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我係一個和尚,出咗家好多年,時日久遠到連自己都唔清楚,大概喺人嘅心目中存在咗多久,我就生存咗幾耐。359Please respect copyright.PENANAdAvhhapxbv
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關於我嘅故事,大家都耳熟能詳:「從前有座山,山上有間廟,廟入面有個和尚喺度講故仔,講咩呢,從前有座山……」,呢個人,就係我。359Please respect copyright.PENANApYWWRuvrCd
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不過冇人知道我到底講咗咩故事,係呢度,就分享下我嘅人生。359Please respect copyright.PENANAH77b7Lp8qi
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當我仲係細路,有一日喺冰室,正想食2蚊一個嘅菠蘿油,放到嘴唇邊,褲袋突然多咗部機器,手多多亂㩒幾下,佢竟然發光,我即刻被光芒包圍,當我再次擘大眼,已經發現自己去咗一個完全陌生嘅沙灘,行幾步睇清楚,原來係個島嚟。359Please respect copyright.PENANANHrwjWl4NP
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我見仲未飽,食埋菠蘿油先,點知個包喺我隻手度飛走!唔係,與其話飛,不如話佢好似有生命咁離開我隻手!359Please respect copyright.PENANAuTKfgciAPJ
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「嗨,你好呀,我係你嘅拍擋菠蘿油獸,終於返到嚟家鄉啦!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAV4nxFes5s8
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菠蘿油識講野呀!我嚇咗嚇,望住佢話:359Please respect copyright.PENANAIMV94id9iU
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「菠蘿油唔係肥架咩?點瘦呀?」359Please respect copyright.PENANA1vCjWXj0l0
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「係「獸」呀。」佢喺沙灘上寫咗個「獸」字。359Please respect copyright.PENANAHXj1XlRWvH
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然後佢講咗好多野,仲話我係第一個被選中嘅細路,將來會有好多人流傳同埋改編我嘅故事。359Please respect copyright.PENANA6OdXgJ4yYq
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心諗:唔洗啦,低調係我嘅忠旨,而家只係想返返去香港。359Please respect copyright.PENANAeHMb12OY67
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但係事與願違,完全冇方法離開,於是我同菠蘿油獸一齊開發呢個島。經過年年月月嘅努力,我禿了,也變強了,得到名為「世外高僧」嘅稱號,刻印喺我褲袋部機度。359Please respect copyright.PENANAEGJmPAnaAX
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我何德何能呢,不過自此以後,我自稱和尚。359Please respect copyright.PENANA5nwuWaSvQG
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以為呢種生活會過一世嘅時候,海邊飄嚟一個少年,我同菠蘿油獸幾經辛苦救咗佢一命,少年好感激我,仲叫身為高僧嘅我賜佢一個名。359Please respect copyright.PENANAwEcf6c1jaO
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於是,少年就叫做玄內。359Please respect copyright.PENANA3a4ZnJvxvv
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有玄內幫手打理個島,我就長年喺山上修煉,希望參透返去香港嘅玄機。359Please respect copyright.PENANALYbeNaON2E
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唔知過左幾耐,褲袋部機再次發光,將我送返去香港。359Please respect copyright.PENANA8nxiy6zvE7
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一擘大眼,我手上拎住一個菠蘿油,仲未嚟得切反應,前面個阿姐就同我講:359Please respect copyright.PENANAJD3fAZEGDa
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「阿伯,菠蘿油12蚊個,你未比錢呀。」359Please respect copyright.PENANAC3eOdxLWCi
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「咁貴嘅?!我以前買2蚊咋,洗唔洗貴咗6倍!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAYHZY0OAz8H
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「幾多年前呀,樓價都唔只貴咗6倍啦!對面賣15蚊,我地做緊特價架啦!」359Please respect copyright.PENANAi5aopr4eKf
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「吓?!」我再次驚訝,望吓四周圍全部都係高樓大廈,啲水磨石柱招牌唔見晒,認唔到係邊度!359Please respect copyright.PENANAEEMQZfFjkH
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身上一分錢都冇,但我好清楚呢個菠蘿油一定係菠蘿油獸,我要同佢同生共死,於是將褲袋部機比阿姐,打算以物易物。359Please respect copyright.PENANAkGKIEAxLFD
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「嘩,呢部機絕咗版好耐,我個仔好想要!好啦阿伯,我請你食。」359Please respect copyright.PENANACRdz39Xfsk
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唔知阿阻講緊咩,我將部機交出去嗰一刻,個腦好似聽到菠蘿油獸把聲,叫我食咗佢,咁樣就係陪佢走過最後一段路,而我亦都完成使命,之後我會化為精神體,一直活係人類嘅心中。359Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nq4JB3yDD
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基於我低調嘅忠旨,從前有座山嘅故事永遠唔會話比大家知和尚嘅故事。睇完呢篇文章都一樣,唔需要相信我嘅存在。359Please respect copyright.PENANA0bqmdDZ7qG