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Insult Contest

KingIllumination KingIllumination
May 19, 2015 729 1 Min Read 26 Words
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No Plagiarism!9KR95MwX4ccVUQK1YSIVposted on PＥNAＮＡ

If you had the last remaining water on earth, and I had to choose between asking you for some or dying, I would choose to die.

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