Hiyori was astounded, Daikoku was out for the count for a few days, and Kofuku already had ten day's worth of dishes piled sky high. She sighed and stepped out of her body, catching her physical form and laying it in Daikoku's chair, which was empty until he got over whatever bug he caught. She didn't even know Regalia or spirits could catch anything, but then, she supposed there was a reason why Bishamon had a healer.
Time passed as Hiyori in her ethereal form scrubbed the scum from several plates, the last one was just handed to her by the pink haired God of Misfortune herself. Hiyori was exhausted, but there was just one last plate, she could do this, she had to. Summoning the power of every wrestler she adored, she lay her cloth, pressed two fingers into it and wiped across the grimy surface.
“This is the Land of the Rising Run! Your desecration shall not be allowed!” Kofuku gave the girl a funny look, but she persisted, for Hiyori Iki was nothing if not persistent, “Here me, I am the spirit Hiyori Iki, and and now lay thee waste with the wash cloth and expel thy vast defilement! I cleanse thee--Rinse!”
Kofuku giggled and clapped for the human/phantom, “Bravo, bravo! Oh?” Kofuku frowned as the phantom collapsed on the floor, and Kofuku sighed, “Well, it was impressive while it lasted.” Kofuku lifted Hiyori's ethereal form and lay it over her body, where it slowly sunk back into place.
Daikoku grumbled as he stumbled back in the room to see what the commotion was to find Kofuku tossing a blanket over Hiyori, she gestured for him to be quiet, and pointed at the sleeping human, “What are you doing out of bed?” she pouted, “You should be sleeping!”
“I thought I heard you fighting a phantom in here...what was all of that yelling about?” he inquired, looking around for signs of a battle.
“Oh, that was Hiyori, she was washing dishes in spirit form, it was awesome! She even had a spirit-y background change and a kill cam, with golden chains and everything!” Kofuku spun around energetically and pushed Daikoku away, “Now go get some rest, Yato and Yuki will be back from phantom killing soon enough, and all your chances to sleep will be annihilated!”
“Whatever you say, Milady.” Daikoku sighed and want back to bed, while Kofuku went back to writing fan fiction about Hiyori the Great, slaying phantoms with with her Regalia Yama and Ami.
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