鼠王一招得手,自然欲再加馬。她一躍至半空,新招再度出擊:364Please respect copyright.PENANAmWkvONIdBW
「『西九新動力 三萬四千五百四十八票 跳橋』!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAzMrh4XJSB7
Amos倒在地上,會否眼白白中招,就此一命嗚呼?364Please respect copyright.PENANAi9EdAx1aUr
當然不會。
這時,有條人影從人群中殺出,大吼:「跳橋?行公義好憐憫的基督徒鼠王,竟然叫人跳橋?」同時一拳轟中鼠王背門:364Please respect copyright.PENANAlFf8MpRCS0
「『人民力量 三萬八千五百七十八票 一人一票』!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAHZcWSK9ylt
來者聲嘶力竭,猶如瘋狗猛吠。鼠王和一眾耶能聽聲,不禁有所猜想:「這聲音.....難道是.....拳頭教......教主.....」364Please respect copyright.PENANAy7ijT6delg
答案一出,眾人立時慌亂失措。那人卻理得你咁多,趁鼠王身形未穩,殺招全力出擊!364Please respect copyright.PENANAwTOpEfjjPE
「『人民力量 三萬八千五百七十八票 全民普選拳』!」364Please respect copyright.PENANALOSfNDjbJ6
連橫腿招如大雨降下,鼠王卻是嘴角竊笑:「嘿,那種單調的腿法!」預料可輕鬆擋住。怎料『全民普選拳』左中右三路出擊,其之變幻莫測,殺個鼠王措手不及,幾十腳照單全收。364Please respect copyright.PENANA2nZuPhC9bw
無錯,這是『提名拳』、『被選拳』、『投票拳』合一,貨真價實的『全民普選拳』。364Please respect copyright.PENANAlN0N11VHyl
連橫腿招猛轟鼠王,同時配上瘋狂吼叫:
「踢走鼠王!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAO0UcD5LMhx
「踢走鼠王!」364Please respect copyright.PENANA2rW4mxq4LQ
「踢走鼠王!」
「踢走鼠王!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAWG03KRimQ0
「踢走鼠王!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAN9kBCsL6Gc
觀眾受其感染,也跟著瘋狂大叫。足足叫了一分鐘。鼠王身中不知幾多腳,終告敗倒。364Please respect copyright.PENANAvyFcdFQenP
Nick的漂亮演出,贏得全場歡呼拍掌。364Please respect copyright.PENANAm1swIP5ccz
掌聲中,那人終於停下來,讓人可看清楚真面目。只見他一頭長髮,赤紅的雙目,尤如厲鬼的眼神,果然就是拳頭教教主---癲狗了。364Please respect copyright.PENANAS9YRIJ7B9u
Amos一見癲狗,便立即上前道謝:「謝謝你救了我!」但癲狗頭也不回,便飛身閃往別處,留下全場歡呼。364Please respect copyright.PENANA8glWcsJBoM
因為,他此刻要前往另一處,招呼另一些對手。
另一邊,只見Nick仍在招呼元秋和火雲---他神功大成,完備的『民主拳法』漸趨成熟,雖然以一敵二,亦是毫不輸蝕。只是不時有雜魚來犯,Nick要贏出,仍要一點時間。364Please respect copyright.PENANAJP7qsUtkMJ
就像現在,剛收拾兩個禮義廉,兩個白鴿派,元秋又
以『獅吼功』來犯:「小子你反中亂港,讓我元秋來收拾你!」吼聲震天,如疾風勁吹。364Please respect copyright.PENANAvTUBOqcm3O
「嗚!這八婆!」Nick冷不防下,當堂為之一窒,急忙掩耳抗吼。元秋趁機繞到其身後,另一絕招猛然出籠:364Please respect copyright.PENANAKjMgoBpg1e
「『禮義廉力量 五星愛國拳』!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAS6rVawTkqx
此招不用多說,靈感乃來自中華人民共和國國旗。中路一擊加旁側四擊,有如中國國旗的五星光芒,照得天空一片赤紅。364Please respect copyright.PENANAWl5ThCK1nx
「X!真是麻X煩!完全無法埋身!不如....」Nick突然心生靈感,一邊運功壓住吼聲,一邊從背部揪出架生---癲狗贈予的金色回力鏢,準備來個遠攻。只是未及掟出,半空又殺出一條身影,大叫:364Please respect copyright.PENANAk4zTZWVms5
「元秋你同我鬥大聲?你點撚夠我大聲?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAMA34TwI9xt
叫聲凌厲無匹,即時蓋過『獅吼功』。眾人訝異道:「那種吼聲,難道是.....?」一看,果然無估錯,正是癲狗來襲!364Please respect copyright.PENANA3LZcojsCOu
癲狗繼續以『癲狗吠』大叫:「元秋你同我講愛國?中國五星旗的大星,你知道是什麼嗎?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAr5LUHv5KAY
「是...共產黨.....」364Please respect copyright.PENANAJlfeWHrZos
「那四粒小星呢?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAJUnQYz9DyL
「呀.....是.......是.......工農兵商.......」元秋被問到口啞啞,『五星愛國拳』即時崩潰。癲狗得勢不饒人,大吼:「錯!是工人、農民、小資產階級、民族資產階級!」,同時左一招『提名拳』,右一招『被選拳』,中路又一招『投票拳』!
「那三面紅旗又是什麼?」364Please respect copyright.PENANAW3NL04iqwU
「....嗚!嗚!.....」元秋瞬間硬食三拳,已兵敗如山倒,還有何能耐回答了?但即使狀態健全,她又有知識回答嗎?364Please respect copyright.PENANAzgZ0XFQyj2
「是總路線、大躍進、人民公社呀!你連這些都唔撚識,愛乜撚野國呀你?」癲狗『一人一票』猛地一轟,狠狠轟中元秋腹部。元秋吐血一口:「嗚.....」,身形盡失。趁此機會,又是絕招出場:364Please respect copyright.PENANADEOmt6ytzY
「『人民力量 三萬八千五百七十八票 全民普選拳』!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAHAc7pyOedy
三路合一的真正絕學,元秋除了看得目不暇給,就只有硬食的份。一連中幾十擊,之後飛退十餘呎倒地,敗倒是也。364Please respect copyright.PENANAi5EM1gwjdW
如此,全場又報以熱烈歡呼:364Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ruVn76V3
「教主好野!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAqIx5sj8AiC
「一次過搞掂鼠王、元秋,爽呀!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAk25P7IaYwT
「教主!教主!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAPchB6NCKg4
「癲狗!癲狗!」364Please respect copyright.PENANA7d4Zirq6x3
「教主!教主!」364Please respect copyright.PENANA1JqYHrqKGa
Nick亦不禁咧嘴叫道:「癲狗,你咁樣玩晒啦!你叫我們參加大會,似係陪跑多啲啊!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAnu8t7lMzbn
「鼠王、元秋慘被K.O.,可謂今次西九戰區的高潮!你們看!全場歡呼不絕!相信今屆的揸Fit人席位,癲狗肯定穩奪一席了!在鼠王等重創下,相信連新民主鳳凰那個新手,都有機會分一杯羹!」旁述員全精彩講解,令全場氣氛高漲,有叫好的,也有X你老母的。364Please respect copyright.PENANAFLMgcb7Kc6
沐浴於歡呼聲,癲狗卻沒有沉醉其中,只對Nick說:「你不想陪跑的話,就跟我來吧!」轉身就走。Nick大惑不解,於是癲狗再道:「你以為這樣就算報答了我?戰鬥才剛開始矣!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAohFybiSShs
「嘿,是的!」Nick正欲跟上,卻有人飛身攔住:「走?無咁容易!」,往外大叫:「裁判,我抗議!」364Please respect copyright.PENANAai5lz3PsnV
到底是誰在抗議?抗議的又是什麼東東?請看下回分解。364Please respect copyright.PENANABVaCa3dZAG