"(Okay we had a project wherein we would write a ballad using a random word given by our teacher[which is booger in our case] then I was the one who wrote the ballad. Don't make me sing it tho.Annnnnd this is kinda long.)
"O, The Cursed Mysterious Booger!"532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOv9sYJLBQ
“O my lovely darling why would you leave your faithful lover?532Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVluZqIFDT
Why did you leave me so broken and bitter
I think I know why’d you leave me so sooner
O, it is this booger, this cursed mysterious booger!”
“Young, sweet, broken prince, you’ve been weeping since forever
How about sharing your story to this poor baker?
Who is this lovely darling of yours, I wonder?
O, and this booger, the cursed mysterious booger!”
“You see, miss poor baker, I came from the land of winter
When I was given birth, there’s something in me that differed
A slimy, crispy ball of dirt in my nose under
O, this was the booger, the cursed mysterious booger!”
“I presume, they didn’t know what to do, your mother and father
No one has moved it even the most violent weather
O poor prince than anyone else I know that feeling better
O what a booger, a cursed mysterious booger!”
“What a wise clever pretty miss poor baker you are
Even so one day I held a banquet last mid-September
All night I was avoided by princesses with horror
O it must be this booger this cursed mysterious booger!”
“Sulking and unhappy I was that time however
A maiden who was fetching and pretty than any other
Stepped forward to be my bride, to be with me forever
Ah I forgot my booger, my cursed mysterious booger!”
“Ever since that day, we’ve always been together
My everything and nothing I gave them all to her
Until my wallets are emptied and my gold have withered
Even my booger, my cursed mysterious booger!”
“In spite of my efforts, one day, she called me for dinner
Suddenly, she called me a traitor, cheater and backstabber
Then she left me sunken and our relationship severed
Again, I blamed the booger, the cursed mysterious booger!”
“And so after that I suppose you went here for shelter
A place filled with darkness and monsters darker
Come, my prince, let us first eat bread with butter
Don’t mind the booger, the cursed mysterious booger!”
“Thank you, poor baker, my knight and savior
For hearing out my story and making me feel warmer
But what’s this? I feel like I would need some slumber
Ah how about the booger, the cursed… mysterious… booger…”
“Oh my foolish sweet cursed prince
Let me teach you something with hymns
Something so precious that it stings
With that curse, you have that everyone yearns”
“Ah, where am I? Why do I feel much colder?
A figure? A person? A woman? A specter?
Oh! My lovely darling, I thought you would leave me forever!
Me with this booger, this cursed mysterious booger!”
“Ah my prince, my dear, my love, yer so foolish more than a jester
O, of course I won’t leave you, that’s one thing I assure yer
You will be mine and are mine forever and ever
You and your booger, your cursed mysterious booger”
“I will make you kiss my blade, lick my axe and hug my fire
I will make you dance with spikes, sing with saws and lay beside heads
O, you are mine, my prince, always be mine forever and ever
You and your booger, your cursed mysterious booger."
((Please comment if you don't kinda understand the ballad or if you need clarifications.))
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