「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9fx3bJG6O
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5eGzJc16F
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfWLof2z2L
我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VtY0v7ggh
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxJuWZajf1
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首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡek5OlxRKlm
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ71o1HEu0KD
樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgri2Wujeg
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljaiKRzl4P
我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5weTAy5b4
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1loFmAeix
話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm06z2jZdM6
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynZvhMahF9
樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLdgYBUi5S
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuh7Vo7oVO
我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDcCw1tPRb
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmn4Z99ei2
樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzuOb4ZQ5S
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6kRCPf3u8A
其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5iWQ51c90
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesiJxha3VM
不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLY1hh2p3FC
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b5rdcRIEb
「糖水會幾點呀? 」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeW6P42BaBZ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdsuWcYmXg
「10點。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAMA6XKrBe
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCdhxflvQh
我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgSQWBuqk5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gKFOABLba
樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CAA3pyBgd
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEGzs9yaFC
我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxlH1q9Vx7
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63ujZ8vF5g
樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBfs3ep6SU
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT1d3KUB53
如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVio1z9JQo9
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTPLK5yIic
樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvc7h4tbWg
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTuInoTLPV
我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxm30ghNGP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXe7u3NEvCh
樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBXfj1JALr
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NcZCxV07Z
「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfN2yNnAk2J
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yg7fZj4DV
我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyApNevq3yZ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq30VpYOBso
《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglV0K1PlYm
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnXo27FRwo
正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7ZCM7Unbq
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsa2PIpBMs
是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttcO9aL3Uc
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MyABD2Mao
我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmz80m6u24M
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各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYVENGVMJJ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbfeUR1nC3
故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlFw1LSRHZ
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuiJISLO1C
我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRhlNXC6EE
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgUq77TYBH
就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXDuP6U18V
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4s852910m
到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx17NjuKuW
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxYMDwucA6
我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33VMdF7Y0z
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5R4h6CEb9
羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnS8SJ6SNbi
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAb45YuXgd
對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQVwXNs63v
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我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3sA0hT8hds
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjMS6abrHRE
咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbvbz89HZT
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6r5Z9NtNl
我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ99Bn00KrI
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevGYxhMmlm
搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxx2qUflXU
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EzkWZAsiM
我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpduH3RnhP
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOM4ZgAj5j
到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN0V323vTla
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKk76BQHVi
「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6bpnbyFcW
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyrziZC9H5
「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTfrK8IzpuV
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtZsY5iEUo
我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaROTp9CAB4
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz29N3bxsR9
「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nMxHFWL4O
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3AD6E0HGw
「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc5ZA6wsb5
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWP09uZ9JM
樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoK7GQtENTK
804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5aXamBwbpu
阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。804Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYP7mW1cBYw
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