Response to #3
"Sweetheart, I doubt that you've even discovered your own opposable thumbs because you're so low on the evolutionary chain. With an insult like that, you must still be in the Ardipithecus branch. Your brain is still tinier than a chimp's judging by your terrible joke of a disparagement... I doubt you know what disparagement means, or how to spell it, perhaps I should find a smaller word to use though."776Please respect copyright.PENANAWrgkvOxIVb
A/N: Thank goodness for genetics classes. Also when someone calls me stupid I tend to use all of my knowledge and shove it in their face because I am not less intelligent than someone that comes up with an insult that blatantly obvious. I like to think of myself as a sass queen of sorts.776Please respect copyright.PENANAf492wx6wW3