"This has got to be the most harmless fruit in all of history," Caden said, eying his kiwi. He took another bite of the green flesh, juice running down his hands.
"Bruh, you're wrong," Jack said. "There's plenty of ways I could kill you with a kiwi. Right, Dylan?"
Dylan shrugged. The friends were sitting in auto shop class building spud cannons. Caden was eating the kiwi, skin and all.
"That's disgusting," Jack said as Caden swallowed a bite of straight kiwi skin. "Isn't that like–"
"It's nutritious," Caden said around his kiwi.
"Whatever," Jack said. "It's going to kill you."
"Not fast enough," Jeannine piped up. "There has to be a faster way to kill someone with a kiwi."
"If only we had a way," Dylan said, tossing a potato between his hands.
Jeannine eyed the potato, and then eyed the sample potato chucker. "I have an idea."
Caden's eyes widened, following her gaze. "No way, José."
Jeannine snatched another kiwi from Caden's bag. Jack readied PVC cannon. Dylan smiled. Together, they loaded the kiwi into the tube, and readied everything.
"Locked and loaded," Jeannine smiled. Leaning against the gas pipe along the wall, she pointed straight at Caden.
Jack lit the fuse, handing the matchbox to Dylan. There was a boom from the cannon, sending kiwi juice splattering in Caden's direction. Admittedly, that didn’t do anything more than ruin Caden's jacket. Unsatisfied, Dylan lit another match while Jeannine loaded a potato chunk. Meanwhile, Caden took off running.
Dylan lit the fuse a second time, throwing the match behind him. The still-lit match hit the open container of gunpowder next to the wall, but no one was watching.
The wall exploded, throwing Jack, Dylan, and Jeannine away from it. Without looking behind him, Caden ran out of the classroom, alarms blaring. In panic, the rest of the class followed. Except for the three friends.
The teacher swore it was the kiwi fight, the mess about the harmless fruit. Caden insisted that the teacher had built the sample spud cannon wrong. But what really killed the team was neither the kiwi, nor the cannon.
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