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#6

《笑話》憨憨兔三部曲

一筆穿心 一筆穿心
Mar 9, 2025 261 2 Mins Read
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《憨憨兔與蚊子》

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憨憨兔是個純真無邪的小孩子，有一晚……

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「蚊子好多喔！一直叮我！」憨憨兔抓著身子。

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「對啊！超討厭蚊子的。」小蘿蔔眉間緊鎖。

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「害我剛才去量體重，重了0.3公斤！」憨憨兔差點氣到要翻桌。(ﾒ ﾟ皿ﾟ)ﾒ

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《憨憨兔唱歌篇》

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憨憨兔是個純真無邪的小孩子，有一天……

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憨憨兔和他的好朋友小太陽走在學校的走廊上……

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小太陽問：「憨憨兔！憨憨兔！你有聽過學友的歌嗎？」

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憨憨兔：「聽過阿，而且我還會唱呢！」

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小小太陽便說：「 那唱來聽聽看吧！」

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憨憨兔咳了二聲輕清喉嗓：「把我的皮鞋擦黑！把我的皮鞋擦黑！」

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小太陽聽到後，無言說：「學友他有唱過這句嗎？」

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憨憨兔接著說:「你剛不是說鞋油！鞋油不就是拿來把皮鞋擦黑的嗎？」

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小小太陽曝露青筋，發狂的說道：「我說的是張－學－友－！不是鞋油！」

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《憨憨兔看電影》

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憨憨兔是個純真無邪的小孩子，有一天……

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憨憨兔和小太陽結伴去電影院準備看現在最轟動的電影『艋舺』，因為艋舺的關係，造成時下年輕人很愛說台語。

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【以下這段劇情，請自行用台語唸！】

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「售票員！請給我二張艋舺的電影票！」憨憨兔說著一口不流利的台語口音。

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「請您稍等！」售票員回。

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過了一會…

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「這是您們要的二張電影票！」

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憨憨兔看了一下票，對著售票員說：「我是要買艋舺的電影票，不是要卡通的電影票！」

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售票員恍然大悟的說道：「咦！你剛剛不是說要買二張『漫咖」的電影票嗎？」

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#0 Intro
#1 《言情》對戒
#2 《刑案》小心妳的頭髮
#3 《寫實》孕婦筱婷的故事
#4 《寫實》不歸路
#5 《寫實》美國士兵逃到山洞內的噁心事
#6 《笑話》憨憨兔三部曲
#7 《靈異》無名小站x都市傳說
#8 《靈異》紅色手錶
#9 《靈異》鞦韆
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