Five days ago, a man by the name of Gilbertstein dragged me to a castle in the middle of the night. He pronounced me the savior of Penana and immediately pointed a gun at my face, threatening to shoot my face off if I didn't post anything in a week.
So here I am: On Penana. Posting advice.
My one and only advice is to keep writing. Screw lack of motivation. Kick that to the curb and pierce the heavens! Apparently, Stephenie Meyers approves. I don't know who that is but surely following the advice of some guy listed in wikipedia must be worthwhile right?
Keep writing and you will find your audience and survive.
I hope this piece of advice helps you to survive. Now if you excuse me, I'll be checking on the guy knocking on my window.
Man, it better not be Uncle John. I hate Jake Paul fans like him.
So I'll be off now...
Wait I live on the tenth floor--
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