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No Plagiarism!nxbXte5l2HJAMr9xeolsposted on PENANA 但當我返入鋪頭時,發現阿媽居然站在阿輝剛才座位前,手上拿著類似安全套既盒子,然後自言自語地講「嘩!唔係呱!」347Please respect copyright.PENANAv6DtwhGRsv
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當我悄悄地走到阿媽身後時,清楚見到手上既盒子寫著超薄型!XXL三片裝,果然係安全套。8964 copyright protection343PENANAgdc2cuxpMs 維尼
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當我叫了一聲「阿媽」時,阿媽居然慌張地將安全套塞入牛仔褲袋。8964 copyright protection343PENANAvezvkF3pXV 維尼
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「嚇死咩,行路無聲嫁你!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAO9hVJTdygQ 維尼
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理論上,阿輝係我朋友,漏左野,阿媽應該第一時間通知我,但阿媽居然將安全套收起,到底乜原因?8964 copyright protection343PENANAHadGVmovKJ 維尼
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於是我假裝見唔到,隨即返水吧處理剛才既手尾工作。8964 copyright protection343PENANAS0EE61RxOX 維尼
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大約五分鐘後,忽然間聽到阿媽一句說話8964 copyright protection343PENANAehr5Qt5QQJ 維尼
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「依⋯⋯輝仔!你又返來既?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAtwxvTzt0U7 維尼
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當我望出大廳時,發現阿輝出現係店鋪門口位置,如果我無猜錯,阿輝返回既原因係安全套,而且我非常好奇阿媽剛才收起盒套,到底係乜原因,所以我假裝係水吧裡工作,暗地裡觀察佢地。8964 copyright protection343PENANAdVBxN1y9gV 維尼
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阿輝進入後,走到收銀處,臉上露出尷尬既表情講「唔好意思呀!Auntie,岩岩你有沒有執到⋯D野呀?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAVJCWyamh3Q 維尼
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May姐從收銀櫃裡,走到阿輝面前,笑著回「有啊,執到盒野!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAMeTt88qJPB 維尼
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阿輝臉上露出興奮神色,伸出雙手講「係我嫁!唔該你Auntie!」8964 copyright protection343PENANA2GUDx1b0zT 維尼
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但阿媽居然推開阿輝雙手,隨即疑惑地問「咪住!我點知盒野係咪你嫁!盒野寫住D乜先?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAVPqLRZUdsc 維尼
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依刻阿輝瞬間臉紅,尷尬地講「下!係⋯⋯係安全套黎⋯⋯!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAHBs2TNa2Zx 維尼
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May姐臉色如常,平淡地回應「我梗係知係安全套啦,咁上面寫乜先?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAedraisTUSm 維尼
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阿輝臉色再度尷尬,緊張地講「超薄型,XXL⋯」8964 copyright protection343PENANA0qzWW55Hfm 維尼
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於是阿媽隨意地望了手上盒安全套,點著頭講「嗯,岩!咁係你啦。」隨即交給阿輝。8964 copyright protection343PENANAZKIhRvWZA4 維尼
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其實May姐依個做法非常正面,以往有人遺留銀包,如果想取回,必須答出銀包裡既身分證號碼或者重要物品,證明自己係物主,不過阿媽今次明顯知道安全套係阿輝,居然問長問短,好像有點無聊。8964 copyright protection343PENANAjmDl53emuI 維尼
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當阿輝盒回安全套後,傻笑著回應「唔該你呀!Auntie!」8964 copyright protection343PENANA9etVmHiFai 維尼
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但阿媽用著疑惑既眼神望著阿輝「介唔介意阿姨問你D野呀?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAkeKTe3FzOQ 維尼
阿輝望著手上既安全套,非常興奮,更加爽快回應「好呀!咩事呀Auntie?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAi19hb8aYih 維尼
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但當阿媽想發問時,忽然間回頭望向水吧位置,於是我立即低著頭,假裝認真工作。8964 copyright protection343PENANAWt4ZSI5AOq 維尼
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當阿媽確保我並無留意佢地後,臉色露出尷尬既表情,更加將聲線放輕,一副欲言又止既語氣「依盒野⋯⋯真係你用嫁?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAf2P7C0EfMJ 維尼
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阿輝聽見依番話,終於明白阿媽既意思,但同樣尷尬地回應「係呀,Auntie!有乜問題呀?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAq1YrQGQvTJ 維尼
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當聽見阿輝講出答案時,阿媽臉上曾經出現驚訝既眼神,但下一秒隨即尷尬地回應「無無無,我驚⋯⋯你買錯咋嘛。」8964 copyright protection343PENANA6Jo3Ub1iot 維尼
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依刻阿輝望見阿媽尷尬既臉色,反而臉上忽然出現邪惡既笑容,但一閃即逝,隨即裝出一副無知既語氣講「死啦!我第一次買咋,隨手就拎起咋,Auntie,我真係買錯左呀?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAYfpvQiENTE 維尼
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當聽見第一次買時,阿媽驚訝地講「下!第一次買?咁⋯可能你會買錯喎。」8964 copyright protection343PENANADMY8Btzq6J 維尼
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阿輝繼續以無知既語氣問「咁我應該買邊隻呀?Auntie!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAxzftz0s2YZ 維尼
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雖然May姐不由自主地望了阿輝褲浪位置,但隨即露出無奈表情講「下,依樣我點知喎!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAHtcr2Kl6HH 維尼
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於是阿輝繼續一副無知既樣子,疑惑地問「但Auntie!咁你又知我買錯既?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAAeTo2c8XbF 維尼
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May姐明顯以為阿輝只係個想初嘗禁果既無知少年,完全無選擇避孕套既知識,所以臉上露出無奈既表情後,隨即指著阿輝手上既安全套,然後細聲地講「你依度寫著XXL呀,輝仔!加大碼黎嫁!明唔明呀!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAtt7l7sPdra 維尼
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依刻我感覺到阿輝臉部有種想爆笑既衝動,但並無笑出來,反而繼續無知地發問「明呀!咁Auntie啊!咁我應該買邊隻呀?」8964 copyright protection343PENANAzk8EeJ9IvB 維尼
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阿媽再次露出無奈又尷尬既表情回答「下!我唔知喎!」8964 copyright protection343PENANA2z6KZpmcg3 維尼
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阿輝隨即又問「Auntie!既然你唔知我用乜Size,但你又知我買錯既?」8964 copyright protection343PENANALY2gip2JAI 維尼
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「⋯⋯⋯⋯!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAyNKi4i6EtS 維尼
May姐瞬間無語!8964 copyright protection343PENANAnH2QCKrLTV 維尼
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但思前想後,May姐終於再度解釋「我先生呢!即係阿偉爸爸,我之前幫佢買最細果種尺寸嫁!但都太大!咁XXL你話係咪好大先?」8964 copyright protection343PENANA6k47lfRxj0 維尼
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豈有此理!阿媽你到底有沒有腦嫁!居然將自己老公細既事實講出來分享!如果我老豆聽到,豈不是當場氣到嘔血!8964 copyright protection343PENANATg3Wcr4hm2 維尼
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正當我以為阿輝會笑出來時,但阿輝卻裝一副無知既表情講「Auntie!我唔明呀?你介唔介意幫我睇下,我應該用乜Size呀!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAVzC1V2J7O0 維尼
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依句說話傳入May姐耳裡時,阿媽瞬間呆滯,隨即尷尬地笑著講「下!我點幫你睇呀!唔好玩我啦,輝仔!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAA7ssGSxC5o 維尼
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但阿輝好像扮演傻仔一樣,隨即將下身運動褲頭帶解開,當阿媽見到阿輝準備解褲時,一手阻止阿輝雙手,隨即緊張地講「喂!你做乜呀!傻左咩!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAsm55CTSlXV 維尼
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阿輝繼續以無辜既眼神,無助既表情講「Auntie!就咁睇一眼就得啦,好快咋嘛。」8964 copyright protection343PENANAPXg9861ZIi 維尼
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依刻May姐相當無奈,因為阿媽內心已經判斷左,阿輝係一位未有性經驗既少年,俗稱青頭仔,所以繼續語重心長地解釋「唔係咁嫁!輝仔!就咁望下唔能夠判斷係乜Size,要硬左果陣先知嫁!」8964 copyright protection343PENANA6aAo2a5qcz 維尼
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阿輝一副傻頭傻腦表情回應「下!但我依家好難硬喎!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAPHCsa1i8VR 維尼
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May姐「所以呢!你同女朋友試左先!下次就知道買乜Size啦!」8964 copyright protection343PENANA2LVyTPiVmx 維尼
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阿輝點著頭回應「我明啦,唔該Auntie!咁我走先啦!」8964 copyright protection343PENANAyCCJ2hSJ1S 維尼
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於是阿輝終於離開店鋪!8964 copyright protection343PENANAk4tSqGbPPa 維尼
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當阿輝離開後,我開始懷疑到底盒安全套,係故意掉落,還是唔小心呢?8964 copyright protection343PENANAUSRfNJnnIJ 維尼
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若然故意掉落地上,目的又為乜?為左令May姐知道佢用加大碼尺寸?但又衍生另一個問題!阿輝又點知一定係May姐發現先?難道唔可以我發現先?算了!反正多想無益!8964 copyright protection343PENANA0apCWyrV9S 維尼
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於是由於關門一刻,阿輝既出現,今晚足足延遲一小時才回家。8964 copyright protection343PENANASCyn8dRw2S 維尼
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回家後,本來打算告訴阿怡,今晚阿輝出現既事,但發現阿怡已經在床上熟睡,而且仔細想想阿輝依個名字會勾起阿怡當日渡假屋既事,還是算吧啦。8964 copyright protection343PENANAAtmccurMwt 維尼
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