是咁的,話說前幾日同Michael同埋Simon去咗打邊爐,咁間嘢就任食嘅，但就規定如果剩底太多嘅就一百克一百蚊(台幣)咁計。
Michael號稱自己係大胃王；食放題可以由頭打到落尾嗰種，而Simon亦聲稱戰鬥力都有返咁上下。
我哋就叫咗個鴛鴦煲嚟食。咁一開始佢地就狂叫肥牛,羊肉,豬肉嗰啲值錢嘢嚟食。咁一開頭都冇咩事嘅，仲要喺咁飲汽水，啤酒,跟住狂出去拎雪糕食。
「哇你肉都未食完就拎雪糕，得唔得架你！」我當時已經有啲擔心咁問Michael。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhuY9XqsQC
「頂，驚X咩，我喺森林系大胃王嚟架ma，唔喺唔信我呀ma?」Michael一面自信，成嘴雪糕咁答我。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXJ6VPf7Bl
我見佢咁有自信,就繼續食嗰啲芝心丸同冇人理嘅牛丸。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpVCu1ppAa
如是者過咗個半鐘之後就有waiter 行過嚟:「先生你們好喔~你們的用餐時間還剩半個小時，要再點食物嗎?」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSGICy7D6a
「每一種肉類各要兩份！」Michael諗都唔諗就同個waiter 講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNMt0A7jKc
呢個時侯Simon同我對望咗一秒就講：「我飽飽哋啦喎,你真係掂至好喎！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09rHgIagpT
「驚X咩，我啱啱先開始！」Michael一面神氣咁講，跟住仲要遞多張落單紙出去。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqgv3RzrDE
「咁我出去拎雪糕啦～」我見佢咁有信心,就宣佈食甜品,準備收爐。
點知一返埋檯就出事啦，竟然成檯都喺肉，仲要有一大碟丸。我同Simon面面相覷,心知不妙。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXCxBfzb3M
「Jimmy ,大L鑊呢堆係上一張單㗎！」Simon 一字一頓,語帶緊張咁講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbWZAfPo3z
我坐低慢慢食雪糕,望咗Michael 一眼。
「先生，你們的用餐時間還有十五分鐘，提醒你們一下喔~如果有剩下的要一百克一百塊的計喔～」靚女 waitress突然出現仲要好溫柔咁講。
「望咩姐,，唔喺驚呀ma，你同我定啦，我一個人都可以KO哂佢地啦！煩！煩！煩！」Michael一路夾一路塞牛肉入口咁講。
但我明顯感覺佢速度慢咗，所以我都夾咗幾條金針菇助攻下。
點知，過咗一陣又有一堆肉送嚟，而且個waitress 唔知嚟攞景定贈慶，竟然特登拎咗個架比我哋分幾層放肉。
「提醒你們一下喔，你們還有五分鐘，吃不完一百克要罰一百塊喔～加油。」跟住仲要做咗個yes嘅手勢。
「頂,好L飽,你話你得架，搞埋佢!」Simon 放低筷子，一個事不關己嘅樣咁望住Michael。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwY8RcnFxrj
「咁我都算啦，你加油啦！」我放埋條金菇入口都宣佈放棄。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5CmMVvoWW
Michael翻咗個白眼俾我咗，然後開始開技。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24yVjZcPC9
佢竟然開始將啲生嘅肉塞落口度，跟住仲好似吞藥丸咁啤酒加芝心丸咁吞。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJTM37w02gO
呢個時侯遠處嘅waiter開始拎咗個同埋個鎊出嚟。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8ogGDmULF
「望乜L嘢，幫我拎多幾鑵啤酒同可樂嚟啦！」Michael勃然大怒。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLzmz03LBS
跟住佢仲開始加速，一啖可樂一舊肥牛咁嚟，waiter 每行近一步就塞多一舊肥牛。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWTXPUSXd0H
Michael嘅吞噬速度同佢哋行嘅速成乘正比，仲不斷催我哋拎多啲可樂。
如事者過咗三分鐘左右張檯就無咗九成嘢食。
「璋爺咁嘅勢我哋唔洗屎(死)啦"Simon俾左個手指公Michael。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2pYXYpkJo
「講起屎上次返工有個笑話，話說嗰排新年；有個大陸妹同事突然同我講今年雞年要着咗多啲紅色衫，我就佢講有分生肖㗎喎姐姐。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQY2AM5Ejf
跟住佢話:咁屬屎要着咩色架。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVJp661pSB
我話:屎?526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjsQCMZ9dvG
佢話:係呀屬屎要着咩色衫？526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ364pQFAzRA
我話:十二生肖無屎架喎姐姐！526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqztcxTjTet
佢話:哎呀，喺米奇老屎嗰個老屎呀！526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9VsgJiuBK
我話:頂～米奇老鼠呀ma,嚟到香港就學好啲廣東話啦！526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATKVng8SUG
跟住成個倉都喺道笑，哈哈哈哈～！」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZODfsbrLv
我講到好high，仲大大聲咁笑。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5Y7ArUwI4
,然而，Simon呆咗咁望住我。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZ50VhmXeM
「好好笑咩？on9！哈」佢懶cool喧笑咗一聲。
「咳!咳!咳!Diu,笑L死我啦！」Michael突然開始笑,跟著就係咁咳。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPZ8Gr3dN2
「那那那，笑還笑，唔好嘔呀！」我見狀即刻提醒佢。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqP51QmKBO
佢一路笑，一路掩住自己個口。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNsThKJoTF
「好好笑~笑到我個肚~好辛苦，哈哈哈。」Michael 笑到失控。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnLmrhh4P2
「喂!忍住呀。」Simon大叫。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDOD6SIIxM
與此同時，啲waiter都愈行愈近，仲笑淫淫咁望住我哋。
erk!erk eeeerk～526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tzzSWChDQ
「喂,冷靜呀！頂~」Simon大叫。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9gvuCbsMZ
「先生，用餐時間到囉！」靚女好嗲咁講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwm0SBkYdfA
Michael笑到嘔晒啲嘢出泥，仲要咁啱嘔返落嗰半個鴛鴦鍋，啲牛丸,生嘅肥牛,魚皮鮫好完整咁嘔晒出嚟，個幾粒芝心丸仲要好囂張咁浮上嚟。我同Simon面面相覷，當堂呆咗。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYA7IOC9Rl
「哇塞,先生，你們有半鍋還未有吃完欸！」靚女waitress奸笑地講，跟住仲一塊一塊肥牛咁畢上個鎊。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXSkoiX9Y8L
「碌柒啦。」Simon擰住頭細細聲講。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpt2fli4wT1
我睥咗Michael一眼。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStihas0iDa
「不好意思....那些是...」我諗住提下個姐姐。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2Tpp6MNIZ
「eeeeerk」526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMER1lcqbaR
我話口未完Michael又嘔埋另外個半個鴛鴦煲到。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gjesgBIpD
「那現在是一整鍋囉～」靚女waitress笑住講。
我同Simom擘大個口得個窿，估唔到臨門一腳衰咗。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8op1kqq7oM
最後，我哋比左成千蚊晒嘢食罰款同幾百蚊清潔費先走到。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAjeSIDXjg
走個時聽到班台仔笑得勁大聲，話咩香港人原來咁無用，真係咩架都丟晒。以後行過呢間火鍋店都抬唔起頭。526Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUixU6NJDAd
BTW，大家下次打邊爐記得唔好講笑話。
