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看見大排長龍的隊伍,有人拒絕等待,更多的人反而覺得這是信心、優惠和質素的保證:這麼多人排隊,這間餐廳的食物一定很好吃吧?這麼多人排隊,這裡一定有好康的事情吧?所以當一間店舖外面開始有四、五人站著排隊,就能帶動更多的人潮緊接隊伍。於是,愈來愈多店舖開始暗地裡於親友間去招攬「職業排隊員」……267Please respect copyright.PENANAUm87nGtVmY
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「沒問題,我會在三十分鐘後到達的。」百無聊賴的小茹接過電話後馬上彈跳起來,急急把自己裝扮好就出門賺錢去。267Please respect copyright.PENANAPuVVkIJRFW
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店舖生意慘淡時就會急Call職業排隊員到來支撐場面,營造出客似雲來的假像吸引其他客人在後排隊。每位職業排隊員也不只是光站著排隊,等候期間也須要裝出非常期待入座的樣子,甚至要和「同事們」裝作是一伙到場的朋友,交談間透露出店舖有多吸引等等。如果是餐廳,通常入座後他們也可免費點一樣最低消費的食物,正所謂做戲也要做全套嘛。267Please respect copyright.PENANA5iVUw61W6j
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今次小茹的任務在所地是一間新開張的中式點心店,開業兩星期仍然無人問津,著急的老闆只好招聘十多名職業排隊員替他充場面,免得場子太冷清及難看。267Please respect copyright.PENANAadWWcpRT1i
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小茹利用坐小巴期間上了食評網站搜尋這間點心店的真實評價,267Please respect copyright.PENANAxOTVsBqdF7
她發現只有五篇一面倒的負評。267Please respect copyright.PENANAvyijLytLPU
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嘩!看來餐廳的質素不太好喔,那她要如何裝出滿懷期待的樣子?不過為了生活,也要學習戴上面具吧,她只是工作上的需要罷了。難道你或你的同事們在賣力附和老闆時,這又是出自真心真意?267Please respect copyright.PENANARUN0SsZC3z
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點心店快將五分鐘後開門做生意,小茹已經看到好多位「熟臉孔」在排隊處等候。267Please respect copyright.PENANANBm8gcEK1L
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「聽說這間點心店的東西不太好吃,但我們待會還要裝到很好吃的樣子,其實我寧願排隊完就走人還比較好。」熟臉孔中的一位女人小聲跟小茹說。267Please respect copyright.PENANAbdqSoz3Ay1
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意料之內,果然因著隊伍的出現,開始愈來愈多人好奇地在點心店前停留下來,最後大家在竊竊私語後都紛紛加入隊伍之中。267Please respect copyright.PENANAdc6xA1orqm
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「上網看食評都只有負評,但現實卻這麼多人排隊,那些應該是網民在亂評吧。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAqNgjpmKNQ1
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「對,網上的東西都不太可信,眼看為實。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAzTB2jtF0BN
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小茹聽到後面的婦人們這樣說,雖然心虛,但她仍然回過頭去:「我兩天前才吃過這家的點心,好吃得不得了,網上的評論真是亂來的。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA8Fk5MS2Oof
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餐廳的本質仍是如此,但多了他人不知真假的追捧後,又好像有點不一樣,變得受歡迎了。267Please respect copyright.PENANAEb8NF71vZC
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大學聚會中,仍是單身的小茹又例牌地被問一大堆有的沒的,她心裡非常煩躁。267Please respect copyright.PENANA5Qs50olVA0
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「哎呀!小茹妳的皮膚好乾燥呀,快交一個男朋友重拾滋潤吧。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA7tMUixBtaR
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「我下個月要結婚了,小茹妳一定要來,我可以介紹伴郎們給妳認識,不然我怕妳嫁不出去啊。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAVsidtPs5ar
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小茹忍無可忍衝去廁所,立馬打電話給她的其中一位「排隊員同事」,再一氣呵成:「寧姐,幫我一個忙,快幫我聯絡其他的排隊員!我要十位排隊員,但我只要男生!而且他們每個人都要手拿一束花,花錢由我來付,我需要他們十五分鐘後到達現場!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAClVcGbDn6W
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這關乎她臉子的問題,無論如何她都要在舊同學前扳回一城。267Please respect copyright.PENANALG50vTY7qv
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「他們要去哪裡排隊?就跟在我身後就行了,一直跟在我身後排隊,直到我回家為止!!」267Please respect copyright.PENANAKxhRUMIMB5
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小茹氣定神閒重回座位上,馬上她就要變成是搶手貨囉。而且說不定她能透過排隊員的隊伍而真的吸引到欣賞她的人,畢竟現在大家都很依賴他人的評價、或是看人數去定斷事物的好與壞。267Please respect copyright.PENANA2YoCApODDt
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大家都說她是好女生,她就是好女生了吧。267Please respect copyright.PENANAsvSOz5yRsV
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聚會過後,小茹依然神氣的走在街上,她就像領隊一樣,身後有一排男生拿著鮮花,樣子痴迷又陶醉地跟著她的步伐,這女神般的模樣吸引著不少途人的目光和討論,甚至有人拿起手機拍起影片來。267Please respect copyright.PENANAhVjKkWEQeK
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「這女生好厲害啊,迷倒這麼多男人甘心地跟隨著她。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAvFHXU1ii7B
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「她一定有過人之處吧,多看幾眼其實也蠻漂亮的嘛。」267Please respect copyright.PENANA2mSJAD51Kw
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「這麼棒的女人,我也想要擊退這些男人把她追到手呀。」267Please respect copyright.PENANAnlGnnpOfIo
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漸漸有路人呆呆的也開始跟著隊伍一起走,小茹簡直如一塊磁場強大的磁石,吸引一個又一個路人,最後小茹身後愈來愈多人,愈來愈多人……267Please respect copyright.PENANAwE9iGhl5o0
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