What the fuck’s everyone’s problem with Karin?
Loads of swearing and language. I’ve warned you!
Seriously, what did she do to you Sakura fans? Did she shit out loose feces (like Sasuke for the pro-Sakura Feminist lobby that can’t seem to want to climb off Sasuke’s cock, like ever!) straight into your morning cereals? She’s more clever than Sakura. She’s got plenty of impressive strategic feats in the manga; and she’s the best sensor save Rikudō characters while Sakura ain’t even the best Medic in Leaf (Tsunade may have retired, but Kabuto exists), and Hinata ain’t … what does she do, again? She can look super-far, I guess. Her teamwork’s actually laudable unlike Sakura’s … what’s her teamwork feat, again? I can’t recall any. Hinata only exists in the manga to get her tits (her hime-chan assets) flattened down into sagged doughs by Neji, Pain, stones, etc., so I’m not counting her.
Does Karin lust over Sasuke? Oh my fucking God! A teenager has sexual thoughts about the most good looking boy in Naruto-verse? You don’t say?! How slutty! How promiscuous (just another term to shit on women who want to have full control over their own sex lives)! Impossible! Inconceivable! Incomprehensible! Someone better plug up her vagina, because having sexual thoughts about an attractive boy is just plain wrong!
Are you people … for real? This line of thinking is pretty revolting. She’s a better character than Sakura and Hinata combined. Why? She’s actually relevant to Sasuke’s plotline, unlike Sakura to Sasuke’s and Hinata to Naruto’s. You remove Sasuke from Karin’s plotline, and she’s still a capable woman who was guarding Orochimaru’s hideout on her own (Sasuke had to personally go to the hideout and recruit her; Sakura had to chase him down just to beg him to put his dick into her mouth); but if you remove Karin from Sasuke’s plotline, he’d have a pretty fucking hard time doing half the shit he accomplished.
Remove Sasuke from Sakura’s plotline, and she disappears from the Chunin Examinations–forever! Remove Naruto from Hinata’s, and … she throws herself from the tallest cliff at Leaf, lands splat on the stones, and her tits explode into a shower of fat, silicon, and blood. Come on, really? Grow up, people. Your queens are pretty fucking lame! And guess what, SK is literally the only pairing that makes sense for Sasuke, and I ain’t even a shipper. It kills you fuckers to know that Sasuke probably boned her of his own free-will (the umbilical cord’s suspect), as Suigetsu stated, “I didn’t know Sasuke was that much of a pimp (which means that Sasuke has boned women and has only boned Sakura once in 12 years)!”, unlike Sakura who chased him down, got on her knees, cried through the whole morning till Sasuke bent her over, fucked her, nutted, and then left her in Konoha again. True story!
Not to mention this whole promiscuous shit’s really fucking sexist. My problem with Sakura isn’t that she lusts after Sasuke (it isn’t love; let’s be real here); it’s that she harasses him constantly and can’t take “no!” for an answer. Karin immediately backs off, unlike Sakura. Am I really supposed to agree with the fact that girls can’t have a healthy libido? Christ on a tricycle. You people are nuts! Reevaluate your lives.
Piss off, damn Sakura wankers! Shoo!
(Hinata’s got a loofah in her head that Naruto wiped his ass clean with; it transmits basic signals here and there; otherwise, she’d have shitted on the toilet floor instead of the throne; so I’m not sure what I’m supposed to say here on her.)
sasuke naruto naruto manga king king sasuke sasukarin sk tagging it just in case anti sakura anti sakura fandom anti sasusaku anti ss anti sss anti hinata anti hinata fandom anti naruhina anti nh anti pairings anti pairing venting rating I'm not the cleanest of talkers sorry karin pro karin leave her alone piss off team taka suigetsu
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