我扶住飲醉左既COW係大街上行緊,係未失戀一定要飲醉架,我失戀果陣都無,咁我算唔算係浪費左一次醉既機會。319Please respect copyright.PENANAmBaMPQfR7r
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「喂,你當幫幫忙比d力水企好d好唔好?」佢成個人既力聚晒落我到果下真係唔多頂得順,就係呢個時候,一個路人行左過黎問我:「駛唔駛幫手啊?」319Please respect copyright.PENANAfX9PWPQPuE
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「我得架拿……」本來都無諗過叫呢位路人幫手,但當我望到呢個路人既樣,嚇左一跳,「一個人扶個醉既好煩架,我幫你啦。」佢一講完就過左黎幫我,「你個朋友都幾重架wo。」319Please respect copyright.PENANA06lVog7YVf
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「係……」我好尷尬咁答佢,因為,呢個路人就係B男!!!有無咁撚好彩啊!319Please respect copyright.PENANA677QVQTWiC
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好彩COW佢醉左係唔會講野,如果佢不停咁叫住JUDY個名都唔知點算。319Please respect copyright.PENANAPoyDKgYmE7
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不過而家既情況都已經夠尷尬。319Please respect copyright.PENANAcCMLiZUWZm
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「做咩事搞到咁啊你朋友?」B男問。319Please respect copyright.PENANAsQFE2RzU9A
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「算係失戀掛。」我答返佢。319Please respect copyright.PENANAmxUnD1OnpE
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「車~女死女還在,駛鬼咁咩。」聽到佢咁講唔知點解有少少火起。319Please respect copyright.PENANA8qRHzPGTfq
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「無既,佢條女同另一個男人搞都唔同佢搞,佢未想分手囉。」我又話。319Please respect copyright.PENANAGVEL7kGNZG
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「個女都幾仆街wo。」B男呢一句又令到我怒火上升左少少。319Please respect copyright.PENANA8zV0g0dblP
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「係咩,咁都要另一個男人係仆街搞9佢條女先有今日既局面。」我又話。319Please respect copyright.PENANAksVllczIks
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「咁又係,總之兩個都係仆街。」拿,你咁講就岩,咁你就唔快d死去仆街。319Please respect copyright.PENANApQkwK4mNSK
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「如果我係你個朋友,我一定會郁9個男,然後大巴大巴打條女。」你講得無錯啊,我都好郁9你架其實。319Please respect copyright.PENANAx2hWoGjqv4
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就係呢個時候,COW無啦啦甩開左我地兩個,然後話:「係啊!應該郁9佢!應該郁9佢!」佢企又企唔穩,口仲不停嘔出少許既野。319Please respect copyright.PENANAOxCyNOEltL
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「喂,你個朋友好似唔係幾……」個B男呢句都未講完,COW就打左佢一拳,我都比佢呢個舉動嚇左一跳。319Please respect copyright.PENANAha1gpHnTUG
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「你個仆街!搞9我條女!」COW一拳一拳咁打落B男到,而B男想反駁但係竟然反駁唔到,比發酒癲既COW騎住不停打。319Please respect copyright.PENANAGHIkYWx8BO
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而係旁邊既我,就不停忍緊笑,因為真係太好笑拿,都唔知係個天上比個機會COW發泄定點,又會安排個B男黎幫我扶佢都有既,最緊要係B男話如果佢係COW就一定打撚死果個男人,然後COW就發酒癲起勢咁打佢。319Please respect copyright.PENANAZcDhyklfLu
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呢個真係剛剛遇著巧合,我係旁邊見住真係笑到個心勁涼。319Please respect copyright.PENANANv7obuYDh7
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「喂!你仲笑!快d黎幫手啦!」B男叫我幫佢手,但我決定將個真相話佢知:「而家打你果個人係JUDY條仔,又係你頭先話兩個都係仆街,打撚完個男既就大巴大巴打條女,咁我個朋友而家未打你先囉。」319Please respect copyright.PENANAMgbsm7Wqly
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B男聽完我講之後成個人呆晒,係無奈既呆。319Please respect copyright.PENANAP1k6N4wZJL
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「喂!前面點解打架!」正義既朋友終於出現。319Please respect copyright.PENANA6dacysv0XA
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「COW!走啊!有警察啊!」我行過去捉COW走,但係佢掛住打B男,最後,比D警察捉左。319Please respect copyright.PENANAJMmo18Ff4A
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就係咁,我地三個比警察捉左車左返差館……319Please respect copyright.PENANA0l8c87GEdj