於是醫生迫於無奈之下陪咗我去一個大型商場,我哋去到一間內衣鋪嘅前面。366Please respect copyright.PENANAB2fXDtvlEB
醫生:「我真係要入去?」366Please respect copyright.PENANABckXSZCcer
我:「你唔入去點陪我買?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAJYr8E0NimI
醫生:「咁麻煩快啲,唔係幾好意思…」366Please respect copyright.PENANASSLUCuc6kW
我:「又係你話健康好重要,呢啲嘢點可以求祈㗎,你以前無陪過女朋友買bra嘅咩?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAaMeUC8dIKh
醫生:「佢平胸妹…」366Please respect copyright.PENANADGvrVO3njd
我:「平胸就唔使戴bra㗎喇咩?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAVZhqtS4svP
醫生:「唔係…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAC6HK2kgBFG
我:「咁咪係囉,入去啦。」然後我就扯住佢一齊入去,一入到去應該全部店員都即刻發覺到我無戴bra,雖然我貼咗乳貼,針織衫又唔會突點,但我諗都係瞞唔過佢哋法眼㗎喇,佢哋嘅眼神都有少少怪。366Please respect copyright.PENANABWKmThhVh3
店員:「歡迎光臨,隨便睇吖。」366Please respect copyright.PENANACsoAjXbifb
我:「唔該…」366Please respect copyright.PENANA8OeYZuXE9I
店員:「係,有乜嘢幫到妳?」366Please respect copyright.PENANA7mY9qjTsuj
我:「佢話我啲bra唔啱size,可唔可以幫我睇下乜嘢size啱我?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAC2JeivgnPN
醫生:「…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAbEKCICv0Gg
店員:「…,呀,咁不如妳入嚟試身室我幫妳度下吖。」而家嘅我真係有啲神經質,希望大家唔好見怪,serve我個店員好落力咁維持住正常嘅面容,但後面嗰兩個已經忍唔住喺度偷笑。366Please respect copyright.PENANAqptGAbahRL
入到去試身室,我好爽快就除咗件衫,本身我以前好介意人哋留意或者睇到我嘅身體,無論男女都係,但自從身體檢查之後,我好似有咗鋪癮,覺得畀人睇到自己好刺激,而且我對波咁正,會令我好有成功感。366Please respect copyright.PENANApIrWrJFqHw
店員:「小姐,妳身材好好喎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA52zGJOI2S9
我:「係呀,呢排個波又大咗,之前的bra唔啱戴,所以無戴bra過嚟。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAOGI7VAnEXr
店員:「咁…呀,咁妳應該走嗰陣可以有bra戴…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAA4uh0QTZj3
我:「嗯,我要揀返幾個靚bra返屋企。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAYJ5oKbutUe
店員:「揀啲男朋友都鍾意嘅款囉。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA93X1PL6mnl
我:「嘻嘻,好呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAWehHI9KUKP
好快我就度完出返嚟喇。366Please respect copyright.PENANAKsgs8C3vww
我:「我而家知道自己要戴乜size喇。」366Please respect copyright.PENANARoU9KMxxba
醫生:「好啦好啦,咁快啲揀啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA12AwTpqHEk
我:「頭先店員幫我度嗰陣,我又諗起你…」366Please respect copyright.PENANANkPaEIKAXF
醫生:「得喇得喇,妳唔使同我講…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAvm1G9dyaeC
我:「但我而家好似無乜錢…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAHA9DHxheZT
醫生:「無問題啦…我畀啦…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAIPNR1Gg8bG
我揀咗幾個款然後走咗入去試身室戴,噢,太爽喇,好耐都無戴過啲啱size嘅bra喇,我望住塊鏡,都真係好鬼正吖,點解醫生要唔理我喎,諗諗下我攞咗部手機出嚟,發現到呀醫生都係用呢個號碼嚟WhatsApp,於是我試晒幾個bra自拍咗幾幅相send畀佢。366Please respect copyright.PENANAXTuX1FslS8
醫生:“…”366Please respect copyright.PENANAvfkMElhzxH
我:“邊款靚啲呀?”366Please respect copyright.PENANA3vZveWIK79
醫生:“妳鍾意咪得,最緊要啱戴。”366Please respect copyright.PENANAKcPU9hHcC6
我:“咁你又鍾意邊款呀?”366Please respect copyright.PENANAZRGiorj3in
醫生:“唔使畀啲bra我睇,我無乜美學慨念。”366Please respect copyright.PENANAfDd9jwkubP
我:“咁唔畀bra你睇囉,係咪咁樣靚啲?”366Please respect copyright.PENANA2zwxbNdd39
我即刻除咗個bra,掹埋粒乳貼走,然後又自拍咗一幅send畀佢。366Please respect copyright.PENANAqO0V8Q2bsF
醫生:“…”366Please respect copyright.PENANAvcv9o7L787
試完之後我出返去,佢好似個石像咁企咗喺度。366Please respect copyright.PENANALdoUWA0hWJ
店員:「請問呢幾款胸圍啱唔啱妳心水呢?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAsLNR5NJNog
我:「唔該…我想問下,果邊清貨一百蚊個嗰啲有無我size㗎?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAlckDvMGheF
店員:「有就應該有,但唔係每個款都有,要搵搵先知。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAprL58ZUDhQ
我:「咁妳可唔可以揀三個嗰啲唔同款嘅畀我,啱size就得。」366Please respect copyright.PENANASzAz3Rut9c
店員:「咁妳想要乜類型嘅款?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAKrFsf5tKYe
我:「無所謂呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAtBNf2262kF
店員:「完全…無所謂?」366Please respect copyright.PENANA5PUR32WSpe
我:「係呀,佢話無所謂。」我指一指醫生。366Please respect copyright.PENANA53G1e0dUmn
醫生:「…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAxIoYJNNRBV
店員:「好…好嘅,咁我去睇下邊個款有妳size。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA518zVu0l9I
後面兩個店員又喺度偷笑,間鋪剩係得我哋兩個客,應該頭先我send啲自拍畀佢睇佢哋都知道。366Please respect copyright.PENANAL97hbrJx4s
店員好快就搵咗三款bra畀我,可能佢安全起見都係揀啲比較淺色嘅,我睇完話ok之後醫生就雞咁腳走去埋單,攞咗張卡出嚟咔嚓。366Please respect copyright.PENANA8BNXyBGHB4
醫生:「好喇,買完喇,行啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAMoEKACd5kC
我:「喂呀,未走得住呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAqVNdPYCBUI
醫生:「吓,點解?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAaqF8JyY29u
我:「我要戴返個bra先呀!」366Please respect copyright.PENANAuD7yrC7oGr
醫生:「…,咁妳戴啦…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAMFJs94R3nd
我:「你攞住我袋bra我點戴呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANA8SeSKkbTmI
醫生:「嗱…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAm9biXGkuNQ
我:「戴邊個好呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANARiQ6xhBzrK
醫:「無所謂…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAL1IGdGDbWe
我入返去試身室戴bra,耳仔貼近門邊聽到佢哋講嘢。366Please respect copyright.PENANA8oW5DKcJS2
店員:「先生,你女朋友好得意喎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAg2hyTzI1YB
醫生:「哈…哈哈,見笑喇。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA9FcHs0MjVs
店員:「睇到你哋真係羨慕死人呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANARh7xCIjdTf
醫生:「唔好意思呀,真係打搞晒妳哋。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAMLR0HMZT1o
店員:「唔好咁講,多啲一齊嚟幫襯啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAJdiKoUney2
著好bra之後我出返去就捉住醫生,離開咗間鋪喇。366Please respect copyright.PENANAHwfe5gHK1B
醫生:「妳唔好亂咁講嘢啦,尷尬死我喇。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAflNmImTQeA
我:「邊有喎,人哋都話你同女朋友好開心。」366Please respect copyright.PENANATMFrMq8ytj
醫生:「咁妳都唔係…」366Please respect copyright.PENANADSwwfNfrYV
我:「你當住係先咪得囉。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAwctz94a4DO
醫生:「點當呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAAyq15b5QxU
我:「你拖住我隻手先啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA2MtH7kqixI
醫生:「喂喂,做乜捉到我咁實?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAPyQSuhDTnZ
我:「等你可以投入啲嘛。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAuBqGLEAZAb
醫生:「妳買完bra,我係咪任務完成可以走喇?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAP9ARmszJXd
我:「家陣你好唔想見到我咩?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAokJJ9dtuFr
醫生:「我唔係咁嘅意思,但妳唔返屋企家人會唔會擔心㗎?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAk4LK0dnVaD
我:「我就嚟十八歲㗎喇,你當我細路女呀!」366Please respect copyright.PENANAmWRXDzLrw0
醫生:「咁…咁我打電話返屋企話唔返去食飯…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAlbQgSg4wlX
我:「哈哈哈,你先係小朋友囉。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAWlBcmJgeTU
就係咁,我哋一齊喺個商場入面流離浪蕩,順便搵嘢食。366Please respect copyright.PENANAD8ApYCQiT6
醫生:「芯怡…妳想食乜呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAKiwOwu3Meb
我:「無乜所謂呀,同你食就得。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA6lT20KZUfq
醫生:「呢間鋸扒好唔好?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAKeNKFy5Vgy
我:「食咁多肉肥膩呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA3a6n0Jgofx
醫生:「咁前面間壽司呢?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAlzGJxAzSwu
我:「日本嘢排好耐隊㗎,生冷嘢對女仔又無益。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAdCJgmTXegq
醫生:「咁pizza呢?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAdVOdBcjnJE
我:「熱氣唷,會出暗瘡㗎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANACwZclQzYhz
醫生:「咁…咁…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAmNkCY0o0cH
我:「咁跟我嚟啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAjwSC3qHtPu
醫生:「妳咁特別嘅,有咁多好嘢唔食帶我嚟食米線…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAN9P7LCcUZy
我:「我見你諗得咁辛苦好似要約女仔相睇咁點敢同你去食呀,費事你唔自在啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAFZlZ1tPtNn
醫生:「對住妳我已經夠唔自在…」366Please respect copyright.PENANApX8LSngHL2
我:「睇你個樣好似從來未拍過拖咁,平時點會無端端走去食嗰啲餐廳吖,唔好扮嘢啦,而且呢度唔使打對面坐可以親近啲。」366Please respect copyright.PENANATDQ26iQQvV
醫生:「咁妳拍過好多次拖咩?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAy34hUe5b10
我:「我…其實未正式拍過拖…」366Please respect copyright.PENANA2lKncscHwj
醫生:「唓,咁妳都唔會自己去食嗰啲餐廳啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANALBSSGLIQID
我:「唔係喎,有兵帶我去食…」366Please respect copyright.PENANA7BTF03qD7R
醫生:「兵?觀音兵?」366Please respect copyright.PENANACJtDVMgsEO
我:「嗯。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA1mqN5Ngn81
醫生:「咁即係話…妳以前試過畀男仔搞妳下面,係觀音兵?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAGebm0E5asF
我:「嗯。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAB22voagqa0
醫生:「佢非禮妳?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAH56ALuEwrq
我:「一半一半掛…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAkIqDymvIjR
醫生:「小心啲保護自己啦,世途險惡呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA3oM8f3fP42
我:「乜唔係所有男人都係咁嘅咩…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAZGJdrlGr8q
醫生:「至少我唔係…」366Please respect copyright.PENANATTUXvAxdO2
我:「咁我鍾意你咪啱囉。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAs1i9lZsmGW
醫生:「…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAgVx26b4AfP
我:「你以前讀書一定好叻㗎喇,係咪會有好多女仔鍾意你?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAqeYOsKHUIz
醫生:「無喎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAYL65eBVryG
我:「咁都無?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAmfs8Z64X22
醫生:「我讀男拔㗎…我又唔係outgoing無參加joint school function,邊有呢啲機會。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAjYmiqMOr8F
我:「咁你個平胸女朋友點識返嚟㗎?」366Please respect copyright.PENANALvQahx1f6c
醫生:「咪大學同學囉,喺hall度識返嚟…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAmy78S51wax
我:「咁你哋點開始㗎?佢又係讀醫㗎?」366Please respect copyright.PENANA4OOBTElb6N
醫生:「妳問咁多做乜呀…」366Please respect copyright.PENANA3uIlZka3xc
我:「我想知呀,我想知呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAooSWwjQWVx
醫生:「嗰陣我喺common room溫書,佢喺我附近見到我讀醫,就叫我教佢chem啲嘢,佢讀engine school嘅,就係咁比佢搭上咗。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA7UxysyFKj5
我:「你哋相處咗幾耐先一齊呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANASFkb6xi0rT
醫生:「佢第二日又走嚟搵我問嘢,咁啱嗰日roomate唔喺度畀佢唔覺意入咗嚟,佢又攞啲drinks入嚟叫我一齊飲,我攰攰哋攤咗喺張床度,唔知點解佢就爬咗上我上面…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAV3FPaONofN
我:「咁你就失咗身畀佢?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAViTObE2OWL
醫生:「係呀…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAHd7EuRxe1m
我:「oh my god!原來大學真係咁開放,so crazy!」366Please respect copyright.PENANANb9pLyUQJK
醫生:「類似啦,我都唔係好清楚。」366Please respect copyright.PENANANtZEGE4mqj
我:「點解聽落好似係你畀人呃蝦條咁嘅。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAXFO7kSVisw
醫生:「我唔反對妳咁樣諗嘅。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAdQ5qmG6mDc
我:「咁你同佢之後開唔開心呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAhPvHhJhftn
醫生:「都重ok嘅,算係可以同個女仔相處下,佢好爽朗,又唔算黐身,唔會係咁使我錢,而且…好主動…」366Please respect copyright.PENANArmcfzlXiyv
我:「你話喺床上面?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAE3pocDdRUS
醫生:「嗯,重有後樓梯呀,實驗室呀…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAbvhEvxxuKb
我:「咁你哋一齊咗幾耐呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANANFJPmAW9wH
醫生:「點解妳咁八㗎?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAUHeBXicoME
我:「鍾意你吖嘛。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA6LiRpAl2EP
醫生:「唔好鍾意我啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAOD49KZFT6m
我:「你繼續講先啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAcvyCuiX6XV
醫生:「一齊咗一年多啲啦。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAa8lthcLw4F
我:「咁點解散嘅?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAbS92UnI1ZW
醫生:「你應該知道讀醫有幾辛苦㗎,我後期無乜時間理佢,就好似天然結束咗咁。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAzkxWVfeTco
我:「咁你掛唔掛住佢呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANADA5vQYzEEV
醫生:「唔識掛呀,後來我喺啲umate口中聽到,原來佢中學嗰陣已經玩到比人叫做集郵女…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAsaZ2X8N8Br
我:「噢…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAEaxoeWxr3R
醫生:「所以提起戀愛我真係有啲驚…喂,妳做乜唔食嚿蘿白呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAU1jgNT0cDb
我:「唔,呢嚿好多根,好苦呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAAKSiTUCGvF
醫生:「根即係纖維,苦嘅嘢通常都有益。」跟住佢就夾咗入口。366Please respect copyright.PENANARiamiDS2oL
我:「啊,你食過我口水尾,以後都要聽我話。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAyJFGg57z4x
醫生:「唔鬼理妳。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAZ84Rc5kblM
食完嘢之後我捉咗佢去商場個平台花園,呢度都幾黑,又無乜人。366Please respect copyright.PENANArbMPK4hZU3
我:「點呀,有我陪你拍拖,開唔開心呀?」366Please respect copyright.PENANAkMrAXUv4v1
醫生:「我陪咗妳好耐啦,妳係咪病好返喇,我走得未?」366Please respect copyright.PENANABP5rU65BWb
我:「唔準走呀,你俾我綁架緊㗎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAa8bvBrsapj
醫生:「喺街留到咁夜唔係幾好呀,一陣其他人以為我綁架妳呀。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAf9UbZe33XG
我:「哼,咪扮嘢呀,我同你聽日都係放假㗎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA2aHnAbsfnd
醫生:「唔好諗咁多無謂嘢啦,見過我,開心完咪算囉,妳呢個時期應該專心讀書準備出年考試㗎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAXmDwV6Hdjc
我:「醫生,你可唔可以答我一個問題?」366Please respect copyright.PENANA4eNQwOVIVn
醫生:「問囉。」366Please respect copyright.PENANA1NHNB7scnH
我:「你要發誓唔呃我㗎。」366Please respect copyright.PENANAknH2TGRF5p
醫生:「唔呃…」366Please respect copyright.PENANAZn3B5CWXgH