x
No Plagiarism!VsYsyPhz4GpCMeACAk0Xposted on PENANA 愚人節,在字面上看上去像是蠢人才會過的日子,但事實上是大家一起作弄,不,是人類互相作弄的日子。8964 copyright protection115PENANAEckio0SxN7 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANACUqluci2ZJ
8964 copyright protection115PENANAIbxmp4RVTY 維尼
在之前的好幾百年,墨麟都沒有接觸過這些奇怪的...習俗。8964 copyright protection115PENANA8Mj2RePhkz 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAa2PkUPw6Bl
8964 copyright protection115PENANAsxGSyoTtQG 維尼
不過今年嘛......誰讓他遇上了一個人類?8964 copyright protection115PENANAf5ECooo6CX 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAcgtkcGZw98
8964 copyright protection115PENANAr0E0Uh20kV 維尼
不過要是可以的話,他還是想回家去。8964 copyright protection115PENANAT73My0GsYe 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAlLLuUiKFuC
8964 copyright protection115PENANAyLTzr7DQu8 維尼
是的,不知道為什麼這個無聊的日子,人類打工的地方有人提議要開派對,而他更不明白為什麼人類要把他也帶上。8964 copyright protection115PENANATPsbpX9LX8 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAqzEfg7FfGk
8964 copyright protection115PENANAOEoo4mle7I 維尼
美其名曰:「墨麟也可以吃好點嘛,一直跟著我只有雞肉可以吃。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAzxT7wBTLNw 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAzwDO9z7NDS
8964 copyright protection115PENANAd5njC2SNRg 維尼
但你的腦子是不是抽了呢?8964 copyright protection115PENANA6w97622L0t 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAswXEHDWcZP
8964 copyright protection115PENANAvZUpD8lMhh 維尼
在正常人的眼中,一隻貓能吃什麼人吃的東西?8964 copyright protection115PENANAusWoS3YqxN 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAMUFi2oXJtb
8964 copyright protection115PENANAYRuv4VWthC 維尼
更何況在一家便利店中,他有什麼可以吃?8964 copyright protection115PENANAmZONCZxPpk 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAhUfpOMJQ7R
8964 copyright protection115PENANAbMAYLFLzM3 維尼
墨麟繼續盯著自家人類看,他怕他看到面前那些貓糧、貓罐頭、肉泥條還有草...他會忍不住打人。8964 copyright protection115PENANAFBM3UohBtu 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANApN4HM5vol3
8964 copyright protection115PENANAMFiu8qi4VG 維尼
「哈哈...抱歉啊墨麟,我是真的忘了,忘了你在其他人眼中是一隻貓......」暮言覺得這樣好像不太有說服力,畢竟兩人都一起生活了大半年了...8964 copyright protection115PENANAxmXT5REAUS 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAdGSX9bGK6D
8964 copyright protection115PENANAH12ZGBahiQ 維尼
但就是因為一起生活久了,所以更容易忘記了他是一隻貓啊......8964 copyright protection115PENANA34tZPt75JL 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAk58obVkDVW
8964 copyright protection115PENANA4ko5HxxnAm 維尼
墨麟沒有回應,甚至扭頭不想看到人。8964 copyright protection115PENANARs6WAGSaov 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAifyoQxSdIu
8964 copyright protection115PENANANS3Va2CTFR 維尼
「啊......」就在暮言不知所措的時候,令墨麟更火大的人來了。8964 copyright protection115PENANAnXn8zFwvrL 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA0C6VPmVtog
8964 copyright protection115PENANA2KVPG84NfH 維尼
「暮言,怎麼了?貓貓還是不肯吃啊?」店長拿著發出誘人香氣的烤雞腿走過來。8964 copyright protection115PENANAx69xKiqjmo 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAYg6venqdST
8964 copyright protection115PENANAZGuyt0gcs3 維尼
「咕......」墨麟立馬被吸引了,喉間更是發出了低吼。8964 copyright protection115PENANA7q8YYraI3r 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAqOdRBVqmkV
8964 copyright protection115PENANAkulO7t9505 維尼
店長也發現了,撕下好一大塊肉塞進了暮言的口中並說:「這不是貓貓該吃的東西。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAgMo7hau5zb 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAcqM8MGuVtF
8964 copyright protection115PENANA27AkUrEn0K 維尼
墨麟怒了,不讓他吃幹嘛要拿過來?還當著他的面喂給他家的人類?!8964 copyright protection115PENANAxxW81P4u8U 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAcWpIQyYQhC
8964 copyright protection115PENANAA9hsglsDg5 維尼
「呃呃!」感覺大戰一觸即發,暮言趕快咽下中口的肉塊,然後攔了在兩隻生物之間。8964 copyright protection115PENANAvS4Sx4Gapw 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAYyc996GYW7
8964 copyright protection115PENANArnwBZw2qoJ 維尼
「店長,這邊我哄哄就是了,謝謝你的雞腿。」想法很美好,在店長手中接過雞腿,然後請店長離開,他再喂給墨麟就好了。8964 copyright protection115PENANAEweBoqFy44 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA34RlLlcuYH
8964 copyright protection115PENANAhSUUok9gcb 維尼
可是現實卻是骨感的......8964 copyright protection115PENANAylcqVxNlgX 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANArZC8w67gOg
8964 copyright protection115PENANAelB4ualyJS 維尼
「你別以為我不知道你想做什麼,暮言我跟你說,貓貓真的不能別這個,他們會得腎病的。」店長把雞腿放到了身後。8964 copyright protection115PENANArv4Jli84bf 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAl2XX66EhKT
8964 copyright protection115PENANAibAW3Cn7uX 維尼
不...請你不要再說了.....8964 copyright protection115PENANAVXeIAmSLdI 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANANKrjttUDKv
8964 copyright protection115PENANAMW3hoqQjkm 維尼
暮言已經很清楚的感到了墨麟的不爽,店長再說下去今天可能就要發生血案了......8964 copyright protection115PENANA3cx6sEXOdB 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANALbFmHPWtW2
8964 copyright protection115PENANAA6nKyfxjmY 維尼
「啊?怎麼貓咪不吃啊?我看了一下貓糧還未過期的啊。」一直等不到店長回去切雞的彩虹毛也過來了,還語不驚死人不休的。8964 copyright protection115PENANA6bzXBEiFGb 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAE1kVLB0RDL
8964 copyright protection115PENANA7ttxzGUnL2 維尼
「什麼過期貓糧啊。」店長不解。8964 copyright protection115PENANAnX4hUhSIwQ 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA8Rtutf35Ep
8964 copyright protection115PENANAza2eHkzwkX 維尼
彩虹毛騷了騷頭:「我明明有看到到期日是今天的啊,未過十二點不算過期啊。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAaw8r1Sxq1o 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANADvl5YPbUzJ
8964 copyright protection115PENANAIyNNPkG0la 維尼
店長反應過來了:「你...你是說這些是我前些日子叫他拿去後巷喂流浪貓的那些?」8964 copyright protection115PENANAhC3ZaE63mZ 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANANcqsjxaiWY
8964 copyright protection115PENANA8DcyCtdPzS 維尼
墨麟的臉也是黑得不能再黑。8964 copyright protection115PENANAUQABMDkbZt 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA3I84rqSK4d
8964 copyright protection115PENANAFYo6VZCSVc 維尼
「就是那些啊~還能吃嘛,何必給新的?」彩虹毛還是不覺得有什麼問題。8964 copyright protection115PENANAVHSGCZm8s3 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAkH00fwXY2g
8964 copyright protection115PENANA9wjIU4Iq5c 維尼
雖然暮言不認為墨麟不吃是因為那上東西是快要過期的關係......不過再讓他們說下去,總感覺會發生什麼不得了的事......8964 copyright protection115PENANANNor14Opgc 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAODPcxBYwR8
8964 copyright protection115PENANAEx6hVguwB1 維尼
然而一旁吵的兩人並沒有感到暮言的心情,店長還更大聲地說:「這不是正好讓貓貓給我新入的貨品當一下試吃嗎?」8964 copyright protection115PENANA5imjQZcd93 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAEh5ASmrqBt
8964 copyright protection115PENANAULNiaT8D0e 維尼
原來店長叫我帶上墨麟是為了試貓食...很好,一個是給過期貨,一個是當試驗品...嗯,不管了,不讓墨麟出氣,等回好受的可是自己啊。8964 copyright protection115PENANANiFcYM8ysE 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAzHzUcqTeIJ
8964 copyright protection115PENANAq8LZeBZBNO 維尼
抱著這樣的想法,暮言默默地走開,在眼角餘光中,他看到了墨麟站起來了,還舔了舔爪子。8964 copyright protection115PENANAuSTYXh8HwJ 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAmM5AD5EEhr
8964 copyright protection115PENANA620cBmMgmi 維尼
然後一陣雞飛貓抓。8964 copyright protection115PENANApjsHVkKSTL 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAv89sdEJkyX
8964 copyright protection115PENANAMgLocPxL44 維尼
便利店中傳出了兩男子驚慌的尖叫和貓的怒吼,連帶著貨場之中的東西掉落。8964 copyright protection115PENANAFXg4ejCh3j 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAUs4B9mhfPk
8964 copyright protection115PENANAAp81Jrwjke 維尼
暮言還是狠不下心把休息室的門關上。8964 copyright protection115PENANAcUw2mXwYEN 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA1DQwgDAU8E
8964 copyright protection115PENANA7sGK7vuhoi 維尼
店長還好,他不是墨麟的重點追擊對象,只是揚言那不是過期貓糧的彩虹毛就......8964 copyright protection115PENANA7JL4x5uNCI 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAv6AxILdijK
8964 copyright protection115PENANAIpMH13eGqR 維尼
只見墨麟鋒利的爪子一下下的往彩虹毛的頭上招呼過去。8964 copyright protection115PENANAdGNg92kNt9 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAViPAdIBRQn
8964 copyright protection115PENANA3oMCa966KR 維尼
而彩虹毛也不愧是屬鳥的,後靠扭腰轉身,硬是沒有讓墨麟打中他的頭,反而是身上的衣服多了幾條抓痕,不過對他而已,沒了衣服也一定沒有髮型毀了來得嚴重......8964 copyright protection115PENANAljGpfZtecS 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA8dMiG29kaJ
8964 copyright protection115PENANA9yieSwohhk 維尼
在一邊吃花生的店長直呼可惜:「要是暮言你家的貓可以把他給抓禿就好,老賓說,他一天天的轉個顏色轉得我眼都花了。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAgfq9FbAXWL 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAFhoEZbsXrT
8964 copyright protection115PENANAlQiwDDTgFH 維尼
完全沒想過店長會有這種可怕想法的彩虹毛聽到了,身形不住的一僵,硬是讓墨麟鑽了空子,一口咬上了彩虹毛的腰....下方。8964 copyright protection115PENANAOW8J2gc5iC 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAVFg8ETsaO2
8964 copyright protection115PENANAthlX8PLmLr 維尼
「啊!」8964 copyright protection115PENANAVPdWQdpHf5 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAGoDerhWh1H
8964 copyright protection115PENANAEc9FFDqvx3 維尼
「靠!」8964 copyright protection115PENANAH3IZYdRszq 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA0kNQq86gRa
8964 copyright protection115PENANA0zBl8WgPGg 維尼
兩道聲音同時發出。8964 copyright protection115PENANAubr9dYb2tq 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAya4YJ1xUSW
8964 copyright protection115PENANA5YoK8qT7jb 維尼
暮言一看,要糟,立即的跑上前,一把將墨麟抱住,小聲的在他耳邊說:「別鬧。」8964 copyright protection115PENANAaP1jJSZQbb 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAkw673GzL4w
8964 copyright protection115PENANA2OuOFfRYPA 維尼
不小心爆粗口的墨麟也知道自己闖禍了,默默地將頭埋進了暮言的懷中,還呸了好幾下嘴。8964 copyright protection115PENANAtLsQUihgXh 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANARsUhOG9hn7
8964 copyright protection115PENANAkUF6LS6aEG 維尼
喵的,他居然咬到了一個男人的屁股!8964 copyright protection115PENANA1nYfJNtiLR 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAMnGmAWMFDB
8964 copyright protection115PENANAA1qVrxTIuC 維尼
店長也被嚇了好一大跳,他只是說說,並沒有真的希望暮言的貓傷人,聽說傷人的動物是要被人道毀滅的。8964 copyright protection115PENANAbvXLGmHotF 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAtGPLoHer28
8964 copyright protection115PENANAZncQkhY3gi 維尼
彩虹毛還在捂著屁股上上下下的跳著。8964 copyright protection115PENANAIBzmnCbP2j 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAI8XoyA2Wfm
8964 copyright protection115PENANAt2gHTWitd5 維尼
看來是沒有人發現剛剛墨麟說話了...8964 copyright protection115PENANAwUPnf6RgIZ 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAyLgZblRhl4
8964 copyright protection115PENANAX1lOkqzjip 維尼
有這樣認知,暮言大大地鬆了口氣,轉頭就見到台長把彩虹毛的褲子給扒了,露出了好大又圓的一臀。8964 copyright protection115PENANAYJoFGM19LK 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAsOvYEytb1c
8964 copyright protection115PENANAGqoxZQrSYp 維尼
感覺視覺受到了十萬點的暴擊......8964 copyright protection115PENANAPw6j9fTtQC 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAvgzWBWzlJX
8964 copyright protection115PENANAt6BjyV8Lzv 維尼
不過上頭又白又滑的,並沒有傷口,暮言頓時放下心頭大石。8964 copyright protection115PENANApGB2gbP0UJ 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAZB4mFPS6R7
8964 copyright protection115PENANAWhDUBb1Vk7 維尼
到了這個地步,只有三人一貓的派對也開不下去,暮言草草地跟兩人說了聲便帶著墨麟離開了。8964 copyright protection115PENANAeYrKLzDImi 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAyFUb5w9yK6
8964 copyright protection115PENANARWkjfnZoja 維尼
一路上,墨麟還沉醉在他咬了一個男人的屁股的噁心感上,不想跟暮言有任何交流,著言也不能強迫社交,只好由著他。8964 copyright protection115PENANAklUaCR6y3h 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANACxcNDcRkS9
8964 copyright protection115PENANAwdW7v6LhH3 維尼
就連回到家,墨麟跑進廁所搞自閉了他也不打擾,只是嘆了一口氣,把在便利店順回來的烤雞給弄熱了,給放到墨麟的碗裡,自己也去休息了。8964 copyright protection115PENANAPx83YRUtYV 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANADNEdkhEYFS
8964 copyright protection115PENANA7aFmpjSe4n 維尼
墨麟漱了三次口,終於覺得嘴裡舒服了些,一出廁所便見到了人類給他準備的食物。8964 copyright protection115PENANAXMnGM3iCJj 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAZ659WoLr92
8964 copyright protection115PENANAFnMJrBS9IS 維尼
原來他都有記著......8964 copyright protection115PENANAaNzj687coO 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAIl4yaYrdoC
8964 copyright protection115PENANANoOUnlGmvc 維尼
瞄了一眼已經在床上躺平了的人類,墨麟慢條斯理的去享用他的大餐。8964 copyright protection115PENANAGxCxgcTFh2 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA8gvh7Sp9fT
8964 copyright protection115PENANALMXb9F0skJ 維尼
雖然用微波爐翻熱,令烤雞的皮失去了可口的鬆脆感,但是上頭有著人類一番的心意。8964 copyright protection115PENANA4NyYiALhkp 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANABy7AoOW8Yc
8964 copyright protection115PENANADLOYCEIOPy 維尼
墨麟心滿意足的把大肥雞給啃得剩下了骨頭,然後出去獵野去。8964 copyright protection115PENANAx7HcnEZARS 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANABzQk2vFnPh
8964 copyright protection115PENANAscvpju2Vqt 維尼
暮言難得的沒有早課,一直睡到了太陽照上了臉才悠悠醒來。8964 copyright protection115PENANAHaHH9GhebC 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAlIH17TH51R
8964 copyright protection115PENANArCwOVAS7zy 維尼
難得的假期,他也想賴一下床啊....8964 copyright protection115PENANAoArbwELXBN 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAXZfXrBRHP7
8964 copyright protection115PENANA561IZodga6 維尼
抱著這樣的想法,他當即抱著棉被翻了個身,可是臉上卻貼上了一圈毛。8964 copyright protection115PENANAYAeOwcdRDp 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAPrZRaqcmYC
8964 copyright protection115PENANAKvVIDc0Eh6 維尼
本還以為是墨麟跑上來一起睡了,卻在將毛團圈進懷中時發現大小不對。8964 copyright protection115PENANACmQFXXRJE5 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAZ14TdAqwhz
8964 copyright protection115PENANACAcmb6bkqa 維尼
墨麟可是比這毛團大多了......8964 copyright protection115PENANAXX9v6xnd4i 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZfM2RKDBZ
8964 copyright protection115PENANAWOuqgtY4Kk 維尼
一時間還未完全清醒的暮言,睜眼就看下看去。8964 copyright protection115PENANAWqUzsL2izH 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAfw74DBEvPk
8964 copyright protection115PENANAlb897qg1mb 維尼
一隻死不閉目的老鼠就跟他直接來了個對視。8964 copyright protection115PENANAeamG8mB7Ek 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANARJDoebOuso
8964 copyright protection115PENANADprMKn90WS 維尼
「啊!!!!!」暮言的慘叫直上天宵,要不是有墨麟的結界,大概就是整橦危樓都要被叫倒了。8964 copyright protection115PENANA5HhGveMuhV 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAZSiYvNs9P5
8964 copyright protection115PENANAzxFl2rAMHw 維尼
而黑貓卻反常的沒有嫌吵,還踏著愉快的貓步跳上了一邊的櫃頂,居高臨下的看著被他幻化的死老鼠嚇得掉下了床的暮言,勾起了一道略帶嘲諷的笑。8964 copyright protection115PENANA7ywkcsU7tI 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANAz6N36XQuBN
8964 copyright protection115PENANAeHkPcB0Hna 維尼
「愚人節快樂!」8964 copyright protection115PENANAxx8lKNqmcN 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANARD7CfgFlqn
8964 copyright protection115PENANAkCE7jsHpIs 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANApiOlnlajfO
8964 copyright protection115PENANA0R8FoxHUQ8 維尼
================================8964 copyright protection115PENANA8dSMm9ex8Q 維尼
119Please respect copyright.PENANARRnSfKYHfp
8964 copyright protection115PENANA2aOKJaYvSR 維尼
後記:8964 copyright protection115PENANAdQmVWKMc77 維尼
言:我好心把雞弄了給你吃,你這樣回報我???8964 copyright protection115PENANAKEAQum9qWj 維尼
墨:這是人間貓咪的做法吧,我沒給你放(蹕)強,已經是對你很好?8964 copyright protection115PENANAqOYL9yCyVm 維尼
言:死老鼠多髒!8964 copyright protection115PENANA5dimlDwsbc 維尼
墨:所以是假的,都是我的妖力。8964 copyright protection115PENANAo9VfQp03uP 維尼
言:多嚇人!!!!8964 copyright protection115PENANAmkzmUUmCSs 維尼
墨:不然你比較想要(蹕)強?再說,都說了是愚人節,不嚇到你有意思嗎?8964 copyright protection115PENANAiDMjRdUT9D 維尼
言:你、說、得、很、有、道、理、我、無、言、而、對!8964 copyright protection115PENANAunSnbmZJfp 維尼
15.158.61.54
ns 15.158.61.54da2