我都好耐無回WhatApps 回到手軟,換左部「新」手機,唔揚點得呀。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAeV9mvD8aIM
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當晚,我對住塊鏡自拍左幾多張,唔會記得;加咗幾多霸氣特效喺部手機到,唔會在意!我只知道,當我一POST 果堆相上Facebook,網友給我既Like 差不多喺我開Facebook以嚟所有Like既總和。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAThBHgjOlfd
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之後,一班Friend馬上在我WhatApps 作出轟炸,為咗應付依場戰役,差不多忙到深夜三點幾先有得瞓,令我完全唔記得咗依部不明來歷手機嘅不安。 都唔知瞓到幾點啦,被少有既來電嘈醒,原來係死黨「老麥」打來。 點解佢叫「老麥」?如果有一個人可以一日三餐都去M記開飯,朝早食珍寶,下午要加大,夜晚追加AB甜品,而依個人仲可以保持130 磅,外型健碩,我可以話佢一定就喺麥叔叔轉世。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAEpKp480OOD
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當我一接聽電話,就傳嚟老麥果把好似小丑一樣既刺耳笑聲:「喂,有錢仔,咁捨得買部生果5S呀?中左六合彩?定係買海鮮先?」 老麥份人無咩嘢,仲幾型仔,但係點解同我一樣都係識唔到女仔?我就係衰係個名,佢?咪就係衰口臭。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAjyCcaaSjuk
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「點呀?老麥,晨早就妒忌我,你點捱到夜晚先。」我都唔會示弱囉。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAGv1cFwjOCI
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「挑!仲早?下晝四點啦。我駛妒忌你,我自己都用緊S4啦。等三叔又有新款再換,唔喺咩呀。講你呀,扯開話題,做咩突然換機,唔似你喎,從實招來先。」 老麥對我換新機非常在意。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAl3pTJ2mgks
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「黑仔囉,無端端死機,喺死哂果隻,想唔換都唔得;咁啱老豆阿媽返鄉下前留低幾千銀俾我旁身,話用唔哂返嚟要俾番佢喎,你話!會唔會用唔哂先?哈哈......」見佢喺咁追問,我都一早諗掂點答。638Please respect copyright.PENANAkdck0IOsYw
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「嘩,仲話黑仔,有錢收仲有新機你用;唔理你,今晚出黎老地方開飯再傾。」都未等回覆,老麥己經收線。 638Please respect copyright.PENANADTn21userh
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老地方?仲有邊個老地方,咪就係街口間麥記囉。 638Please respect copyright.PENANA6WZeTvmvtm
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夜晚,七點正,我落到去麥記就見到老麥一手拎住巨無霸,一手對住我大大力揮手;凳都未坐,佢已經要搶我部手機嚟玩。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAFs1AIneo9g
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我都唔理佢,事但叫咗個餐,等老麥玩夠再諗去邊玩。 638Please respect copyright.PENANABr6RWavuN2
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我邊食嘢,而老麥則一邊玩手機,一邊時不時發出很淫邪嘅笑聲,令到好多人都向我哋回望;我忍唔住問:「喂!你上身咩?笑到咁淫,精蟲上腦呀。」 638Please respect copyright.PENANAQmhQ4DlQf7
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點知,老麥笑得更加大聲,然後指住我話:「挑!唔怪得肯咁大手筆換新機,原來識左條女呢。收收埋埋,駛唔駛呀。驚我搶你咩。」 638Please respect copyright.PENANApiWbSLDZBh
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「吓?」我呆左好耐,完全唔知老麥講咩。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAJR1qjIZwbY
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之後老麥見我唔應,以為我扮嘢,直接將手機還俾我,淫笑話:「仲扮咩,俾我搵到啦,以為將相收喺本機記憶就無人知咩。」 638Please respect copyright.PENANARywVpIgRA6
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我接番我部新手機,屏幕上面竟然喺一張少女的自拍,佢笑得好甜,有少少包包臉,紅紅地非常可愛;但喺,我就從未試過睇靚女自拍照會睇到咁心寒。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAGwJWvmy9Eu
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我嘅手機,唔喺......正確嚟講,依家先喺我嘅手機入邊收埋咗一張我未見過既女仔自拍照,佢係邊嗰?唔通佢就係上一手手機既主人? 638Please respect copyright.PENANA1Zj1KK2avn
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我繼續一張張相咁去睇,張張都係自拍,張張都拍得好開心,雖然我完全唔識佢,但係我睇得出佢好鐘意部手機,如果係咁,點解佢要用咁唔正常嘅平價賣左部機,定一話係...... 638Please respect copyright.PENANAiQHVOE3Cw2
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我一路胡思亂想,一路繼續㩒下一張......下一張.....下一張......然後就睇到最後一張,一張一時唔能夠睇得明白既照片。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAQwIGg6NQjx
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最後一張照片,畫面上有一個好唔清楚嘅印,睇真少少應該喺一個手掌拍向鏡頭吧,而手指之間又可以睇到背景是黑嫲嫲咩都無,又唔喺喎,在黑色背景遠處好似有一個人影背向鏡頭,睇唔到嗰樣,不過身形係男人嚟。 老麥見我面色都變埋,拍了我幾下問:「你唔係呀,識到嗰新女友,夜晚都唔駛去到咁盡,小心俾佢陰乾你。算啦,唔迫你住,你講得就帶條女俾我驗下。你番到屋企再打俾我。喺咁。」638Please respect copyright.PENANAeCcKwu8J0u
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老麥轉身就走,可能佢覺得揭開死黨私隱唔好意思。 638Please respect copyright.PENANAXWtUCNCQRG
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而我就一嗰人,無味咁食埋嗰晚餐。638Please respect copyright.PENANAELK5N7dFl0