神與畜 - 番外－沒有慧根

黑教堂事件後，檸檬瞞著神與畜，曾經在凝雪寺待上一段時間。除了向羅笙學習，檸檬也會偷看郭凝羽，觀察神秘又強大的蜘蛛在做什麼。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVnNDHMruY
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一天早晨，她發現郭凝羽站在窗前，動也不動，空洞的眼睛似乎在看什麼。檸檬順著視線，發現郭凝羽在看院子的石燈，石燈上有白色的雪，沒有異常，郭凝羽卻很在意。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxFuQlv9XL
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壽者相的郭凝羽不會說話，歌聲代替言語，然而，檸檬自認沒有慧根，她聽不懂郭凝羽的歌，也看不懂郭凝羽在幹嘛，只能去請教羅笙。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXPfdPzXCG
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「雪？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeLv43GiLb
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檸檬一說，正在鍛鍊的羅笙停止揮刀。根據經驗，郭凝羽做的每件事都有意義，哪怕只是盯著雪，羅笙也覺得郭凝羽想傳達什麼，開始認真思考。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS1ijDtLlM
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「院子有異常嗎？」羅笙問檸檬。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eRzTUUZJ7
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「沒有。」檸檬回想，「積雪昨天就有，這幾天很冷。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0YfXiTPGK
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羅笙推測：「或許她在想瘋帽。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8LieMRk8V0
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檸檬反問：「根據？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNLpy1vj5O
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「瘋帽的本名，『謝欲雪』。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrsbtpNubU
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檸檬還是疑惑，羅笙自己也皺眉，覺得沒有說服力。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVUiOcU3Ce
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「對了。」檸檬想到，「昨天凝羽姊姊唸完經，我看到她在清理佛壇，會不會和這有關？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SoyDYezjQ
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正常人才不會這樣想，但蜘蛛的系統異於常人，加上羅笙和檸檬住在凝雪寺，習慣放大檢視、思考因果，以免錯過郭凝羽的訊息。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkCIg4E6Rw
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「清理……雪……」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNMz5YqGLc
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分析系統高速演算，羅笙想起兩天前，凝雪寺所在的山谷下了場大雪。檸檬抬頭，寺廟的屋簷還有冰柱，屋頂和院子的石燈一樣，積了一層厚厚的雪。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHROEoPK2WT
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「我知道了！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjyrzHkM67h
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檸檬恍然大悟，一副解開謎團、成功破案的表情，告訴羅笙：298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEOgtQnsJO
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「凝羽姊姊覺得太亂了，希望我們幫她打掃！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyQetQADTX
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要是尼可拉斯，一定會覺得檸檬腦子有問題，但同為蜘蛛，羅笙竟然認同檸檬的推測。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWH9mKWTurg
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「原來如此，因為雪積太厚，路變得難走，加上凝羽習慣赤腳，她一定很困擾。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXBdZ8fQp0p
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找到原因，羅笙當機立斷，使用眷屬的權限要求檸檬：298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NVcKCCqJp
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「今天的訓練先放一邊，我們來打掃凝雪寺！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyvhofeHdh
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檸檬立正站好，擺出遵命的手勢，兩人同時開啟疾趨系統，衝去山腰的倉庫找工具。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfanWoy6PZ6
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唸完經，郭凝羽剛從正殿走出來，一大一小的身影從面前掠過。她沒想太多，以為羅笙和檸檬在做速度訓練，不管他們倆，獨自前往地下室。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvS2DfSibuG
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「這…這是……！？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkzRXYHHyA4
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看見倉庫裡的東西，檸檬難掩心中驚訝，羅笙覺得她大驚小怪。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqsXx5cnwm
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「怎麼？沒看過掃把？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfd6G4kVyQ
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檸檬竟然點頭，羅笙微愣，但自己上一次看見掃把，也是一百年前的學生時期。檸檬是二十二世紀出生的小孩，手動吸塵器在她眼裡就是古董，何況是掃把。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEDhNZcZ8W
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「現在的小孩真好命。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20ZSd6uIqA
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羅笙一邊碎念，一邊將塑膠掃把遞給檸檬。檸檬一接手，掃把身首分離，掃把頭掉在地上，檸檬手裡只剩木棍。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtEBLXPKhtc
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「爛東西。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd2TMzoFded
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羅笙拿出更古老的竹掃把，跟檸檬說：「這比較好用。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALLAfTYDO6
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檸檬一接手，羅笙就後悔了，因為竹掃把比檸檬還高。他嘆氣，拿回竹掃把，給檸檬一條破抹布。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxWlgyMaot
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「妳負責擦，我負責掃，明白嗎？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxtX8XLhne
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「了解。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsoA9TCSdt1
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分工完畢，兩人離開倉庫，這時候的郭凝羽也離開地下室，換成棕色長髮的我相，身後揹著竹籃，朝山下的方向走去。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj6DU9yx3e
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「凝羽姊姊呢？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49wiJvmhWA
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「天氣冷，她去附近的村子，給村民治病。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhpfmblgg0
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山中盛產藥材，郭凝羽透過行醫、賣藥，和村民換取生活用品。雖說「附近」，但離凝雪寺最近的村子，徒步也要三小時，沒有交通工具。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDtePrEi64
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「單靠那些藥草夠嗎？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2QviH2dU6
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旁邊放著水桶，檸檬正在擦地板。因為恆溫系統，檸檬完全不冷，衣服都是短袖。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaiQuzK9sdZ
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「當然不夠。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBtnjh3IJ5
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羅笙除了掃地，還要順便剷雪，這對他來說不難，相較於武士刀，鏟子比羽毛還輕。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPHWlHHKXmn
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「放心，不夠的由我負責。」羅笙說。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTcqxe21gu
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「你哪來的錢？」檸檬好奇。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopdIlvPbJN
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「虛擬貨幣。」羅笙指著自己的腦袋，「我無時無刻都在挖礦。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFt7xd4flA
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論資產，羅笙其實不輸高宇維。郭凝羽視金錢為身外之物，所以羅笙一死，這些錢會全部轉到檸檬名下，但那是未來的事，暫且不提。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA9PucTyuf
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凝雪寺倚山而建，說大不大、說小不小，打掃難度頗高。哪怕是有蜘蛛糖的羅笙和檸檬，也忙了一個上午，才把整個寺廟打掃乾淨。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpV3eZCrBY
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下午兩點，郭凝羽回凝雪寺，發覺整個地方煥然一新。她覺得奇怪，切換回壽者相，走去側邊的廂房，看見羅笙躺在床上，小小一隻的檸檬趴在他胸口，兩人都睡得很熟，看來打掃真的很累。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8oEWLPveUI
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儘管他們不會冷，郭凝羽還是為兩人蓋上被子。她看向窗外，蜘蛛糖的系統分析，晚上降雪的機率是75％。為了不讓兩人的辛勞付諸流水，郭凝羽不知道啟動什麼，凝雪寺被一層數據覆蓋，什麼也吹不進來，雪和灰塵都是。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pbVrtdNJv
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羅笙和檸檬睡了三個小時。下午五點，羅笙先睜開眼睛，發現檸檬躺在自己身上，羅笙一開始沒叫她，又過半小時，羅笙才敲她的頭，檸檬痛得醒過來，睡眼惺忪地打哈欠。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcSgVy3wXG6
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「凝羽回來了。」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYqaniEMvq
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離開廂房，他們看見郭凝羽坐在崖邊的石桌，桌上放了一袋東西。兩人湊近一看，郭凝羽罕見地在吃東西，桌上有一袋冰棒，是她從外面買回來的。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHU2NJTNUL
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「凝羽姊姊，妳還去了市區？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMMPcSKc4i
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郭凝羽無法回答，只能一邊吃冰，一邊哼歌。羅笙看著她，先是恍然大悟，隨後扶額，覺得自己是白痴，又惱又怒。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRJ9MrtgnK
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「她只是想吃冰……！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zzcyS1wWh
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空忙一場，羅笙瞪著檸檬，生氣問：「是誰說要打掃的！？」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cdf8QgY9h
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突然被罵，檸檬很不服氣，回嘴：「又不是只有我！你也有說！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQN7DcFtgwC
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語畢，兩個沒有慧根的眷屬在後面打架。郭凝羽不理他們，默默吃完一枝冰，發現冰棍上有字，似乎是廠商的行銷手法，竟然是一首詩。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeuVfIedcZ
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綠螘新醅酒，紅泥小火爐。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwhWtvD9zC
晚來天欲雪，能飲一杯無？298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajbfoMy6mF
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她回頭，趁羅笙還在和檸檬打架，郭凝羽的手指點燃火焰，冰棍燒成灰燼，又從袋子拿出一枝，拆開包裝。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP64Goh3yU
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「數到五，妳過來！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTwFEXfcgs
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「數到三，你走開！」298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4Nnnjoxwj
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眷屬繼續吵，郭凝羽繼續吃。多虧羅笙，多虧檸檬，多虧乾淨的凝雪寺，郭凝羽沒有被那首詩影響，心情依舊很好。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pEiPlGw1w
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謝欲雪漸漸不重要。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcY02AcvQIq
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重要的人在身邊，兩個沒有慧根的孩子。298Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtGL55UByB