Chapter 6
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Landed in Prague. Flight - insufferable. Filled with repellent proletariat nobody’s. The fucking great unwashed. She knew her worth was less than theirs, but fuck them anyway. Pigs. 242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOJax4N6i8
God.. The fucking Czech Republic, an inexhaustible epicentre of debauchery and retarded human sexuality. The scourge of humanity living in buildings conceived in the dreams of the greatest architects in the world, only to be spoiled by ungrateful and unknowing vagabonds and semen bandits.
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Whilst exchanging stories with a junkie she’d squatted with in a shooting gallery in Vienna she had heard rumours of the ‘Metropolitán Delicatessen’. A unisex den of evil and lycenchousness nestled in the browning bowels of Prague’s red light district. Once an underground fallout shelter during World War 2, it had since been reapropriated for patrons of less than conservative sexual behaviour.242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWNKBItUejQ
Subterranean and labyrynthian in its structure and depraved in its practice, Frankie thought this was as good a place as any to flex her ever insatiable muscle of voyuerism. She’d always sought redemptive pearls of humanity amongst the depravity, the muck and the mire.
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The pungent but slightly satisfying smell of pork fat filled the air and a faint crackling sound reminiscent of skin frying could be heard throughout the ‘venue’.242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4Ehoj8UJH
Black oily ropes hung from the ceiling like poisonous snakes. Discarded adrenaline syringes littered the floor. Presumably for the purpose of bringing a ‘chosen one’ back to life after being anally fucked into oblivion.242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiUkRkDTVIl
Daunting was a word unfit to encapsulate the essence of delicatessen. There was Jewish sorcery afoot.
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A stocky overweight grey skinned gaythlete approached Frankie.
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‘First time at Delicatessen?’
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‘Yes this is my first time.. feeling like a fish out of water at this point..’
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‘That’s ok madam, I remember being frazzled by my first time here, but once you learn the rules you’ll feel right at home.’
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‘Well then tell me what I need to know.’
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‘Ok let’s start with ‘Knighthood’
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‘In the gay community here, when an initiate has proved himself and demonstrated his ability to either power top or power bottom, he is inducted into the knighthood. Essentially the same as the Queen knighting a person with a sword on their shoulder and a few words are spoken. In the gay world the sword is substituted with an erect penis, but it’s all pretty much the same.’
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Frankie looked puzzled. ‘I thought this was a heterosexual sex club, I think there’s been a mistake.’
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‘No my dear, there’s no mistake, Delicatessen is a unisex club, we’re just required to tell you the gay rules first.’
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‘Right.. go on..’
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‘So next up we have the Hot pocket.’
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‘The game of hot pocket involves a group of men sitting in a circle of chairs whilst a younger man/initiate is passed around the circle getting fucked by each man for 10 minutes. The game continues until the participant either has a mental breakdown an/or defecates themselves, the man who is fucking the hot pocket at this time loses the game and is systematically fucked into oblivion by the group of men, excluding the exploded hot pocket participant.’
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‘Then you’ve got Angels, and this is where it gets very serious.’
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‘Not unlike umpires in a soccer game. Angels are observers and arbiters of the gay rituals. They hang from the ceiling with hooks in their back and their penis’s are injected with a stimulant known as kaverject, they are seen as demigods in the gay community, and to have a rock hard angel smiling upon you during a sex act is most often seen as a positive omen.’
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‘Oh oh and then there’s the Seers. These are shamanistic gay men who believe through heavy semen ingestion they are able to obtain powers of clairvoyance. I haven’t seen anyone achieve it yet, but god knows they try!’
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‘This is certainly a great deal to take in..’ Frankie looked at the gnomish grey poofta befuddled.
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‘I know my dear, but the club mandates we brief you on the more.. how do you say.. ‘complex’ aspects of Delicatessen.’
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‘I understand. You’re just doing your job.’
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‘Well I don’t actually work here, I’m just a regular gaythlete.’
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‘I’m not gonna even ask what that is, could you direct me to the heterosexual section?’
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‘Of course, I’m sorry to have rattled on.
Once you’ve traversed the labyrinth and consulted with the Minotaur, only then will the gates to the grotto be opened.’
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Frankie abruptly awoke to find herself in a soiled bed, the sound of screaming echoed the hallways of what seemed like another cheap boarding house. A needle clung to her arm by its tip. It had all been a dream she thought. Or had it?
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