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No Plagiarism!W3OkAySE8HL2t9i8IpInposted on PENANA 我自己返到屋企之後,苦思良久,不停咀嚼的士佬嘅說話…8964 copyright protection379PENANAjZVIN2Eeyx 維尼
唔通我真係自己呃緊自己?8964 copyright protection379PENANAzBhMAbxyn3 維尼
唔通我對肥婆同crystal都有意思?8964 copyright protection379PENANAcj8GemMMUn 維尼
咁阿欣呢?8964 copyright protection379PENANAoRP851mlVu 維尼
一直以嚟我覺得自己個心都係喺阿欣到,所以容唔落佢以外嘅其他人…8964 copyright protection379PENANAshhxoBP5Wv 維尼
唉,庸人自擾,少諗為妙。8964 copyright protection379PENANAYGxuTOSNPO 維尼
「嗰個人你識架?有咩事?」肥婆whatsapp問我。8964 copyright protection379PENANA4a3VHEHlA5 維尼
「無…之前搭的士識…」其實我都唔知點樣解釋我同的士佬嘅關係…8964 copyright protection379PENANASM03TL7PGp 維尼
「下?搭的士都識到人?咁…佢捉你走做咩…?」肥婆問。8964 copyright protection379PENANAzhjVfo8qCF 維尼
「無呀…佢去拜山想搵個人陪之嘛…」唔知由幾時開始,我講大話講得好自然…8964 copyright protection379PENANAsuWKdPdpAN 維尼
隱瞞真相,都係大話嘅一種…8964 copyright protection379PENANAOmzo61zz8l 維尼
唉…8964 copyright protection379PENANA2MJPqYUk0E 維尼
「哦…咁你而家返到去咩?」肥婆問。8964 copyright protection379PENANAfrtTzgVS0n 維尼
「返到喇,準備沖涼…」8964 copyright protection379PENANATcIQY27jfk 維尼
「咁你休息下啦,今日sorry呀…」肥婆講。8964 copyright protection379PENANACfoPRFjNhl 維尼
「點解要講sorry?」我問。8964 copyright protection379PENANAMFqQkbTNbF 維尼
「因為我好似搞到個氣氛唔係咁好…」8964 copyright protection379PENANAF8VhUKdIb7 維尼
「唔會啦,係我要講sorry就真,無諗過你地根本唔熟,又無問過你地就約晒兩個人…」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAzIAwpFMQGy 維尼
「我ok架…不過係有啲怕陌生…」肥婆講。8964 copyright protection379PENANA7UraaTUUSd 維尼
「其實…」8964 copyright protection379PENANAvX3n0QDsmI 維尼
「?」8964 copyright protection379PENANAnRpesx84Cm 維尼
「其實係我今日唔記得咗約咗你…然後又口快快應承咗crystal…因為唔好意思放任何一邊飛機…所以先叫晒你地出嚟…我起初真係以為你地會玩得埋…但無諗過搞到咁僵…」我將真相向肥婆坦白,有嘢瞞住佢實在太辛苦。8964 copyright protection379PENANAElk2h9jPzr 維尼
「好啦,原諒你啦~」8964 copyright protection379PENANAaXmipfwCf2 維尼
「真?」8964 copyright protection379PENANANiSkxSmGrI 維尼
「係呀,我咁小氣嘅咩?」肥婆講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAnzFBuuH2Kw 維尼
「咁就好…」8964 copyright protection379PENANAMvptiRnMfH 維尼
「你快啲沖涼喇,我屋企都開飯喇,晏啲傾。」8964 copyright protection379PENANA6nlEXx5bRL 維尼
呼…8964 copyright protection379PENANAU0aJk1MZaL 維尼
同肥婆坦白之後,總感覺鬆咗一口氣,但唔知點解,個心仲係好似俾舊石壓住咁…8964 copyright protection379PENANANjFHd1iRGp 維尼
「喂阿仔,你今日唔係出街咩?」老媽子問我。8964 copyright protection379PENANAM2UiyzBMkR 維尼
「係呀,返咗嚟喇…」8964 copyright protection379PENANAjvxIloIUN3 維尼
「你話你今日出街,我仲以為出一日添,無煮你飯喎。」8964 copyright protection379PENANA7for1mqE1K 維尼
老媽子無煮我飯!?8964 copyright protection379PENANAr9XtwtxZlr 維尼
呢期我出街都係同肥婆出,而出親都係一日…換言之,喺肥婆老媽子嘅角度都一樣…8964 copyright protection379PENANAsQJSJ0TVhT 維尼
咁佢屋企應該都係無煮佢飯…8964 copyright protection379PENANA2iXofiQXJn 維尼
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我係唔係諗多咗…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAUIsle7Em7n 維尼
定係肥婆以食飯為借口嚟終止同我嘅對話…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAb55RgAVVJP 維尼
肥婆其實…係嬲緊…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAaSGPXuoRCS 維尼
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點解我個心會咁唔安落…?點解我個心會咁唔舒服…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAtpiYM1Ugea 維尼
唔通…我真係鍾意咗肥婆…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAfGDHaU2qim 維尼
咁crystal呢?我同crystal嘅關係又係點樣…?8964 copyright protection379PENANA5eF0PnEGRv 維尼
機友?老死個ex?朋友?8964 copyright protection379PENANASnf6fylWNV 維尼
我到底係以一個目光看待crystal…連自己都搞唔清楚…8964 copyright protection379PENANAhcQcGc8tlG 維尼
我好鍾意同crystal一齊打機,同佢嘅默契不下於我同J鋒…而且crystal真係一個靚女嚟,如果crystal對我有感覺…我會點呢…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAUh2kBJJScU 維尼
屌…真係好撚煩…毒撚最忌有自信,都係沖個涼屙個屎先算…8964 copyright protection379PENANAmMBl40E8H9 維尼
扭開花灑,熱水淋漓而下…熱水爐真係全宇宙最偉大嘅發明。8964 copyright protection379PENANAee4fqxmiFJ 維尼
我成個人淋浴喺熱水入面,諗起阿欣,諗起肥婆,諗起crystal,諗起J鋒…8964 copyright protection379PENANAlC0fb0YAPL 維尼
話時話,唔知J鋒話搞嗰個三個人嘅同學會幾時搞…?8964 copyright protection379PENANAGNZJ23NiKP 維尼
就算我而家幾煩惱都好,都一定要撚到條八婆一地都無,以洩我小學所受嘅屈辱!8964 copyright protection379PENANATJxmbN0m0c 維尼
「喂,約到amy條八婆喇,你星期五夜晚得唔得閒?」沖完涼之後就收到J鋒個whatsapp。8964 copyright protection379PENANA2eOQpTi7GU 維尼
我個心加速跳得好快,隻手仲有啲震…完全係因為我等咗十幾年嘅報仇機會終於都到!8964 copyright protection379PENANAZWEyGxDaKq 維尼
amy,我要話俾你知咩係真、男、人!8964 copyright protection379PENANADFosM6DMXp 維尼
「有無咩策略?」我覆返J鋒。8964 copyright protection379PENANAVvK8j6m9rL 維尼
「條八婆一定會姣鳩我架喇,到時我會係咁俾說話佢聽,你幫下佢口,此消彼長,佢或者會對你產生好感嘅…但我都唔太肯定…」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAunYbaRGqBk 維尼
「你咁講好hurt我架喎!」8964 copyright protection379PENANATh7dXsCPVn 維尼
「屌,你都慣架啦。」8964 copyright protection379PENANAhJG8DpZovX 維尼
「又真…」8964 copyright protection379PENANAzdsgPZ21PD 維尼
「到時執生啦,條八婆對眼生喺額頭,一時三刻我都諗唔到有咩方法可以令你徹底玩殘佢。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANA2BOMHzRZVc 維尼
「你有無同佢講我都會去架?廢事一陣一嚟就插我一嘢問點解我喺度就真係霸氣盡失…」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAoNsbcIPR7o 維尼
「有講呀,佢ok呀,不過條八婆小學嗰陣就咁重心計,唔知佢咩葫蘆賣咩藥。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANArWPFtOBdkC 維尼
「放心啦,我今時唔同往日,多咗好多同女仔相處嘅經驗!」8964 copyright protection379PENANATwW8XaF2W4 維尼
「你指你同肥婆?」8964 copyright protection379PENANAwROCmzyxNc 維尼
「係…」仲有crystal,不過我唔好意思講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAdwOzpTtnTC 維尼
「咁睇你表演喇飛少。」8964 copyright protection379PENANArhdExmX6Y8 維尼
轉眼間,嚟到小學同學聚會當日。8964 copyright protection379PENANAU1WfoROA44 維尼
我同J鋒早早就到咗銅鑼灣廣場二期,等緊amy。8964 copyright protection379PENANAaBQvrki3XK 維尼
「屌,我越嚟越緊張…」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAU9M36zphFi 維尼
「平常心啦,你當amy係肥婆咁咪得囉。」8964 copyright protection379PENANAiChRszRfo5 維尼
聽到J鋒講呢句,我個心大大力咁泵咗一下…如果當amy係肥婆咁相處…得咩?8964 copyright protection379PENANAhKLzTtVAv9 維尼
等咗一陣間,我同J鋒都見到對面馬路有兩個著到成隻雞咁嘅女仔,裝扮同之前2k1q嗰個ashley好似。8964 copyright protection379PENANAd8eJDxcvTe 維尼
佢地一路行過嚟,然之後其中一個對住我地打招呼。8964 copyright protection379PENANAPhFou2cvvg 維尼
「嚟喇。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAmZMjAz6LsM 維尼
「喂phillp仔,好耐無見~」amy行到我同J鋒面前,首先同我嚟一個下馬威。8964 copyright protection379PENANAIHW5x2kmDz 維尼
乜撚嘢phillip仔,叫我phillip哥!8964 copyright protection379PENANAsMZRsws20U 維尼
當然,我只係心諗。8964 copyright protection379PENANA2Hxg5fxUCr 維尼
amy大個咗之後仲保留住細個時候精緻嘅輪廓,不過就硬係有陣閪味散發出嚟,相由心生可能就係咁解,而估唔到嘅係,佢帶多咗個女仔嚟,無佢咁靚,但都係有得屌個個都會屌嗰類。8964 copyright protection379PENANAhm2FXcAb9S 維尼
「佢係?」J鋒問。8964 copyright protection379PENANAZ6L1Ce8ist 維尼
「佢係kelly呀!同班同學嚟架!嗰陣仲坐過phillip仔隔離嘅呢~」amy講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAwOSwGXId9L 維尼
「hi~好多年無見~」8964 copyright protection379PENANAYxYmZIY9iZ 維尼
屌,你係kelly?你就係俾條八婆amy講兩講就投我做最差最唔想交往嗰個kelly!?8964 copyright protection379PENANAzLQmGgGjZD 維尼
今晚真係大豐收,兩條八婆,睇我點樣一箭雙鵰!8964 copyright protection379PENANAjLCCjhzxpW 維尼
當然,我諗就兇狠。8964 copyright protection379PENANA5IfuX8zRam 維尼
「係呀…哈哈…好多年無見…」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAaO4jE8mDbr 維尼
「但我book咗三個咋喎。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAbJ45gGTpuS 維尼
「book三個同book四個咪一樣係坐四人檯!」amy講。8964 copyright protection379PENANA3MYci1GPmz 維尼
「是但啦咁。」8964 copyright protection379PENANACuf7mM4M8C 維尼
然之後我地就上咗去一間日式放題餐廳。8964 copyright protection379PENANAumaoSX6iJW 維尼
「係呢,你地呢幾年點呀?」amy問。8964 copyright protection379PENANAMMPlcEpAuz 維尼
「咪又係咁。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANATOQIzqttOK 維尼
「phillip仔呢?」8964 copyright protection379PENANAokZVFyX7bS 維尼
「咪又係咁。」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAE1wKAOZqzl 維尼
估唔到同小學同學聚會係咁撚尷尬嘅一件事,十鳩幾年無見,一見返都唔知講咩好,不過唔緊要,我醉翁之意不在酒,我係要撚臭amy條八婆!!!8964 copyright protection379PENANALe0KRFvfIG 維尼
「你地飲咩?我去幫你地拎埋。」kelly講。8964 copyright protection379PENANADoGOvzeqBL 維尼
「唔使啦,我拎,你坐低嗌嘢食。」我講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAihhQ91KNbX 維尼
「飲酒啦,我就係貪呢間嘢酒都係任飲。」J鋒講。8964 copyright protection379PENANAU6aL0VtVbp 維尼
「ok。」8964 copyright protection379PENANAUz9rEssg8z 維尼
「ok~」amy同kelly異口同聲,從來都無咩女可以拒絕J鋒嘅提案。8964 copyright protection379PENANAoNS1zfaKY0 維尼
不過佢地咁爽快就正合我意,自問都算係飲得,一陣你一罐我一罐灌鳩醉amy令佢出洋相嘅機會都大增。8964 copyright protection379PENANAIxvU6eWDRq 維尼
「係呢,你地係咪去咗做雞呀?著到咁嘅?」我坐返埋位之後J鋒就開口問。8964 copyright protection379PENANACSRAy07hGQ 維尼
睇嚟今晚勢必引起一場腥風血雨。8964 copyright protection379PENANAdD4pT7TLLy 維尼
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