於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。402Please respect copyright.PENANApNINODw5cq
醫生:「我真係要入去?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAtPuHjmcWwH
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZLzf7FlzW
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAcOIfVX3ed0
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA5sT9KMU63G
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAz1VL2wCJ3l
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA84e4UR04QI
醫生:「唔係…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAIOez8GzdQY
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。402Please respect copyright.PENANA6SgtUJgQyu
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」402Please respect copyright.PENANABD8eRK2X3G
我:「唔該…」402Please respect copyright.PENANA3IyR4IM7y0
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAxHA8fMJSJz
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAkyC9OmNuYS
醫生:「…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAfJLgMw3Bzi
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。402Please respect copyright.PENANA2OUGqWBvoH
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。402Please respect copyright.PENANAid6mSxhzaN
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAMjFAY7Sh37
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA9V8qerFo3y
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAMIFw0LsZvG
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAciEFH4hpFI
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAhaYRehijFq
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAwv3exPu1pE
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。402Please respect copyright.PENANAkSspodYot5
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAErdADcGRBy
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAgGKBXEUHfZ
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAz79Z4IDOiK
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAFjQCy2EPZL
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」402Please respect copyright.PENANA7yE5mJNjz3
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAVOW8iOXlBA
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。402Please respect copyright.PENANAGI5TBiCrze
醫生:“…”402Please respect copyright.PENANAxYcF8jUs4x
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”402Please respect copyright.PENANAiH0fstbsDT
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”402Please respect copyright.PENANAnjlQGO3k4P
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”402Please respect copyright.PENANAbuco12dSlE
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”402Please respect copyright.PENANAkXoNqXLdR0
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”402Please respect copyright.PENANAtot6EhYgsx
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。402Please respect copyright.PENANAmC0w5n8MKh
醫生:“…”402Please respect copyright.PENANAgGKsnVNlIi
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。402Please respect copyright.PENANAviqQCGUQEP
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」402Please respect copyright.PENANANjcdLs51RB
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA3nqkmrfmcE
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAqAH5CIELfL
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA0DdUPJCsro
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAImjMzLJZha
我:「無所謂呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANArOOcVHgAie
店員:「完全…無所謂?」402Please respect copyright.PENANABRAz3trOTm
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。402Please respect copyright.PENANA419jj5nNcL
醫生:「…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAkw6eaMSuyz
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」402Please respect copyright.PENANActi2K5RH1X
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。402Please respect copyright.PENANAe7UiFnfJLJ
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。402Please respect copyright.PENANAGjidt0yc0j
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAj6LUEVKXQU
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAe3X7JWwY5X
醫生:「吓,點解?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAJabBR7Svd5
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」402Please respect copyright.PENANAQdLQcMEZ0S
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAjTcpyD5gR9
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAbaBcwRgPs6
醫生:「嗱…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAWoXLpdiOFP
我:「戴邊個好呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAUnpy5HToPt
醫:「無所謂…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAuuRUG5O3Pp
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。402Please respect copyright.PENANAEBYzMikV2G
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA1yQiXgsRKM
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAXO42NF5Tat
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA1L7mN00gfI
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」402Please respect copyright.PENANACFMrnPwgn6
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA3VH5MXhmqE
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。402Please respect copyright.PENANAVUGrN9VLxR
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAvgxZI9st6D
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAFkoaUz1lmj
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」402Please respect copyright.PENANA1J9EbeIMji
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAoFxnfrwTGD
醫生:「點當呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAEAy2y4jBVt
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA3sBg0gbFbd
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA8BrN6a8OCa
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAwCqdXTssYX
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAEkRN7pZ6nQ
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAvD0nxv3Udb
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」402Please respect copyright.PENANApdTcOMkyTR
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」402Please respect copyright.PENANAS7o703nd1D
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」402Please respect copyright.PENANA1IgK0VHCan
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAHmjh90ayf7
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。402Please respect copyright.PENANAv4uKrVhs0T
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAdQDcs7x3PJ
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA97NerdzC45
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAp9ecRKZYJA
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAkxej6VNjNl
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAZikz1VeUDu
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAhtPLSR2P0v
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA6UVAzQw3R2
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA6Hm4gN1lyh
醫生:「咁…咁…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAfhzdEPN9MI
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAXvAHEWfJls
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAvLJkQScY9i
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA8Lxg9nvIRG
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAhUyuy2ezOZ
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAOTEa52hEv7
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAMXAbupke34
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAXkjfqyACeq
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAk5d4Uy8Oqt
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAQLkQbfnpHI
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAEeYnFM2dBT
我:「嗯。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAihMt8bcs7z
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAGj2QXRtYj4
我:「嗯。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAGQYwu4jvDz
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAWYxcVgUVYS
我:「一半一半掛…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAadimVnyQnA
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAPoO5nbhPMf
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」402Please respect copyright.PENANArkTMmL8dXu
醫生:「至少我唔係…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAUTTQvbYcKt
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAZLjOgiQSyC
醫生:「…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAJ99ik99Vls
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」402Please respect copyright.PENANADtpEEx9DW7
醫生:「無喎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAKZ4XcLhbwR
我:「咁都無?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAZAKFzHJgmJ
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」402Please respect copyright.PENANApkKmLhCORq
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAp73HCp5Qa4
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAHyFnOewZ7R
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAMXuqqQIMvi
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAONYNq3SuNw
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAtOX4ORKIUC
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAJcfU1iGoXP
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAln6wlobhTU
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAweH3sgTfqa
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ79fRQESc
醫生:「係呀…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAGqXGUHBegg
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」402Please respect copyright.PENANAzAARoQGYmW
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAp7Dfqu8onZ
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA8yFrDvOiCA
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAcxV0uQF3ur
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAYPykYmUPvS
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」402Please respect copyright.PENANApqcPcY0Jfb
我:「你話喺床上面?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAPMp8uYMRFJ
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAEqBncGoGTc
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAx1oKdgqIQF
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAmNeOQQP6nH
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAs4FnhzRlXH
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA3bhisTyOOo
我:「你繼續講先啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAc1E6PnqjJv
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAWGfkAtac26
我:「咁點解散嘅?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAelW9yhenbb
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAnhrHHxnxoz
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA2w6Dilemyn
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAy7GfCCmdig
我:「噢…」402Please respect copyright.PENANAvhpY9FMUA3
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAdTGLeBgi1Y
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANASzTHz61J84
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。402Please respect copyright.PENANAEGCM2eVobv
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAK3sGMSkAqo
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA2Y7bq9Zdpl
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。402Please respect copyright.PENANAiArF9pLa69
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAtyc02XDvqR
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」402Please respect copyright.PENANAV8mKXg0xcN
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAGsgKOHLbnC
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」402Please respect copyright.PENANA7TS10U5aoC
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAgjeS6Sl2pP
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAKihwILmcLr
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」402Please respect copyright.PENANA8cdYY6LhCO
醫生:「問囉。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAL6L7GlSlGZ
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」402Please respect copyright.PENANAmeFnxGDTHg
醫生:「唔呃…」402Please respect copyright.PENANARknAlwu9Ty