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#3

蚊蚊其二

友桑 友桑
May 11, 2017 370 2 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!wFtlTXXQlnnDlbgPvw4gposted on PＥNAＮＡ "你在查啥啊！"

我好奇地向室友A發問。

距離我們補獲蚊蚊已經是五個禮拜前的事了......好啦其實只有五分鐘。

"我在查蚊蚊要吃啥。"

"母蚊是吸血的吧！"

沒錯！從小到大我就懂得公蚊吃草，母蚊吃人的道理。

"我先看看有沒有別的能喂。"

"喔。"

"查到了！"

"是啥。"

"血呢！"

嗯，看來網路的知識並沒有想像中的豐富。但是......

"......糖水應該也可以吧？我的觀察啦！"

"你蚊子系的？"

雖然看起來像虎爛的，實際上感覺起來也是虎爛的，但是昆蟲確實也會在小水坑吸水。

這樣的話只要將糖水倒入杯中，她餓了就會去吸了吧！應該吧？

就這樣我們在她家開了一個洞並放入吸管作為氧氣與食物的出入口。

外觀與手搖杯有87分像。

"嗯！Good job!(好工作 翻譯by錯誤翻譯)"

"Nice!"

"咔......咚......"

迷之音？不，是室友B回來了。

"你們在幹啥啊！"

室友B看到兩個男大生對著手搖杯傻笑，因此露出了鄙視的眼神。

"你看！是蚊蚊。"

我將手搖杯遞給了室友B。

室友B看了一下便露出壞笑。

"死ね！(去死吧 翻譯by專業翻譯)"

接著握著手搖杯，做出平常拿飛X杯的動作。

"哇靠！你看你做了什麼！"

"你想殺了蚊蚊嗎？"

蚊蚊在我與A的保護下，撐過了第一次的生命浩劫。

可喜可賀，可喜可賀。

"咔......咚......"

迷之音？不，是C回來了。

"你們在幹啥啊！"

室友C看到三個男大生對著手搖杯傻笑，因此露出了鄙視的眼神。

"你看！是蚊蚊。"

我將手搖杯遞給了室友C。

室友C看了一下便露出壞笑。

"死ね！(去死吧 翻譯by專業翻譯)"

接著握著手搖杯，做出平常拿飛X杯的動作。

以下略。

————————————————《待續》

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#0 Intro
#1 十多年
#2 蚊蚊其一
#3 蚊蚊其二
#4 蚊蚊其三
#5 蚊蚊其死？
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