I'm not about to talk to you about their weight, size, wing size, boring details best left to "real" scientists, I'll just talk to you about personal experience.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXKTfnIPNI
I was walking, right? And out of nowhere, a bumblebee falls out in front of me, hovering. Well, if this was Skyrim, I'd pluck his--or her, I forgot to ask--wings like a torchbug, but I also didn't want to get bug cooties all over my hands, so I flinched away--a totally normal reaction for anyone in the field or at home--and walked on by. 716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSUQPWlEP3
The first thing I'd like to point out is that the bumblebee should not be allowed to fly, they are reckless and get everywhere, you could walk into one and catch the flu. Seriously, you think they wash their hands after they eat? I think not! Imagine all the saliva and spaghetti sauce stuck to their mitts after dinner--no, don't imagine, the thought is too horrible to bear!716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZiLuAfCOk
The second thing I'd like to point out is that bumblebees get in front of us on purpose! That's right, and why, you might ask; I'll tell you why, they aim to sneeze on us! That's just all kinds of gross, especially because bumblebee boogers are smaller than the naked eye can register.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznFPQVxg1d
The third thing I'd like to point out--and yes, I know "the x (let x stand for any given number that follows the positive number line) thing I'd like to point out" is creative and flavorful and not at all monotonous, but shut up while I'm talking--is that bumblebees drill into wood. Seriously, think of the sawdust. Those automobiles you see dust with yellow? That is not pollen, my dear friends, that is sawdust, from the ten million to twelve google bumblebees around the world, simultaneously drilling into houses and fences and whatnot. 716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaQVeh99zv
My solution? Declare war on the bumblebee hives nationwide, that's right! Mano-a-bee-o, we will go, as one race, united, determined, bold, against their kind, all buzzy and did I mention yet they get way too close, I mean, personal space, dude!716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcxVA9SLGy
Thank you for reading this probably mind blowing, highly complex, and not at all mediocre rant documentary about why bees be bad. You may feel free to reread it until you finally understand, I know, it's a lot to take in, especially because it's just so un-bee-lievable. I'm sorry, it's a hundred percent believable, I just wanted to make that joke. This has been the DSLCSLS (Doctor of Science and Logic and Cool Stuff Like Space) Koko, until next time.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO03jvyzqEV
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