Reporter: We Interrupt your 10 hour "Friends" marathon to bring you this breaking news!
It would seem that a freak of nature has been birthed! You heard it here first folks! Our informers tell us that a Pen and Banana have successfully copulated to create the ultimate freak of nature: Penana! 574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXow5WcSkCo
We do not have much information on it yet, as the creature seems to be in its Beta stages of evolution, but we have an expert here to give you the cold hard facts! Please enlighten us, Dr. Fearisreal, founder of the forum which scientifically discusses the freak of nature, the Penana!
Dr: *coughs inelegantly* Why yes, I am the expert on the subject. You see, Penana poses an absolute ecological disaster to all other creative creatures. Penana seems to possess incalculable creativity, with the potential of hundreds, nay thousands of human amateur authors! We here in the creative-scientific community believe that its potential for evolution and growth is limitless!
Novelist creatures beware, because amazing content is uploaded and updated daily to Penana's Creative Brain Matrix! Fanfiction.net hold on tight to your buns, because we anticipate the blossoming of fanfiction to rival that of the greatest Ships that the world has ever known! Destiel has nothing on it! And to top off this horrifying monstrosity's capabilities, it would seem that Penana has blog capabilities! All of these facets in one creature!? Oh, the humanity! Everybody join Penana's forces, before it's too late!
Reporter: *Pushes hysterical doctor off-camera* Remain calm, citizens. Like the good doctor said *stares suspiciously at Fearisreal* it is still in its Beta stages. No need to panic.
Dr: *cuts back in* But please, this beautiful creature is a rare specimen, my fellow citizens! Support it with your creativity and join its caring and accepting folds! With a feedback system from all other users, your input does not only grow Penana, its growth supports your abilities! It's a never-ending cycle! Join toda-574Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejh9hh4LFU
*reporter sucker-punches Fearisreal*
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