剛過午夜12點。420Please respect copyright.PENANAtBZPJGy2aM
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女 :「我們分手吧。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAurdz6HHttu
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男 :「咦?等一下,為什麼啊?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAWToGjuNSRj
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女 :「你難道還不明白嗎?相處那麼久了,我已經受夠你很多地方。」420Please respect copyright.PENANACtPq5QVzMG
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男 :「難不成是……因為我的口臭,我們一直沒辦法接吻。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAkZgFE1WV1P
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女 :「不只那個。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAo1INxwi91J
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男 :「因為我會流手汗……所以沒辦法牽手。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAoB9uDR0iZz
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女 :「那也是其中之一。」420Please respect copyright.PENANALfISAD4kP9
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男 :「因為我打呼很大聲,我們一直都是分開睡。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAGjU9UkH5Xi
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女 :「看來你很清楚自己的缺點嘛,但還有一件最嚴重的事。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAcrLJVayWcr
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男 :「可惡,該不會被妳發現了吧,我有一次拿妳常吹的小號去通馬桶。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAzQZzGXacvj
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女 :「欸?」420Please respect copyright.PENANAceWHsjxPal
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男 :「嗯?還是說,我把妳10萬元的LV包弄不見,換成一個一模一樣的仿貨的事。」420Please respect copyright.PENANA5Pg0A0xQd3
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女 :「等等......」420Please respect copyright.PENANAVg4U6tyy9Y
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男 :「不然是,我不小心弄斷妳的口紅,然後隨便用紅色蠟筆黏上去…...」420Please respect copyright.PENANAwT684oEA1Y
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女 :「你這個混蛋原來做過這些事嗎!?」420Please respect copyright.PENANA4tr91YvM3D
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男 :「噫!我、我不是故意的!」420Please respect copyright.PENANAKTXQEM3i2d
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女 :「今天……不,昨天是我們的交往紀念日,我一直在你身邊暗示你,結果過了12點你還是沒想起來。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAqFauuo2Lhl
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男 :「……交往紀念日?」420Please respect copyright.PENANA84EdE6hiek
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女 :「啊啊,不過我放心了,聽完剛剛那些,總覺得就算現在殺了你,也不會有絲毫的罪惡感。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAGxwvs7E9RN
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男 :「剛剛不是說要分手嗎,恩,我們分手吧!現在,馬上。」420Please respect copyright.PENANAv2cNQowEwh
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