"Cerb, get your head back in the car." Mason said, flicking on his turn signal as the seven foot tall, 500-something figure turned to face him- well, one of the heads did, the other two remained outside; their long, pink tongues flapping in the wind. Large droplets of drool slinging backward, striking the car windshields behind them.795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Bwhnkmu0S
"Let them have their fun." the leftmost head, Bella, stated "We rather enjoy doing this."
Bella was always tried to be the logical one out of the three, though he personally thought that she was the most mischevious, more than anything else.
'Oh well,' he thought 'at least I managed to convince them to actually wear clothes today...'
It was true...most of the time, the triple-headed hellhound wore little to nothing around the house, despite walking on two legs...and possessing...er, female, parts.795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3Xo3Fwi6t
He thanked his lucky stars that none of the heads were male, that would've made the whole thing even more awkward between them. Naturally, being the gentleman that he was, never risked...y'know, but...it was difficult all the same.
He pushed the thought from his mind.
The other two soon reeled back into the car, their heads resting rather uncomfortably against the roof.
"Forgive us," the middle head, who stuck with 'Cerberus', said, her muzzle curling into a sheepish smile "we are excited at the prospect of joining you in your workplace."
"I'm work at a crummy gas station, it isn't the most exciting job in the world."
"Try guarding the gates of hell sometime," Bella chirped, smirking as they collectively stepped out of the car.795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCcvLLO3q6
"It still baffles me to no end, that you can fit into my car." Mason said, locking the car as the two (or four, if you prefer), made their way down the sidewalk, and towards the building.
"I still do not understand why we must be here so early." Cerberus said, a fist raising to muffle her yawn. Her teeth revealed themselves, causing Mason to shiver just the tiniest bit.
"I have to, because my boss wants me to." he stated.
"Well, apparently it's too early for some people." Bella replied, smirking once more as she nodded over to the right-most head, her eyes closed, tongue lolling out the corner of her open jaws as she snored.
"Oh, let her sleep," Cerberus said, their left paw coming up to cuff Bella upside the head "she is the youngest, after all."795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnEibdnNVv
Bella grumbled as the same paw rubbed the back of her head, further confusing the man.
"Will I ever understand you three?" he asked, pulling the glass door open for the hellhound.
"Mayhaps one day, but not any time soon." Cerberus replied, smiling back at him as she entered the building.
"Just be thankful the government let you stay here..." he grumbled, following them.
"Hmmph, as if they had a choice," Bella complained "it would've been racist, not to mention extremely prejuidice."
"Said the guardian of Hell." Mason quipped sarcastically.
"Ah-ah, gates of Hell." Cerberus replied.
"Uh-huh," he deadpanned "well, I need you to uh...tone it down a little? Please?"795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmtAGWUcH8
"Why should we?" Bella piped up, before Cerberus could answer.
"You might scare the customers?" he suggested "You could- I don't know, damn them to the seventh circle of Hell?"
"Ha! Shows what you know!" Bella howled in triumph "There are only six circles of Hell!"
"Good to see you're grasping modern English so well..." Mason replied sarcastically "is that all you got out of that sentence?"
True, it was difficult enough that they spoke only archaic English when he'd first met them- but now they had the entire English language to mangle at their leisure.
"Indeed I did." Bella stated, her nose turning towards the sky.
He got behind the counter, half-ready for the day, and put his head in his hands, wondering how his life got so wrong.795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdoZ2Tmpfx
A/N: Does anyone want to make this a collab with me? Anyway, be sure to read and review, I haven't gotten any feedback for any of my original stories, and I'd like to know how I can improve.795Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8Ua94I5dJ
