「呵欠...好悶呀......」我丟下滑鼠，伏在書桌上無病呻吟。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRY5UYVIE6
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樂言轉身問我﹕「喂，唔繼續啦? 打多鋪先啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWzHLbkNZqd
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我跟樂言、阿君和Michael正在宿舍裏進行連線遊戲。玩了多場之後，我也開始吃不消，有點想睡覺了。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoX6NQroPdQ
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我頽然道﹕「龍肉食得多都無味啦，日打夜打我頂唔順啦，你比我抖吓啦。」我頓了頓，又繼續大聲呻吟﹕「我唔要打機！我要女朋友！我要初戀呀！初戀呀！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJrKRJ2dVu
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首先交代一下背景，我叫做陳洛鋒，Samuel，朋友都叫我Sam。現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。樂言、阿君和Michael都是我的同班同學，而樂言則是我的室友。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYapJmcp4L
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樂言笑道﹕「咪好似狗公發情咁喺度狗叫啦，女咋嘛，一地都係啦，你慌溝唔到咩? 」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLxpztWI5U
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我瞪了他一眼，沒好氣道﹕「你講緊我哋班嗰啲呀? 我寧願同你格劍啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8fGgNci1x
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話說我唸的Accounting Year1，男男女女的質素可說得上驚為天人！不過這個「驚」，是「驚慌」的「驚」，意思就是驚得我每天都不想做人。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f0fNtaIJw
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樂言誇張的跳到遠處迴避，笑駡道﹕「你咪行埋嚟呀！打鑊你㗎！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mrPgcDNvA
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我斜視他，不屑道﹕「講吓笑啫，唔駛咁認真呀? 放心啦我仲有左手，未至於要搞你。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlQaDSb0mO
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樂言坐在床上道﹕「其實唔駛咁灰嘅，今晚周Hall有個糖水會呀，我諗唔多唔少都有啲靚女嘅，今晚call齊阿君Michael一齊去打獵啦！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGagonZkhI
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其實我對這個糖水會興趣不大，因為這幾天宿舍的生活，或多或少都碰到不少女生，但要說能挑起我性趣的，可說是絕無僅有，而這些絕無僅有的女生，卻不是周Hall的。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCmd0zzDXK
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不過當然，認識多一個朋友也不是壞事，說不定可以朋友搭朋友，搭出一個美女來。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrRIJCNnBwX
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「糖水會幾點呀? 」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOh9jdLDgi
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「10點。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpXR1CXYzY
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我看了看錶，現在是八時半，肚子也有點餓，於是我道﹕「喂，肚餓，落樓下食個癲拿先啦。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WXg2LOxRc
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樂言問﹕「食飽仲點食糖水呀? 」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcNIIsxxrs
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我翻了翻白眼﹕「妖！你真係去食糖水咩? 你都係去食女啫！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD5nUjhnt7
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樂言哈哈一笑﹕「咁又係。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACChYYaTbS
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如是者，我們一行四人到了樓下hall can吃晚飯，吃過晚飯後就回到房間稍作休息。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrjMcWe0xRE
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樂言道﹕「喂，而家先9點3，仲有時間打返場喎。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1vJFBqBNQ
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我沒好氣道﹕「你幾時變咗做Michael㗎? 打咗成日都唔厭嘅? 」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0b4oXUVOae
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樂言打了一個飽嗝﹕「咁食飽飯無嘢做吖嘛，又未夠10點。」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYvqpYJLb3
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「你同佢兩個打啦，我唔打啦。」不想打機又無所事事，唯有看看網絡小說吧。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAYxIw6L6k
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我打開了《紙言》的網頁，看看有甚麼有趣的小說可以消磨時間。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEjK0pan5P
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《我老婆教我追女仔》? 這個故事名倒有趣，是關於甚麼的?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCu7HbJkTTz
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正當我拿起手機，準備按下心儀女孩的電話向她表白時，一個神秘少女突然從暗處跑出，以閃電的速度搶去我的手機逃走。當我抓到她時，她竟然說她是我老婆，還要教我如何追到女神? ！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmy6xObR4v
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是愛情故事嗎? 應該頗有看頭吧?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJ3IitYzQP
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我點擊進去，才看了序章的第一句，我就呆住了。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgb2nLNyiBq
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各位好，我叫陳洛鋒，現就讀於浸大BBA-Accounting的Year 1。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCl0Py1h2jE
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故事的主角也叫陳洛鋒? 而且又是唸BU Accounting的Year 1? 這不是跟我一樣嗎?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfatQmbQyr
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我馬上繼續閱讀下去，發現序章所說的主角–『陳洛鋒』的情況跟我完全一模一樣，無論是戀愛經驗，中學時的情況還是選讀大學時的想法和結果，都跟我完全相同。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTTmfclRA5
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就只有序章? 沒有了嗎? 可惡！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEg5M26vjXb
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到底是甚麼回事? 這個故事是我寫的嗎? 怎麼說的都是我的事情? 這個作者到底是誰?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWOXOexqCJ
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我馬上查看一下，看見是「羊先生」三個字。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8BLbrep3D
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羊先生? 是誰? 我根本不認識，而且這個是筆名吧?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1egd6V65eH
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對了！這裏有他的facebook專頁，點進去看看吧。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiuU3Rh8fC
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我進入了他的專頁，發現這個專頁還沒有多少人氣，只得十數個like而已，看來這個專頁才剛剛建立。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiTtUMfwFk
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咦? 羊先生說高登是實時出文，那麼高登的進度比紙言快吧。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvKprVhGY5H
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我馬上點進高登看看，卻發生網頁錯誤。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt7WVb4RyJU
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搞甚麼飛機? 這個時候才網頁錯誤！775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXvLNV21Onb
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我又重試一遍，還是不行。於是我將我想到的辦法試了一遍，包括重新開機、用另一個瀏覽器、用樂言的電腦、用手機上網等等，卻只是不能打開羊先生在高登發表的文章，但打開其他標題卻沒有這個問題。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqaF8v5KBO
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到底發生甚麼事? 羊先生究竟是誰? 為甚麼他會知道我的事情? 難道只是巧合? 沒可能吧，整個序章根本和我的經歷一模一樣，連想法都如實呈現，怎麽可能有這種巧合?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZNWtW03t9
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「喂，夠鐘啦，落去啦。」樂言站起來拍一拍我肩膊。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS21PLiQzL6
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「吓? 咁快? 」我看了看手錶，原來已經九時五十五分了。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ocqGYojN7
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我遇到一件很怪異的事情了，糖水會這些雞毛鴨蒜的小事就不要煩我吧。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWutRPkMlwf
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「係呀，行啦。」樂言沒有理會我在幹甚麼，就這樣將我推了出門。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsnkk3OO35
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「喂喂！我而家唔係好想去啦。」還是研究一下羊先生和這個故事為妙，為甚麼他會知道我的事情?775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gOaLyX93i
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樂言像是沒聽到我說甚麼一樣，繼續拉著我﹕「你唔係淆底吖? 又話要初戀? 而家哥哥帶你去搵初戀啦。」接著他又拍了阿君他們的房門，喊道﹕「喂！行啦！」775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlkdCab4s7
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阿君和Michael兩人應聲而出，就這樣我就被他們三個脅持下去。775Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpqgLKZdUQ
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