendy unfolds herself, only to reveal that she's now balanced on one leg while beatboxing a solo of "The Star Wars theme song". It's completely insane, and the audience loves it. 20Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMsFPKEIbui
As Bendy takes her final bow, Sizzle rushes out to congratulate her, tripping over a wheelbarrow of Spam and falling face first into a giant creme pie that had mysteriously been placed in that exact location. Wiping pie off his face and stumbling to his feet, he exclaims "Everybody give her a warm round of applause"20Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTkpawpSC9w
