"Lights, camera, action!"
Terri shuffles the papers and gulps. A rather small but familiar menacing Parvus Felis sits in front of him. They slouch in the chair and groan.244Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw77CZUWwo
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"So when are we starting this crap? I don't have all day" they ask, scoffing.
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Terri laughs nervously and straightens himself. He clears his throat and begins.
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"Welcome everyone to Friday Night with Terri! Today's special guest is the one. The only...Hazu!" He starts.
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The crowd gives applause but remains silent afterward. Terri gulps and straightens the blue tie on his suit. He rubs the back ear and eyes Hazu, nervously.
"Um, well before we begin. Hazu can you tell us a little about yourself?" He asks.
Hazu slouches further in the chair. He snorts then looks at the crowd. "One, I don't have anything nice to say. Two, why am I here? THREE! CAN I GO HOME!" He yowls.
Terri jumps behind his seat and peeks behind it. "W-well. Never mind! Uh...first question! W-what brings you here t-today?" He asks stuttering and trying to avoid Hazu's piercing glare.
Hazu hisses and unsheathes his claws. "I was minding my own business until one of you no good, tail stomping, ear-biting, irritating, furry jackasses grabbed me! WHY AM I HERE?!" He exclaims, snarling.
Terri looks down at his feet and shivers. He just needed to get through three more questions. The crowd was getting scared and on top of that they were live on television. He knew Hazu was the type to not care. This cat was filled with pure hatred and malice. He had the rage to rip open fifteen cans of spicy tuna if he wanted to. He was no laughing matter.
"AH! OKAY, NEXT QUESTION! WHAT ARE YOU HOBBIES?!" he shouts. Terri digs his claws into his head, shaking.
Hazu growls, digging his claws into the chair. A security guard takes a few steps towards him and he lashes out. The Felis guard scrambles to their feet and leaps off stage, landing into the crowd. A few screams are heard and Hazu stands up on the chair."
"I'm starting to get pissed off. If you don't let me leave in the next two freaking seconds. I WILL UNLEASH THE GATES OF HELL UPON YOU! DO YOU HEAR MEEEE?!" He screams.
Terri curls up in a ball and lays there, silently crying. "I'm sorry! They grabbed you for this stupid interview. I swear I didn't know it was you! Please spare me!" He sobs.
Hazu begins laughing maniacally and the whole studio lights up on fire. The crowd screams and begins pushing and shoving each other. The door flies open and a swarm of bees flies in.
"THE BEESSSS! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Hazu laughs. "BURN! EVERYTHING BURN!"
Terri screams and leaps off the stage, running out of the building.
Hazu tackles one of the guards and digs his claws into their back. The Felis guard yowls and throws him off. Another guard runs up and tazes him or at least he thought he did. The guard twitches as the other guard releases the tazer.
"BY MY MEOW MIX BRETHREN! I'M SO SORRY!" The guard sobs, holding the other guard in his arms.
The flames increase and the crowd pushes through the doors. The bees follow after, flying away to freedom.
Hazu runs out and climbs the studio building. He raises his paws and head to the sky. "MAY YOU ALL BOW DOWN TO MY GREATNESS. YOU ARE ALL COWARDS AND THERE IS NO ESCAPING MY UNYIELDING WRATH!" He yowls.
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