Jayke P.O.V.
While my sister is writing about a million possible ideas for the holidays, I am playing Call fo Duty on my XBox 360 (How exciting). But, sometimes playing video games all the time gets boring and I mean really boring like right now I am getting bored on THE FIRST DAY OF FRICKIN HOLIDAYS!! I look down at my stomach and it is growling like a lion so I decide to grab an afternoon snack. Let's see, I look up and down the fridge and I come to find that all the food has "DO NOT TOUCH" labels on them so, I head straight for the pantry and I find a note for me from mum and it reads:
Hello My Gorgeous Son,
I hope you are having a wonderful day but I am sorry to tell you but you are NOT allowed to eat anything unhealthy in the fridge. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME JAYKE? good. I have prepared a sandwich and a salad if you or your sister are really hungry. I will also let you have a piece of fruit and one snack of Vege Chips which I have left on the kitchen bench right near Dad's charger. Have a lovely day and I will see you at 5:30 pm.
P.S. Jayke, could you peel six potatoes for me thanks,
Love, Mummy xoxo
Great, I am stuck on peeling duty actually I have a great idea which will make me resigned from the peeling industry. I walk over to Chelsea as she is singing away to the song "Castle on a Hill" by Ed Sheeran. I shake her continuously until she takes her earphones off saying with a sassy groan, "What?"
"I have a joke for you," I reply in a mysterious way.
"Fine let's get on with it." she sighs with a little bit of frustration. "okay," I say with a grin on my face whilst beginning my spectacular cheesy joke.
I say, "Why do potatoes make good detectives?" Chelsea answers,"Ooh ooh, I know this one. Because they are good cops, no there good at rolling with it!"
"No," I say in a are you that stupid or are you just tired sort of tone. I give her the answer after her relentless wining, "Hurry up and spill it already!"
"The answer is because they keep their eyes peeled!" (Du dum ching: my way of interpreting drums lol) "oh I almost forgot mum wanted you to peel six or so potatoes before she gets home and she is already on her way!" then I run off and lock myself in my room before she can come in trying to do a deal to get out of doing it.
After a few minutes of doing nothing, I sit back on my bed and continue playing video games in my violent sort of way.
Chelsea P.O.V.
After Jayke dropped a bomb on me saying that I had to peel potatoes and may I remind you, six potatoes, do you know how labour intensive that is! I am mumbling curse words and other words whilst getting the peeler out of the draw and begin to peel, while I am doing that I open Spotify on the Samsung Smart TV and blast my favourite tunes out of the speakers and begin. One done...two done...three done... four-- I see a note from mum and it says at the bottom:
P.S. Jayke, could you peel six potatoes for me thanks...
At that stage I was furious, I march over to Jayke's door and whilst banging at the door as hard as I could I scream at the top of my lungs, "OPEN UP RIGHT NOW, YOU LIED TO ME, IT WAS MEANT TO BE YOU THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO PEEL THE POTATOES!!" I pause to let what I had just yelled at him sink in.
"But I only peeled three so you have to do the last four cause mum always wants one extra!!" and I storm back to the table where I was doing my list, by that stage I couldn't think straight so I sat down and turned on the TV to my favourite series, 'The Secret Daughter with Jessica Mauboy, it is really amazing but as the show is starting I see a gloomy shadow walking to the kitchen to start peeling the last of the potatoes, I think in my head, "Ha Sucker!!" and continue with my show singing to all the songs as they play waiting for mum to get home.
Author's note:
Hi Everyone, I am sorry that I haven't continued writing my book but I would like to say that I am back in business baby! so I will make more of an effort to write each chapter as often as I can so you don't have to be waiting forever!!
As I always copy all the cheesy jokes from TV shows and movies:
That's all Folks!
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