PSYCHOLOGIST
I work with the crazy.781Please respect copyright.PENANAKlOhHqm1mw
I observe, I diagnose, I treat, I make things the way they should be. I'm a psychologist.
'Your mother tells me you've been having nightmares about - monsters. Tell me about them.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAh4szcGxkMC
'They're not nightmares.'781Please respect copyright.PENANARIBIkv7ZQY
'No?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAANHVC94Y7G
'They're only called nightmares if you're scared. And I'm not scared of monsters.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAb0G404Deoz
'Very well then. What does scare you? You're afraid of something, I can tell, and it's eating away at you. Are you scared of yourself?'781Please respect copyright.PENANARlSsWMzZES
'... You're not a very good psychologist, are you? I've already answered that. I'm not afraid of monsters.'
Now look here, this is how it works - you've got to see through the mind of the patient. You consider three things - what made them this way, why they still are this way, and how you can get them to change for the better.
THE CAUSE:781Please respect copyright.PENANA7MdKTW1Ful
It's the filth. There's nothing else it could be. They are how they are because the filth made them this way, the filth that trickles down, like a hereditary malfunction in this great machine. Can't you smell it?
'How much is my mother paying you?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAFdwIIDxpwM
'I don't see how that's relevant at all.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAzU08bRfKnN
'It's very relevant. Do you want to help me, or do you want to help your pockets?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAFXhfDflwR8
'Evan, that's not the right way of thinking. I'm here to be your friend. I want to get to know you.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAGPGVhX6hwF
'Friends don't have ulterior motives. Everyone does.'781Please respect copyright.PENANACrS0EdO0xG
'What's that supposed to mean?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAESHjgWlfK9
'Why're you asking me? Aren't you the psychologist?'
The stench rankles even through these sterile walls. I can't bear it.
THE RESISTOR:781Please respect copyright.PENANAwGvrOpMdjA
Of the patients I speak to, 87% are aware of the irreparable state they are in. At least, they believe it is irreparable - it's my job to fix this. The question is, then, why do they believe they are beyond hope?
'Jess?'781Please respect copyright.PENANA6l5vxUrbVg
'Oh my god, Evan, what are you doing here?'781Please respect copyright.PENANA9phfadrf7C
'Was about to ask the same to you. You look like a wreck.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAZHkKSao3ED
'You shouldn't see me like this. This is so embarrassing.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAfCDW6eskSo
'Hey, it's okay. Need another drink?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAJjUOJqKQsE
'No, I really shouldn't... I've already had four.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAQMsJNTFAOW
'Then one more won't hurt, will it?'781Please respect copyright.PENANA3avV0a0quG
'... I... I guess not.'
Patients don't want to accept the fact that they can get better - because this belief removes any responsibility to attempt to do so. If they cannot get better, they need not try.
'Evan, why do you try to oppose me at every turn?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAaVRUK8dtI4
'Because it's funny.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAXYLvXMpGSO
'What is?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAar1FPgyqT3
'Watching you not know what to do. It's new for you, isn't it?'781Please respect copyright.PENANAxISDyQyVfm
'I don't quite see what you're trying to say here.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAcKAAeP2B3v
'Exactly. But you don't ask. Because it's shameful for you - you can't read me, and I'm not letting you. Who's the one at fault?'
It became apparent, early on in my career, that people won't change. Give them the opportunity, and they will turn it away. The only way to bypass this is to force it upon them until they cannot hide from the truth, even behind closed eyelids.
THE CORRECTION:781Please respect copyright.PENANAkTx3C13Xj8
And thus ends the case study - the only thing left to do is to determine the treatment, the therapy.781Please respect copyright.PENANAzNFEpXoqAx
-Retribution or Reward781Please respect copyright.PENANA14UQIuNzHp
The age old debate over retribution or reward has recently been settled - children up to the age of twelve respond well to positive reinforcement of correct behavior, and much less so to the reprimanding of wrongful deeds. However, I do not work with children. Adults, you see, stop responding to reward, and begin taking in to account punishment far more.781Please respect copyright.PENANAIz2f5EqvvP
And so it is that punishment is the way to go.
'I want you to know that this is for the best of you. Dr James is a good man - he isn't here to be your enemy.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAVZr7OWMjOJ
'He might not be.'781Please respect copyright.PENANA2yc1pIBxaR
'Evan, calm down. Evan.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAlGFE6cuDgd
'I'm very calm, mother. Look at my hands. Still as stone. Are you talking to yourself? You seem quite agitated.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAsSho8mguj8
'Evan. Stop this. NOW.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAhLLEHzyaaq
'I don't think so, mother.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAoGrK9U5HeV
'Evan - EVAN DON'T YOU - '
They never change. I work on a three strikes basis - the first time, I'll warn them. The second time, I'll scare them. The third time, a penalty is in order. And it's strange. You'd think that after the first two, they'd take the opportunity to change. But they don't. They want to drown in their filth.
'Oh come ooooon Evan I'm so fuckin' -'781Please respect copyright.PENANAPIS6sVsCwI
'Jess, that's disgusting. Stop it.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAGp7V5vZLqg
'Evaaaaan you're such a bore why can't you just come in and look here look what i got to show you -'781Please respect copyright.PENANAjkHx8In49y
'You're drunk. For all you care right now, I could be a killer. And you'd invite me in all the same.'781Please respect copyright.PENANAD6SrmNp6mx
'look evan dont you just wanna have some fun i know u want to come on have some fun'781Please respect copyright.PENANAffd0KLas6h
'... Fine.'781Please respect copyright.PENANA3B4iGgL9s9
'ohhh see evan i knew and dont forget to close the door'781Please respect copyright.PENANARD6DcgCAlF
'I wasn't going to.'
This is the only way they'll learn. The only way to rid this world of the stinking, steaming filth.
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I work with they crazy.781Please respect copyright.PENANAWvnie7dSDg
And they - they call me mad.781Please respect copyright.PENANASM3aY8v1zG
But they don't understand.781Please respect copyright.PENANAiyQJ0OByeo
I'm a psychologist.781Please respect copyright.PENANAsn8gHQPQZ8
And I've still got the whole world left to treat.