於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。380Please respect copyright.PENANApbFnvcM3Gf
醫生:「我真係要入去?」380Please respect copyright.PENANApuyZ99lWbf
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAPjKX3E0WHY
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAb1TrObJ18M
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAsVmemYfTAf
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAqR8Fn2KnlS
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAnMWmuEmnoR
醫生:「唔係…」380Please respect copyright.PENANA6eGz40o1zW
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。380Please respect copyright.PENANApCVVvx4bYd
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAJovb7jC3c3
我:「唔該…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAQf5pAM1ELZ
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」380Please respect copyright.PENANASpB7rEKzzg
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」380Please respect copyright.PENANA49e6HW1noT
醫生:「…」380Please respect copyright.PENANARPNWJ7e168
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。380Please respect copyright.PENANAo4V7DbXynF
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。380Please respect copyright.PENANAPfdYECifku
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAUGGaiw2ZZi
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」380Please respect copyright.PENANASNnV99jDV6
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAiyaMSdrh3v
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAWYawX9sxTc
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」380Please respect copyright.PENANARndEmlE7JM
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANARnGO7nz2YV
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。380Please respect copyright.PENANA6xloABVN9K
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAa4zwkimYua
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA3Ol5JDrkTW
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAWXdu0SQbwI
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAXIsnSc1vaN
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAvwP1PnpEAQ
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAgxr4WP5rHQ
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。380Please respect copyright.PENANAQBhr7lz9Fb
醫生:“…”380Please respect copyright.PENANAOn73FWv0fa
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”380Please respect copyright.PENANAaQTmNwEQNZ
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”380Please respect copyright.PENANAybgx3naqbn
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”380Please respect copyright.PENANAIH9fX5Y2jR
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”380Please respect copyright.PENANAyqk98DO0Gk
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”380Please respect copyright.PENANAktvcFMG1a3
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。380Please respect copyright.PENANA4paUiGtEAR
醫生:“…”380Please respect copyright.PENANAqicQiDS9wz
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。380Please respect copyright.PENANAisYRVDEEd9
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAEmzLHFj7QE
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAymTJPwZcUB
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」380Please respect copyright.PENANASaAvX0SHDu
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAtfj3lm5Kqu
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAFwvfhzfX4z
我:「無所謂呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANATjrxNAPPgM
店員:「完全…無所謂?」380Please respect copyright.PENANA5tfUKKqh8D
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。380Please respect copyright.PENANAplweTqyeHl
醫生:「…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAIvmQHspmNZ
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」380Please respect copyright.PENANApH5dp12sP0
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。380Please respect copyright.PENANAYsqNPX7csM
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。380Please respect copyright.PENANAMcocwVNXVv
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAwklymO24Ld
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAIPHUysChwo
醫生:「吓,點解?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAQL3s1XLdOG
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」380Please respect copyright.PENANADy2ciCpZ4A
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAIufCq1VmJG
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAZSMW3KGamq
醫生:「嗱…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAGiK4MRJTOf
我:「戴邊個好呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAmpUmxsoDev
醫:「無所謂…」380Please respect copyright.PENANA5suECFBAAK
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。380Please respect copyright.PENANAJvEq11Ux6c
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAnFYYtPo56M
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAJCzAYbUFrF
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAekewabYMqz
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAGRf6mGmDKe
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAggICMIL2Pg
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。380Please respect copyright.PENANAg5dWxOWg6b
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAwj6i2Arxzi
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」380Please respect copyright.PENANApRKLmNkn0r
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAgdqZHx6ACA
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAYREdB7qCRz
醫生:「點當呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAgVMoLKRWsX
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAWL9IJkTbBZ
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAAS5bfEXYdg
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」380Please respect copyright.PENANASLwQbwGZga
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAPf7rHXfMOr
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAGqvjlrAbqm
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAD0Bd9JxPiz
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」380Please respect copyright.PENANA6XcGmCIanU
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAd1zceJaxCE
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAAJNGjuJ3rR
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。380Please respect copyright.PENANAAQHhRglRPp
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAo5k0m9yA7c
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAZFLF5hnCcu
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」380Please respect copyright.PENANA61XlZiRw7x
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA0Si4ANwSh8
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAOtYzYTbGZB
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAjcmblcn4Qc
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAY122elpA2T
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA0xiqtAroQR
醫生:「咁…咁…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAbA4skDbjNC
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAtMmWa6YDnD
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAv35lAQau2f
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAw7o9pDkZH3
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAwlqT1DkxT1
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA9BaPbRfQSo
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAEo8vMOOo3F
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」380Please respect copyright.PENANANX81shJ2YJ
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAytLV0ndB1D
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAGTVVsXvPFi
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAF2K1yxk5w6
我:「嗯。」380Please respect copyright.PENANApiZPZg2E5x
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAHOp2GUz0hI
我:「嗯。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAMHDO7n8ljS
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」380Please respect copyright.PENANADADcWdVcfj
我:「一半一半掛…」380Please respect copyright.PENANA83HumGwQ2r
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAPeyzq8nPvZ
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAv4QQzSdOLh
醫生:「至少我唔係…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAqbmZ8GqoN6
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」380Please respect copyright.PENANArn1fru6uTF
醫生:「…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAOb2gM5cbU9
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAmUaaHxoOhG
醫生:「無喎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA2RMZYozcdC
我:「咁都無?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAxpcKPHoF8R
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAAQmk9s9I0F
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAOeB1FUQ4PG
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAZpf8youtLB
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4X9VS8bXj
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAzEgvm8v7Wn
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA1osqXSHv4S
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAk3ShVCcmcc
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAUHu4xlpsvW
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAgV6Ck05OZn
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAT4hyg6IzJt
醫生:「係呀…」380Please respect copyright.PENANA3CPJ66mbSu
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」380Please respect copyright.PENANAINHcbn8qPc
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」380Please respect copyright.PENANALG930LKC00
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAAaKuxSajp5
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAyHuOf3NQds
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANA4opglJ4cGQ
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAvv6URoZVCZ
我:「你話喺床上面?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAXcU3ZteaMS
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAhYsjwnop1Y
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANA7B8HpuOJtW
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ0QeHTD7U
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAhFqorF9VjY
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAbKSoLqORbl
我:「你繼續講先啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAfD11iu8FrX
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAEZFE7qTARF
我:「咁點解散嘅?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAqQgW7DkYEk
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAaECY2pQsoh
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAGf4lb5mv65
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」380Please respect copyright.PENANA28B7dnUuVo
我:「噢…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAWlwWHdBliv
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAcHm3lHCRBW
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANARilxWHH67H
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。380Please respect copyright.PENANAausV7mq6fB
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAeX6BCmh6nH
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAy4HVtqArXB
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。380Please respect copyright.PENANAra7rr9HnD9
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAFSF7gGvsX6
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAQXySBZysff
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANATpFKJgS9HV
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAESpKckbtV2
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANARo2Xyba2xL
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAF7n4uZtK9c
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」380Please respect copyright.PENANAi4tHJcXmYw
醫生:「問囉。」380Please respect copyright.PENANA8Aw5ztvB8V
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」380Please respect copyright.PENANAJwc6avc78g
醫生:「唔呃…」380Please respect copyright.PENANAMfPByRXqCY